Chapter 218 Eating and Drinking in the Virtual World
Chapter 218 Eating and drinking in the virtual world
Author: Gushan fishing snow
Chapter 218 Eating and drinking in the virtual world
Xiaoyun: "There is indeed a palace banquet script. Do you want to play this script as the emperor or as a minister?"
Wang Pingan asked back: "In that model, does all the wine have to be 180 cups?"
Xiaoyun: "Are you looking for a script of a gathering of heroes?"
Wang Ping'an: "Why, what we eat in this script is a full banquet of carrots?"
"Yes, and all the wine is one hundred and eighty glasses."
Be particular!
Wang Ping'an clapped his hands: "Then let's do this."
The next moment the scene changed, Wang Ping'an and his wife were sitting at the table, which was filled with dishes made from various radish. As soon as the scene changed, Wang Ping'an smelled an appetizing aroma.
"Why does this Da Luo Bai smell so good?" When he spoke, he unconsciously took on the accent of the old artist in the classic sketch.
Xiaoyun: "Because this all-radish feast is a work that gathered all the surviving cooking masters after the war, made dishes with real radishes, and then accurately measured and collected data to recreate the work. The script of this series has been approved by UNESCO
Listed as a world intangible cultural heritage."
"Isn't this a joke script?" Wang Pingan complained dutifully, "I thought the table would be filled with funny Da Luo Bai!"
"Ah, this radish is so delicious, it actually has stuffing inside." Angeli said while chewing.
"No, why did you eat it? I didn't even move my chopsticks! Where did this report button pop up?"
Student Xiaoyun: “Because I have detected suspected sexist remarks, this report button goes directly to the Women’s Federation.”
"What the hell, how many more times do I have to play this joke? Uh-huh..."
Wang Ping'an's words were blocked by Angeli's chopsticks, and his entire mouth was filled with the radish held by his lover.
Angeli held her chopsticks and looked at Wang Pingan curiously: "Is it delicious?"
"Well, indeed..."
Angele patted his hand gently with chopsticks: "Swallow it before you speak."
Wang Ping'an stretched his neck to swallow, and nodded: "It's delicious. It's obviously just Daluobai, why is it so delicious... Now we really have a gathering of heroes."
"After all, Chinese food is world-class. When I was a child, my father made me determined to marry China in order to cultivate my feelings for China. Occasionally, he would take me to eat Chinese food. The places I went to were at the embassy's cultural exchange offices.
of high-end restaurants.
"I was surprised at that time, why the Chinese can eat an eggplant in so many ways. Even though French cuisine is recognized as one of the three major cuisines in the world, they can only make Provence stew when eating eggplant."
Wang Ping'an: "Aren't there only three ways to eat eggplant: eggplant box, grilled eggplant and cold eggplant?"
Xiaoyun: "Switching to Full Eggplant Banquet."
The next moment, all the dishes on the table were replaced with various kinds of eggplants.
Angeli was very happy: "Yes, that's it. When I went to a cultural exchange restaurant when I was a child, the chef showed how you can eat more than one tomato. He also demonstrated cooking on the spot and served it to the guests.
That kind of.
"I'm so impressed."
Angelie said happily and started eating.
Wang Ping'an: "Why didn't I realize that you have foodie attributes?"
Angele: "Wait a minute, think about it carefully, I seem to have a good appetite."
Xiaoyun: "This is because you ate a lot of food in virtual reality, but you didn't actually eat it. Your stomach secreted a lot of gastric acid, and your intestines started to peristaltic, but you didn't eat anything real.
"This kind of misalignment has a reverse impact on consciousness."
Wang Ping'an: "So this is a side effect of this virtual reality script?"
"Yes, there are relevant warnings in the introduction to the script."
"Ah," Angeli looked at the system interface that appeared out of thin air in front of her, "it really does. But it is also said here that just trying it once or twice will not be a big problem, but if you often use virtual reality to taste food,
It will induce gastrointestinal dysfunction or even decline."
Xiaoyun: "Currently medical experts and psychological experts are discussing whether this symptom should be classified as cyber syndrome."
Wang Ping'an picked up the well-made eggplant box with chopsticks, frowned and looked at it carefully. While looking at it, he muttered: "No wonder the little boy's mother suffered from heatstroke and dehydration while playing in virtual reality. The human spirit and body seem to have also
Not ready for that…wait a minute!”
Wang Ping'an stuffed the eggplant box into his mouth, turned to look at Xiaoyun's avatar, and continued without caring about swallowing: "If new humans like me are humans who have adapted to space, is it possible that they will appear?
A new human being who has adapted to virtual reality?”
Xiaoyun looked stunned: "What can new humans who have adapted to virtual reality do?"
"I don't know. Maybe he won't have any adverse reactions if he eats like crazy in virtual reality? His stomach knows it's fake, and it doesn't move or secrete gastric juices?"
"What's the use of that!"
"Is your expression something you think you should make after calculation, or is it a true emotional response?"
"Of course I made the expression after calculation to match you. I don't have such a thing as emotions."
"Don't you?" Wang Ping'an thought for a while and felt that there was no need to worry about such a small matter.
He turned to look at Angeli and found that his wife was feasting.
"Why did you still eat it?"
Angele swallowed the food in her mouth: "Anyway, it's okay to have it once in a while. The food is all served. Why don't you try the palace banquet that you decided to experience in the first place?"
You are addicted to it!
Angele: "This thing has no calories! You can eat as much as you want without worrying about gaining weight. This is heaven!"
Suddenly a very girly development appeared!
Xiaoyun: "Actually, recently, there have been many records of people being hospitalized because they used virtual reality to eat so much that their bodies were damaged, and 60% of them were women."
"Wait a minute, why are women only 60%? What's the rest? Armed helicopters?" Wang Ping'an complained dutifully!
Angele: "You are prejudiced. I will vote for the Women's Federation...hehehe..."
Before she finished speaking, she couldn't help but laugh.
Wang Ping'an: "Are you laughing? Just tell me not to say this joke again!"
Xiaoyun: "Of course the remaining 40% are men. Now is an era where men also care about their weight."
Wang Ping'an was speechless: "That's right. At that time, no boys cared about this at all. When I was in elementary school, there were labor classes every day. The boys went out to help demolish the rubble, throwing all kinds of broken bricks into the crusher, and crushing them into pieces.
Sand for building houses.
"At that time, our appetites were bigger than the other, and we could consume as much as we ate."
Angele: "It's something I can't understand, being born ten years after the war."
"Shut up, you neutral citizen."
At this time, an icon for receiving new emails suddenly popped up in Wang Ping'an's field of vision.