As soon as Wang Ping'an and his party arrived home, Wang Dazhu, who was watching the game, cursed: "Why are you back? You're staying in a guest house for one night!"
Wang Ping'an: "What the hell, I used to go on vacation and you scolded me if I didn't go home, but now you don't want me to go home?"
"That's...ok, your aunt and I will live outside."
"Wait a minute! Why are you living outside? We are not doing anything! If you go out to live, tomorrow the whole factory will think that we are doing something."
Wang Dazhu looked like his plan had been discovered, and snorted: "Does the whole factory know what you are doing? Humph, the whole factory wants you to send red eggs! Do you underestimate your father's publicity ability?"
"Why are you acting like a kid from elementary school? Are you ashamed of yourself for playing such a little trick?" Wang Ping'an said angrily.
Wang Dazhu frowned: "What's wrong? I haven't heard that people grow old like naughty boys? Your dad is over fifty now, and in a few years he will be an old naughty boy! The old naughty boy wants to have his grandson, otherwise he will make trouble for you! If he wants a grandson, he will have a grandson!"
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The aunt looked apologetic: "I just let him drink a little, and he started to get drunk and go crazy."
Wang Ping'an: "Do you believe him? How can this drunkard get drunk after drinking so much wine? He's pretending!"
Wang Dazhu lay down on the sofa: "Oh, I have gout. I have to hold my grandson before I get up! No, I have to hold my grandson before I get up."
"Really?" Angele asked.
Wang Ping'an: "I'm not being shy, I'm telling the truth. You don't want to be in this situation...right?"
Wang Ping'an: "So, was it true just now?"
Isn't this guy the one who judged the compatibility of personalities between me and Angele?
Angeli looked at her phone and then at Wang Ping'an: "I am your antidote, right?"
Irene sat down on the sofa, picked up the biscuits on the coffee table and ate them, looking at Wang Pingan and Angeli with a little interest.
Wang Ping'an, on the other hand, looked relieved. The gag on his cell phone helped him resolve Angeli's "offensive" just now. At least it saved him from having to answer the question "When will the rain stop?"
"Come on, come on, let's go into the house. There is a TV in the house too." Auntie forced Wang Dazhu into the house, turned back and smiled at Wang Ping'an, "You guys can chat, the living room is for you!"
Yes, if you can’t marry a good brother, what about Xiao Fang? Is he a good brother or a love interest?
Wang Ping'an: "What? When a girl talks about you, she loses her composure and stops pretending, right? She just bullies your son, right? Where's the old naughty boy that we promised you?"
Wang Ping'an: "Sorry."
Then Wang Dazhu was dragged back by his wife, and his aunt smiled and said, "Don't worry about it, don't worry about the old man, I will convince him."
Angele waited for a few seconds before biting her lip: "Yes, although I have also thought that this kind of thing doesn't matter, but as expected, I still hope that my lover only has me in his heart."
"Why are you entering the house? At this time, we have to show our advantages. Although I am only a city model worker, I am also an eighth-level worker with a national certificate. The computer algorithms are all modeled after me!
Girl, if you marry into our family, maybe the whole family will have permanent residence."
"My partner must not be like you.
Then the two father and son looked at each other.
Wang Ping'an: "Keep pretending!"
"Really, I told you from the beginning, this is my dad's plan." Angeli smiled.
Cell phone: "This is a classic line from the pre-aerospace text love game "Memories of Autumn"."
He thought for no reason that a long time ago, when he was in flight school, Xiao Fang encouraged him to go to the back mountain to watch the stars together.
Wang Pingan's pocket suddenly said: "The probability of problems in a marriage based on common interests is much lower than that of a marriage based on love and impulse. The optimal solution for marriage is actually common interests plus compatible personalities."
"Just pretend!"
Wang Ping'an raised his eyebrows: "Just because of your father's arrangement, you think it doesn't matter if you marry me? What about your love?"
Angele: "When will the rain stop?"
Wang Ping'an: "In that case, I'll sleep on the floor. I don't have a choice. Like my father, I can sleep anywhere if I'm a cockroach."
"I want to find a serious person who can discipline me. It's not okay for you to violate military regulations with me. Absolutely not! He should be serious, orderly, and like a gentleman. The most important thing is that he won't cry while watching the movie.
Like an idiot, you can't stand crying with me anymore!
Wang Ping'an: "Then I'll lay the floor."
Wang Ping'an took out his cell phone from his pocket and looked at it with a frown.
"What the hell, are you beating around the bush and calling me a cockroach? Do you talk to your dad like this? Come and let's have a fight. Your dad couldn't beat you when you were in high school. Now you have osteoporosis and just came back from space.
Body, come on! Let’s have a fight! I just like to bully the weak!”
Wang Ping'an fell silent.
Erin, who was holding the mobile phone, was startled and stretched her hand to keep the mobile phone away from her.
The aunt explained to the two girls nearby: "They are always like this and won't do anything."
Erin: "Really? It's quite common in our country for fathers and sons to shoot each other with guns."
The door closed again.
Wang Ping'an threw the phone on the sofa: "No, no, no. Remember, don't say this again. I don't approve of marriage without love! I don't approve! You are my partner and a good brother. I will not marry a good man.
brother!"
"There are no quilts or mats!" Wang Dazhu continued to shout, "There is no floor, so you have to sleep on the floor!"
The phone displays a smiley face symbol composed of pixels on the screen.
Wang Ping'an: "Wait a minute! What a change of heart? The word change of heart means a change of original plan. Did you originally plan to marry me?"
Angele: "Is he really drunk? Otherwise, he wouldn't behave like an adult."
At that time, Xiao Fang talked about the issue of future partners.
Wang Pingan and Wang Dazhu said in unison: "That is your country."
"It's not impossible. My father's original plan was for me to marry a space pilot and live permanently. I have fulfilled my father's wish." Angeli looked at Wang Ping'an with a half-smile.
"Come just come, you old man is afraid of you!"
Wang Ping'an sighed, turned around and said to the two girls: "I'm making you laugh, the rooms are so divided tonight, you two sleep in my room, my bed is big enough, and I sleep on the sofa in the living room."
Erin: "What's so interesting? I was just worried that they were going to have a shootout."
Angele blinked: "Ah...are you worried that my impression of you will become bad and I will change my mind? It's okay. I think this kind of interaction is quite interesting."
Wang Dazhu: "No one will compete with me on the sofa tonight!"
While he was struggling, Irene stretched out her hand to retrieve the mobile phone he had thrown on the sofa, and stared at it suspiciously.
Wang Dazhu immediately sat up and said with a straight face: "I'm just teasing you, I'm pretending."
Wang Dazhu was so happy: "Oh, this is great! Honey, go and get my model worker certificate and your March 8th Red Flag Bearer! I am a city model worker! I have also fought in the war! Our family is very good!"
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At this time, the door to Wang Dazhu's room opened, and Dazhu stuck his head out: "He's shy, come on, girl..."
His wife, the aunt in Wang Pingan's words, looked at Angeli, then at Wang Pingan, and then whispered to Wang Dazhu: "Come on, don't get involved. Come on, let's go into the house."
Wang Pingan turned to look out the window. In the night sky outside the window, stars composed of dense drone lights were dancing.
"Isn't it still a few years old?" Wang Dazhu said and looked at Angeli, "I'm really pretending. Don't worry that your parents-in-law won't treat you well if you enter our house. It's really just a joke."
“One emotional idiot is enough, but two is too many, you know? Too many!
"So you can only be brothers, and wait until I tell you that I have become someone else's girlfriend! '人の人の比女になったよ'"
Wang Ping'an cut off his memories.
You should become someone else's girlfriend, damn!