Angele: "It's comfortable...but it's a holiday today."
"Holidays should be more comfortable." Wang Ping'an continued to look up at the sky.
Angele: "Your look reminds me of a sketch from decades ago."
"In "Protagonist and Supporting Role", I look like Chen Peisi with a lamppost in it."
"Oh, yes, that's it, but when an actor is acting, he will look at his partner with his eyes."
"How dare I aim?"
"I don't even care anymore. And we're from a foreign country..."
"That's your foreign country!"
"Okay, let's talk about the Soviet Union..."
"Then it's the Soviet Union! I've read Soviet literature, and I know they are unrestrained."
"Hmph, you guessed it right, I'm attracted to you!"
"Hmm... It should be a clear sign. I don't know if Lu Yingying understands it. She is a bit silly."
Don't know why it still smells like mint.
Wang Ping'an: "How can you say you are demanding if you are good-looking? Nowadays everyone is good-looking, but you are demanding if you are ugly."
Wang Ping'an instantly recalled many details after participating in the series experiment. These details looked fine alone, but now they have a different meaning when viewed from a new perspective.
"what do you know?"
But strangely enough, when he thought of this episode, what sounded in Wang Ping'an's ears was the old Japanese song: "I became someone else's girlfriend."
"That won't work. Foreign companies sell products and there is still a trial period. How can I know if you are reliable if I don't try it?"
"You guys will definitely find someone graceful and generous in the future, just like Sun Lili. By the way, why do you help Qin Qiong chase Sun Lili? I think you must want to do it yourself."
——What the hell... all the things you do that are not what Xiao Ai’s classmates would do are all the fault of my bored module?
Wang Ping'an: "Can you please explain why I am about to be hurt?"
"It's over, it's over!"
Then silence fell, and it was extremely awkward. Wang Pingan's toes had already begun to dig into his three bedrooms and one living room.
**
Wang Dazhu was lying on the door, his eyes widened: "Come on, girl! Shoot!"
Also, she is French, she can use her weapons like this in small scenes.
Mobile phone: "According to the Three Laws of Robotics, I cannot stand idly by when humans are about to be harmed."
"I do not believe!"
"Isn't this a joke that you started playing on your own?"
"I can stop now and then. It's too boring to just do this kind of thing. Seriously, which one do you like? You have to like one, right? Don't say disgusting things like you like me.
"
Wang Ping'an rolled down from the ceiling, landed nimbly, then cleared his throat to Angeli and said, "Well, please help me pick up my shoulder."
At this moment, Wang Ping'an recalled that Angeli seemed to have said just now, "I am who I am, and I want to use weapons that Xiaofang absolutely cannot have."
Angele: "Why are you blushing?"
Wang Ping'an: "Hey!"
Mobile phone: "Hello, this is the mobile phone of Wang Dazhu's son upstairs. I dropped it. Can you please help me get it up? Don't be afraid, Wang Dazhu's son installed the anthropomorphic module for me."
**
In the flower bed downstairs, Wang Ping'an's mobile phone was half-inserted in the soil, with the front camera facing the sky.
"Hmph! I know exactly where your eyes are staring! Don't Sun Lili's team pass by our training ground every day? Your eyes are always looking over there!"
I'm listening, my subconscious is listening.
Angele looked at Wang Ping'an eagerly: "Wang Ping'an, Wang Ping'an, look at the scene now and use your smart brain."
"I'm a gentleman. By the way, I'm pretty good at that exoskeleton. Didn't I just say that I want to choose a matching one?"
Wang Ping'an: "You can move. Ah, are you moved? This one... is broken, I screwed up, do it! I'll fix this one, that one... Oh, by the way, let me treat you to rice rolls, I know a family
It’s a time-honored brand. I’ve been eating it since elementary school. The rice milk is real rice milk and it’s very fragrant.
**
In the cafeteria of the space flight school, when you are washing dishes after eating, it is a rare time in the morning when you can chat casually.
"That's right! I'm just teaching you how to confess! You will definitely know how to love tiger oil, but this won't work! You see, thanks to me teaching you! At this time, you must be very embarrassed and want to fight, but it doesn't work. You have to
Seriously, tell her seriously, I like you. That's it, I like you."
"Don't pretend to be confused. Do you think I don't know?"
"That's because they're scolding you for your small figure."
Wang Ping'an: "I knew it! It turned out to be that bastard!"
Wang Ping'an: "Didn't you just retell the famous scene from Shunji Iwai's "Love Letter"?"
Immediately afterwards, the phone used the folding stand that came with it to make a somersault and ran away from the window sill.
I can't hear what you said -
Wang Ping'an: "Wait a minute, what the hell, don't suddenly add settings to me. If it starts from that time, even I won't be able to feel it. But you have clearly been a good buddy!"
Wang Ping'an was stunned for a moment: "Ah? You asked."
His eyes focused on the "blind cover", and then he asked politely: "Well, can I..."
Xiao Fang shook the water on the plate and began to wipe it dry. While wiping it, he said: "Seriously, I can see that you are very demanding. There should be no girls in our school who meet your requirements. You
She must be gentle and virtuous, be able to charge side by side with you, and be good-looking."
Angele: "Shut up!"
Angele: "So after I arrived on Earth, I applied for a psychological consultation alone. Do you remember that it took me a very long time to go to the toilet?"
Wang Pingan took a deep breath.
Wang Ping'an silently grabbed Xiao Fang's collar and picked her up.
"Study! A girl who studies! Anyway, befriend me in the future!"
At this moment, the instructor's voice came from a distance: "Wang Pingan! Fang Manmei! How long do you have to wash!"
The instructor arrived at the right time: "Qin Qiong! Wash again!"
But! The long-term training worked. Wang Ping'an had already reacted when he was thrown into the sky. He relied on his strong torso to hook the chandelier on the ceiling with his feet, avoiding the tragedy of landing.
Suddenly there was the sound of a dinner plate falling to the ground.
Then Wang Pingan was thrown in his room. After stuffing two beds, a desk, two bookcases and a chest of drawers into the room, there was not much room left for Wang Pingan to land.
He bit his lip gently.
Angele blinked: "Where is the touching confession scene that I... expected? Why am I not moved at all?"
"Except Russia."
**
Because of the good sound insulation effect, Wang Ping'an didn't hear the conversation between his father and his wife outside the door anyway.
Fang Manmei - Xiao Fang is smiling at herself on the poster.
The phone suddenly said: "I am indeed omniscient and omnipotent!"
Angele smiled, and then she came closer to Wang Ping'an, the tip of her nose almost touching the tip of his nose: "To reward you for not saying 'radiant' just now."
Angele: "Look at me carefully! Bastard!"
"I'm a stupid horse! The king has caused trouble, and you will avenge your kindness!"
"That's because Xiao Fang has always been your good buddy! In name only! I've always wanted to replace her! So what should I do? I can only be a good buddy!" Angele's voice trembled slightly, and she clearly felt that
It's because he suppressed the stormy emotions.
"I know! I know more about this than you! I looked at your face at that time. You were not wearing a helmet, only an oxygen mask. There was a vacuum in the cockpit. Your face was already congested. To be honest, it was quite...
ugly.
"Nonsense, you just said that I was interested in Sun Lili."
Wang Pingan looked directly at Angeli again.
Angele: "I know that if I ask you about your face being so red at this time, I will mess things up. But I still want to ask. What should I do?"
Wang Ping'an: "Why... no? It's really delicious. I mean, from now on I will show you my world! Hey, this is good! What do you think, what I said is good, right?"
Finally, he would hit the ground hard and hard.
——Remember to listen to her carefully.
Wang Ping'an looked at the ceiling and smiled: "How can it be all red? This is your brain's tampering with the memory. The brain is trying to exaggerate..."
Angele nodded: "Yes, that was that time. I was actually very scared at the time. Small pieces of debris kept hitting the engine room, like the god of death knocking on the door.
Angeli seemed to be saying something, but Wang Ping'an could not hear the singing at all. (Angeli: "So I decided to be myself! I am not Xiaofang, and I don't want to be a comrade-in-arms with you! I want to be
Your girlfriend!")
だからもう会えないやごめんね(So, I’m sorry that I can’t see you again)
"Did your psychology module tell you that this is a good opportunity to cure him?" Angele asked again.
The moment he made this decision, the same tide as the three years Angeli had spent flooded into his mind.
**
Wang Ping'an: "So? Why did you suddenly change your strategy now?"
I remember that Xiao Fang also hummed the famous American recruiting song "Song of the Warriors" at that time.
Then she asked: "This is the only thing you want from a girl who is so cool?"
Cell phone: “Look!”
Angele sighed and shook her head: "I chose it myself, and I admit it. Come on, let me ask you, am I your girlfriend now?"
Wang Ping'an: "Come on, confession is a clarion call to declare victory, not a charge, the instructor said so."
"I'm not deceiving you. Don't worry, when you get emotional, I'll give you the assist. Brother, I'm the most reliable! I matched many couples when I was in high school, and they all called me Cupid!"
Angele smiled and said: "French girls are also perfect in details. Guess when I took the throat lozenge?"
His mobile phone came to the rescue: "Now it's really women who play straight and men who play hard."
Wang Ping'an felt like he was about to cry. Why, don't say such things. (Angeli: "I want to attack with weapons that Xiao Fang absolutely does not have! I'm so sorry that I can't be the steel plate in your memory!")
あなたも好くなってね不人の比世に(You should also be someone else’s boyfriend earlier)
But this song has a second verse. I remember the lyrics of the second verse very clearly, "Before I call you, quickly become someone else's boyfriend." You called me instead! (
Angele: "Xiao Fang has only been with you for less than five years! I have been with you for three years. I still have countless time in the future!")
Xiao Fang on the poster looked at Wang Ping'an tenderly, her red lips slightly parted.
**
Wang Ping'an was hanging on the ceiling and saw Xiao Fang out of the corner of his eye.
You can’t be shy and you can’t fight haha.
"I love you……"
Mobile phone: "Uninstall the Three Laws of Robotics module!"
"It depends on whether it's good or not, who knows... Don't worry! I'm just talking about probability! Statistics! We have to be rigorous in what we say, materialists, statistics are very important. But for now, it seems yes."
"No! How come...wait a minute! Stop fighting! I understand! I understand!"
So Wang Ping'an and Xiao Fang would slowly wipe the plates at this time, chatting while wiping.
Snapped.
"Nonsense! Wait a minute, how do you know which way I'm looking? Damn, you're so big compared to me in the queue!"
"Doesn't it look like a robot now? There is also the Three Laws of Robotics module, Asimov's! Although it has been uninstalled."
Then she happened to be overheard by a passing instructor, so she was trained without any surprise.
"Also, I want to remind you that sometimes as long as you listen carefully to a girl, you can actually solve most problems, except for the more pretentious ones. But you don't like the pretentious ones, right?"
He was waiting for Angeli's answer.
"The revolutionary army is not a killing machine! We are different from them! So we won!"
If you use it to throw someone whose back is facing you, the joints will be dislocated like now, and the spine will scream "it's about to break, it's about to break."
"roll!"
Wang Ping'an also followed with a dinner plate.
Wang Ping'an: "Yes."
Wang Ping'an was stunned by the question, but he immediately realized that he had been led into a trap, and he had to jump out of the current routine to fight back, so he said: "What about you? Why do you change clothes so indifferently? What do you mean? Tell me
Are you okay at any time?"
"Then you can tell me what's different about China? If you see it, you must marry me? I don't have the impression, right?"
"It advised me not to try to be the person I was in the past, that's impossible. I remember yesterday - the day before yesterday, I asked you, 'When will the rain stop?' and I was interrupted by my cell phone.
("Xiao Fang has only been with you for less than five years! I have been with you for three years. I still have countless time in the future!")
Turns out I heard it.
Xiao Fang: "I'm teaching him! Qin Qiong, what are you talking about? Misunderstanding!"
Wang Ping'an: "What's the matter with you? You were never like this before, and you have always been my good partner. Why did you suddenly become..."
Wang Ping'an was instantly killed.
Next to him, his wife, who also had her ear pressed to the door, patted his head: "Stop making noise, I can't hear what's being said!"
Wang Ping'an: "This...I understand, the magic technique! Use something to attract my attention, and then act secretly! Got it!"
Wang Ping'an couldn't finish his words.
Wang Ping'an turned his head and saw Qin Qiong looking here with wide eyes. At her feet was the dinner plate that had just fallen to the ground.
Snapped.
Xiao Fang hurriedly picked up the polished dinner plate and walked to the recycling area.
——Leave it to me when choosing a gift. I won’t be a straight man.
Then there was a knock on the door.
Wang Ping'an put Xiao Fang down.
Angele: "Will we get married and have children in the future?"
In the scene reflected in the lens, the sun is rising slowly, and the dividing line formed by the sunlight is moving downward from the top of the building little by little.
"You installed Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics module for me. The First Law of the Three Laws of Robotics: Robots must not harm humans, nor must they stand by when humans are about to be harmed. The Second Law of Robots is that robots must obey human orders.
, the first law takes precedence over the second law.”
The phone didn't answer, so Angele spoke first: "Hasn't Xiao Fang changed clothes in front of you?"
The next moment, her image changed and she looked like the famous American recruitment poster from the last war.
"The boss is from Puning, so instead of using soy sauce, he uses boiled garlic soup to make the sauce. This is a specialty of Puning rice rolls and is rarely done here. It's absolutely delicious!"
"And you're in good shape! So it's not a random decision, it's... it's... the decision was made through rational calculation, and then the emotional vote was in favor, so we decided to invite you to be my girlfriend."
Angele: "Because I also saw Xiao Fang. Your hallucinations can even affect me. I suddenly understood."
だからもう会えないやごめんね(So, I’m sorry that I can’t see you again)
"But at that moment I already knew that your expression answered all the questions. The rain will never stop. In your knowledge, that quantum rose has always been there, when you are about to reach the end of your life.
, when you change from a strong observer to a weak observer, that's when you meet her again.
**
Wang Dazhu outside the door: "What a fool! I'm telling you, I knew he would secretly hide and 'do exercises' when he was a child, and he likes this kind of style!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a snap was heard downstairs.
"Stop making noise! You are too loud. What should I do if I hear you inside?"
Wang Ping'an looked away and saw Xiao Fang holding a watermelon next to him.
Wang Ping'an: "No, I started with the word "prevention". I obviously meant to use wax to prevent coldness. I was too nervous and made a mistake..."
Angeli was stunned, but she still grabbed Wang Ping'an's right arm and pushed hard, skillfully repositioning the shoulder.
"No, she is eating melon."
Wang Ping'an: "After all, I like girls who throw up the curtains and play in the library on sunny afternoons."
Snapped.
"Um."
"Nonsense! You just want the kind that can stand out even when everyone is good-looking. And you also want the kind that suits your taste, the kind that likes reading, preferably on a sunny afternoon, when the library is white
The curtains fluttered in the wind. When the wind stopped, the curtains slowly fell, revealing the figure of the girl leaning against the window frame reading a book..."
"Instructor, Fang Manmei confessed to Wang Pingan!"
Angeli looked at all this, and then asked Wang Ping'an: "Why not just make this mobile phone into a small robot?"
And it goes directly to the chorus part.
"Just in case... I'm shy. Don't fucking ask! Think about it carefully, I quite like you. No, this expression does not mean that I am just okay. Look at you, right? You are so beautiful, knowledgeable, like to read, and...
There are glasses and braids. You can throw the curtains and play in the bright afternoon sunshine of the library...what am I talking about!
"Wow, it's indeed a weapon that Xiao Fang doesn't have."
"That's long-winded! Just tell me if you pushed it over! That's not what I want to say. What I want to say is that from that time on, I knew that I didn't want you to be just a colleague. You go to the L2 monument alone.
When we were paying homage to Xiao Fang, I was having dinner with Lu Yingying, and we basically knew each other at that time.
"Old man, your substitute is the weakest! You should say that you came over and looked at me after using Platinum Star!"
I'm going to ask you for help soon.
"If you don't run away, you have expectations, at least there are expectations. The rest depends on whether we can finalize the decision!"
"I used my stand to watch! My stand's ability is reading and writing!"
"I can lift you up with one hand, and you're still fighting."
"I've seen the lines in "Downfall" filmed by California Republic that were magically altered."
"It's a mobile cabin after all. It doesn't have as much armor as a combat craft. I didn't even dare to look at the damage control system screen. I had the impression that the screen was almost completely red."
"Didn't I just say... Oh, by the way! You are my anima!"
"I'm not the roundworm in your stomach!"
"Okay! I'll leave it to you then!"
Wang Dazhu: "Who is it! At this time! I won't even pick one!"
After it was over, Wang Ping'an asked: "Where did you get the mint?"
He hung from the ceiling like a bat, looking at Angeli on the ground.
So at this time, Wang Ping'an would definitely chat more with Xiao Fang, and was even told many times by the instructor not to waste water.
The old man playing with flowers next to him was startled: "What is this?"
Angele: "Three years ago, we flew from low Earth orbit to Sun-Earth L2, and then encountered an unmanned spacecraft with a stowaway."
Because Angeli's lips are soft and cool.
Wang Ping'an remembers this scene. At that time, Xiao Fang was criticizing the Space Force's recruitment poster for not being provocative, and then he did this: "Uncle Sam needs you! Look, how exciting this is!"
Hey, what am I talking about? Why do I say this?
Then he tried to look directly at Angele.
"The person who transforms into a quantum state is so cunning, she is invincible.
But the skill of over-the-shoulder throw must be used when the opponent is facing you during training, so that the joint direction of the human body will be more consistent.
Angele: "Xiao Fang has no objection?"
"Look! This attitude is not good. You can't be funny at this time. Look at her seriously and don't care about her reaction. When you do this, she will know what is going to happen next. So if she doesn't want this to happen, she must
Will hide and run away.
"You said to me: If you have nothing to do, just sing, sing "Green Grass by the House." So I sang, and when I sang, I felt no longer afraid. Is this the effect of the song, or..."
After this period of time, it’s time for everyone to go to bed and take a nap. There are still a lot of classes and training in the afternoon.
"No way! I am a girl after all. It will definitely come in handy to choose a gift or something to prevent you from giving gifts to straight men. Without me as a consultant, you would definitely have given me a model of a spaceship."
"No! Your description is describing my anima. Everyone's anima is so perfect. But in fact, everyone ends up marrying a decent one. For example, we may end up together.
, because there is no suitable person, so I can only make do with it."
Wang Ping'an laughed loudly, threw everything he just said behind his mind, and shouted to Xiao Fang: "Oh, it turns out you like me! Being brothers is all fake!"
Wang Ping'an covered the left side of his face where he was slapped: "Hahaha, my dad always uses a rolling pin to hit me! Slapping won't do it..."
Wang Ping'an said categorically: "The effect of the song."
Wang Ping'an: "Wait! Outside...forget it, I guess even if I fall, there will be many holes in the ground..."
Angele: "As partners, and even as one, you couldn't guess?"
Xiaofang: "Idiot. Where are you carrying the cat? Put it down quickly, or I will explode!"
Wang Pingan suddenly found that the Space Force recruitment poster he had posted on the ceiling suddenly looked different.
If there is something on the ground and the location is unlucky, then...
"Hmph, then I will teach you the trick that will kill all the girls who like you. That is to look into her eyes. Even if she is cool, you must look into her eyes. If she looks away, she is shy. If she doesn't look away, she is shy.
You are just hiding your shyness."
Wang Ping'an immediately shifted his focus to his mobile phone: "Shut up! I just told you to shut up, did you hear me?"
Angele looked directly at him, not hiding at all.
"That's so... hmm? It's not too sad, right?" Xiao Fang laughed loudly, showing his little fangs, "We can build the model together, and then blame each other for making the wrong spell and fight."
Wang Ping'an's hand was suddenly twisted back, and the joints felt like tearing pain, and then his whole body started spinning - his rich fighting training experience immediately allowed him to judge the situation at this time: it was an over-the-shoulder fall, and she used
Falling over the shoulder.
Wang Ping'an: "Don't be ridiculous, I can't get along with that kind of young lady."
"Then you use a loudspeaker to shout everywhere, right? Wang Ping'an likes Chachacha!"
"The time I won the Silver Star, the time we won the Silver Star."
"Maybe. After all, my country also has a record of flattening Europe with a Marseillaise."
"Do you know what you called me when you were drunk last night? Guess what!"
Angele: "Last and most important, do you like me?"
I am responding to this sentence...
Xiao Fang: "Let me tell you, I can definitely tell when you are emotional!"
Snapped.
"The Imperial Army told me...don't interrupt me!"
"Just tell me whether you like it or not! You definitely want this! And it also has a bang, and a bang! It's a lot to ask for."
"Hmph! Anyway, leave it to me. If you find someone you like, tell me as soon as possible."
Angele: "So, has Xiao Fang ever done this?"
No! Why are you still here?
The next moment, Xiao Fang disappeared. It turned out to be the watermelon pencil sharpener he used as a child in the bookcase.
"No, are you addicted or something? Don't be like this..."
"You can." Angele said.
Erin: "No, you can't. At least I have to go out first."
Wang Ping'an heard a wailing sound coming from outside the door.
There is also the canned laughter that comes from nowhere.