Chapter 224 The best way to decompress is to shoot with 30 machine guns
Chapter 224 The best way to relieve stress is to use 30 machine guns to shoot at the infantry group
Author: Gushan fishing snow
Chapter 224 The best way to relieve stress is to use 30 machine guns to shoot at the infantry group
Before boarding the plane, Wang Dazhu's wife suddenly said: "How about you two get married first?"
Before Wang Pingan could answer, Wang Dazhu glared at his wife: "What are you doing with these?"
"Leave a souvenir..."
"It's not like he won't come back! Even if he really doesn't come back, we'll talk about it when the time comes."
"But that way..." My wife looked at Wang Dazhu with worried eyes and hesitated to speak.
But everyone present could guess what he wanted to say: But what should you do if you are left like that?
Wang Dazhu grinned: "You underestimate me too much. Even if my son and daughter-in-law are gone forever, I will live well. After all, I still have to toast to my old comrades every year. If I don't live well, old comrades
We have run out of wine, and when we get to Ma Sheng, they will blame me."
Although this scene is very tragic and has the artistic conception of "the wind is rustling and the water is cold", Wang Ping'an couldn't help but said: "Materialists don't talk about canonization."
"Nonsense! This is...what is the statement that is consistent with materialism?"
Angele: "Spiritual totem?"
"That's right, a spiritual totem! This is in line with materialism! It's called Ma Sheng for short. Anyway, go ahead boldly. We don't have those kind of mother-in-laws in this country. Foreign countries are very particular about giving a shield, saying you can either hold it or lie down..."
Wang Ping'an: "This is what Spartan mothers do, not fathers."
"That's right, we won't give you a shield, we..."
Wang Ping'an: "You want to stab me to serve the country loyally?"
"Then mothers are the ones who do that, okay! We... Damn it, you made such a mess that your dad forgot the lyrics. Just... forget it, never mind. If you come back alive, I will have wine to welcome you. If you can't come back alive,
There is also fine wine, I will bring you one every year when I shower my old comrades."
As he spoke, Wang Dazhu rubbed his eyes vigorously, stubbornly refusing to shed tears, but forced out a smile: "Now our family has three generations of loyalists. Your grandfather fought the Japanese and the War to Resist U.S. Aggression and Aid Korea. It was the second war. I fought
The third time, you hit the fourth time!"
Wang Ping'an: "I'm not going to fight in a war, I'm just performing a very simple task and sending this blond sister home."
"Hmph, I just saw him giving you cigarettes. Damn it, you don't smoke. Give these good cigarettes to your dad. I know that these cigarettes are hand-rolled. They are all made by old masters. Those old people
They couldn't take any time off, so they were hired back to use their spare time.
"This cigarette service store will be on the shelves soon! Take it to dad quickly and stop smoking."
Angeli took out the cigarette that was in her small bag and handed it to Wang Ping'an.
Wang Ping'an turned his hand and stuffed it into his father's hand: "Then...Dad, I'm leaving."
Wang Dazhu: "Let's go. When you get to the land of Lone Star Kingdom, spit for me."
Wang Ping'an: "It is now a social diversity test area intentionally left behind."
"Hmph. I don't care how they left it. My comrades died at their hands. You have to spit this spit for me."
Wang Ping'an: "Okay, I'm going to vomit."
At this time, the beautiful stewardess came forward and said: "Hello, you can board the plane soon."
Wang Ping'an: "I don't need security check?"
"You are on a special mission, just follow me."
Ren Ni, who was next to him, said: "Now that the prosthetic people are covered with weapons, the security check is just a formality. In order to ensure flight safety, foreign countries prohibit prosthetic people from taking ordinary flights. We have our own special flights that we can take. Even if
Whatever happened, it was nothing more than the death of a boatload of prosthetic lunatics.
"Maybe there are people whose bodies have been so modified that they simply can't die in a plane crash.
"There was an old game a long time ago. In the cyberpunk era, there was actually a security check. It could detect military robots that were carried with them, but it couldn't detect military-grade prosthetics on people. Isn't it strange?"
Wang Ping'an also laughed: "It's very strange."
As he spoke, everyone had already followed the flight attendant who was guiding him.
Before entering the side door of the "employee passage", Wang Ping'an looked back and found Wang Dazhu standing there, holding a whole cigarette he just got from his son in one hand, and clenching his fist in the other hand, standing like a statue.
In front of the stop sign.
Wang Ping'an made a gesture, indicating "go back."
But Wang Dazhu ignored this gesture and just looked straight here.
**
The longest part of the entire flight is the normal climb phase of the aircraft.
Wang Pingan complained: "I have never experienced such a slow climb in my life."
Once you reach the upper limit, things become familiar.
After the rocket engine started, Wang Ping'an was pressed against the backrest by a huge G force.
The other passengers looked horrified, but the two astronauts looked happy.
"Yes, that's it." Wang Ping'an said with a smile, "Although it's not as fast as the acceleration on the spaceship, this taste is just right."
The aircraft broke into the upper edge of the atmosphere and began to hydroplane at the boundary.
This process made many passengers vomit wildly. Only then did Wang Ping'an realize that the funnel-shaped opening on the chair opposite him was used for this purpose. It seemed that the airplane could collect the vomit from passengers and discharge it out of the body.
Wang Pingan and Angeli were fine. The child sitting next to him vomited for a while and wiped his mouth while looking at Wang Pingan: "Uncle, you are so awesome, and my sister is so awesome too."
Wang Ping'an: "Why am I the uncle and she is the sister?"
Child: "Because my mother told me that women want to look younger, while men want to look older."
Wang Ping'an: "Your mother doesn't understand, men are still teenagers until they die."
Child: "Hello, brother, you are so awesome, brother, you didn't even vomit on me."
The child's mother was startled and wanted to come over and cover her mouth, but she couldn't leave the vomiting funnel.
Wang Ping'an laughed: "I like this child's character!"
Angele: "You smell, there are activated carbon particles. No wonder the whole plane is full of people vomiting, but we don't smell the odor of vomiting."
Rennie, who was sitting in the other row, said: "Actually, it has something to do with the air circulation system in the cabin. The air circulator on the spacecraft is used here. If there is an accident and the ship breaks into space, it can also wait for the near-Earth
A rescue fleet dispatched by the orbiting space station."
Wang Ping'an: "It's still a bit uncertain whether this ship will go into space. Although it is hypersonic, it is still far from the first cosmic speed of Mach 23.2."
The naughty kid next to me asked curiously: "This sister is so awesome, she doesn't even vomit."
Wang Ping'an: "She is a robot."
Rennie said angrily: "My core control unit is still a wet piece and does not meet the standards of a robot."
Wang Pingan said to the child: "She is the brain in the vat. Have you seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? She is the brain in the belly of the big villain."
The child lowered his head and asked the phone: "Xiao Ai, do you know what this is?"
"I know." The next moment the phone's screen displayed the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villain look.
Child: "Oh! Then this sister also has a brain in her belly?"
"Yes, right at her position." Wang Ping'an gestured on Angeli's belly next to her.
Child: "Then what is her brain used for?"
"The energy device is used to charge the high-energy weapons installed in her eyes."
Ren Ni heard it clearly and had an expression on his face that said, "If you're tired, destroy it now."
Wang Ping'an was speechless: "If she ignores us, that would be boring."
The little boy suddenly shouted: "I understand! You are trying to pick up girls! But there is already a sister next to you? You have two things to do!"
Wang Ping'an: "No, no, no, not yet!"
"You're trying to ride in two different boats!"
"No attempt! I don't have that idea!"
"You have the illusion of being in two boats!"
Little bastard, you're done!
At this moment, the plane trembled slightly, and then announced a "ding-dong" sound: "Hello fellow passengers, we are about to arrive at the capital of the Lone Star Nation. Please take your luggage and prepare to get off the plane. If there is any
If you need to fulfill souvenirs, you can..."
Wang Pingan immediately turned to look at the porthole. It was early morning here, and the neon lights that were extremely dazzling during the day cast colorful colors on Wang Pingan's face through the multi-layered portholes.
Just as Wang Ping'an was about to sigh, the little boy who climbed on his shoulder and poked his head shouted: "Wow, cyberpunk!"