031 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' in the Warehouse
Angeli was floating towards the cabin door, but was caught by Wang Ping'an.
Wang Ping'an made a shushing gesture, and then gently tapped the warehouse's dynamic sensor display.
Angele took one look and understood, and then asked with a tactical gesture: "Are we armed?"
Wang Ping'an threw her directly towards the weapon box, flew towards the spherical screen in the opposite direction, and gently supported the screen to stop.
Angele first hung up the fixed rope, then opened the weapon box skillfully, took a short assault rifle, inserted the magazine skillfully, and pointed the waist holding at the hatch. Then she threw the full set of rifles and external propulsion engines towards Wang Ping'an
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Wang Ping'an quickly equipped his spacesuit with an external propeller, and then checked the ammunition of the long gun.
After loading the gun, Wang Ping'an aimed at the hatch and nodded to Angeli.
Angeli stopped being vigilant and began to arm herself.
After she was also armed, Wang Ping'an gave the order with hand gestures - he was the commander after all: "Follow me to attack and pay attention to the firing line."
Angele raised her finger.
During this process, both of them maintained radio silence because they didn't know whether the spacecraft's internal line was still reliable or whether it was being monitored.
Wang Pingan used the pupil tracking function of the helmet to control the plug-in engine through eye movements.
The jet made only a small sound for a moment, and then Wang Ping'an floated towards the hatch under the action of inertia.
Angele had already taken her position by the cabin door, and when Wang Ping'an approached, she opened the door suddenly.
Wang Ping'an also turned on the tactical light on the gun at this moment, so that he could distract the opponent's ideas with strong light——
He just floated into the warehouse!
Then he froze.
Angelimo counted for three seconds before using standard movements to duck through the door, staggering Wang Ping'an's flying trajectory to ensure a crossfire——
She was also stunned.
There are many monkeys floating in the warehouse.
Each monkey wears bracelets and anklets, and a belt around the waist. These have built-in electromagnets, which can cooperate with the magnetic generator on the floor of the container to simulate a gravity environment for the monkeys.
The circulation system in the container can also produce ointment-like food suitable for monkeys to eat in a gravity-free environment.
There is also an air filtration device in the container, which can filter and recycle food residue, saliva, etc. in the air.
This should be a perfect system, but this system obviously does not consider the situation where the spacecraft maneuvers violently and throws the container out.
Wang Ping'an found the container containing the monkeys without much effort. The container bumped into another pile of containers and the door opened.
The warehouse was under low pressure just now, with almost no air, so the moment the crack appeared in the container, it was burst by the internal pressure, and then all the monkeys and other things inside were sprayed out.
Also because there was no air in the warehouse just now, the monkeys quickly suffocated.
In addition, the excitement of being sprayed out of the container, as well as the sudden weightlessness and suffocation, made many monkeys overly nervous. They vomited and defecated, and the air was full of floating poop and vomit.
Looking at this scene, Angeli muttered: "God, this is so disgusting."
Wang Ping'an: "Shouldn't the French call them 'Horns of God'?"
Angele: "That's what the ancient French people would say! No, are you still thinking about this when you look at this scene?"
"Then what should I do, sadly say that all the little monkeys are pitiful?"
"You'd better quickly ask how to deal with this matter."
Wang Ping'an shrugged, but the space suit was too thick and the shrug could not be seen. Then he asked the computer: "Can we still contact the fortress tower now?"
The computer immediately replied: "According to regulations, we should now contact the Fuego Route Operations Section of the Air Traffic Control Commission."
"Okay, contact the aviation department."
"Currently delayed for 35 seconds. Contacting in progress."
Wang Ping'an: "It will probably take at least seventy seconds before there is a response."
Contact needs to be sent to the flight segment first, and it will take 35 seconds for the flight segment to be restored.
Wang Pingan began to check the status of other containers in the warehouse, while Angeli was checking the monkeys one by one——
Wang Ping'an suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "Hey, come and see, the container transporting snacks is broken! Plus the monkey ran away, so it's normal that there are dozens of bags of snacks missing, right?"
Angeli was shocked: "Are you going to let the dead monkey carry the blame?"
"Hey, they are all dead. After we record the video, we will throw them into the engine and spray them back as propellant to convert them into our speed. How about using them?"
Angele: "Then how do you explain how the monkeys died?"
"It's very simple. When we opened the gate, the monkeys were all alive and robbed the snacks. Then in order to protect the spacecraft, we fought with the living monkeys for 300 rounds!
"Anyway, the corpses are thrown into the engine and become Delta. When it is ejected from the nozzle, not even a single cell will be left, and everything will be shattered! So no one will be able to tell that these monkeys died of suffocation."
"How to modify the black box records?"
Wang Ping'an smiled mysteriously: "That's why we didn't use the ship's radio to talk from the beginning."
Only then did Angele realize that there was no sound in the earphones. She and Wang Ping'an were talking through the air that had filled the warehouse.
Angele asked angrily: "What about the bullet?"
"Fight! We can deliberately stage it so that the impact point in the cargo bay looks like a real space gun battle."
Angele: "What about the spacesuit recorder images?"
"Of course we use CG to create something that looks just like the real thing. We have plenty of time."
"You!"
"Angeli, it will take a week to arrange the scene of the gunfight with the monkeys in the warehouse, and it will take several weeks to make the CG. We won't miss this opportunity again!"
Angele bit her lip, glanced at the snacks leaking out of the broken container, and finally nodded: "Okay, but you can't take too much, it must comply with the basic settings. Also, the monkeys will not be in a state of weightlessness.
Mobile, how are you going to make up this awesome shootout?"
"It's very simple. In Rise of the Planet of the Apes 8, isn't there a monkey in a weightless state? Let's follow that."
Angele: "Okay... I really can't believe that I was persuaded by you."
At this moment, the communication from the aviation section came.
"In the aviation section, please tell me, cargo spacecraft PQ51."
"That's right." Wang Ping'an made a shushing gesture with his hand and started to make up his words, "We were involved in an accident when we left L2. We lost a lot of Deltas due to the accident. At the same time,
Some of the goods in the warehouse were also displaced, and a container carrying monkeys was damaged.
"The monkeys in the box ran out. They were robbing the snacks in another damaged container. Our entire warehouse is now full of Xia Hao Jia and Miaomiao Snow Biscuits chewed up by the monkeys.
"Can we kill the monkey?"
Wang Ping'an was making up stories, while Angeli was frowning. It was obvious that she really felt sorry for the little monkeys.
Next came another long wait, this time even more than 70 seconds. It should be that the flight section had to report to the superior.
Wang Ping'an directly picked up the snacks, opened them with a click, opened the helmet of the space suit, and lifted it up while floating in the air.
Angele: "You can actually eat it? There is so much monkey feces and urine floating in the air that I feel sick even when I open the visor of my helmet."
As she spoke, a water ball formed from urine hit Angeli's helmet, and she immediately took out a rag and wiped it vigorously several times.
Wang Ping'an spread his hands and said: "What the hell, we have long been accustomed to this level of filth. These potato chips are delicious. They are definitely potato chips made on Earth. They are fried with real potatoes. You can eat them like this in space."
Growing potato chips is probably a beautiful thing~"
At this time, the response from the shipping department came: "Are you sure you can't capture the monkey back into the container? Over."
Wang Ping'an responded immediately: "The container has been damaged and can no longer bear the mission of sending the monkeys to Mars. In addition, there is now a third-level biological pollution on the ship, and the monkeys' feces and urine are floating all over the sky. Over."
As soon as he cut off the communication, Angeli asked: "The container can obviously be repaired, right?"
“Isn’t it going to be over if it becomes irrepairable later?”
Angele sighed: "You, I finally know why you haven't been promoted for seven years. You are so unlike a soldier!"
Wang Ping'an: "You are still talking about me. Aren't you also joining the team? You are worthy of being the partner assigned to me by the supercomputer."
Angele raised her forehead and said, "I don't know why the computer is configured like this. This will obviously only make us both unruly soldiers!"
Wang Ping'an: "Perhaps the computer thinks this level of flexibility is acceptable in space?"
While the two were talking, the reply from the aviation department came again: "Pq51, I agree with you to kill the monkeys, but you need to transport the corpses to Mars together. Over."
Wang Pingan was embarrassed.
Angele burst out laughing.
Wang Ping'an decided to make a final struggle: "In the navigation section, I'm afraid this will be difficult to implement. We lost a large number of Deltas in the accident. We believe that throwing away the monkey's body can increase the safety factor of navigation. Over."
Angele looked gloating: "They won't agree, let's see what you do. You deserve it!"
Wang Ping'an scratched his head - his helmet had been lifted up and placed behind his back.
"Then honestly admit that you misjudged the situation. We happen to have unmodified videos, so there's nothing we can't fight."
The two chatted without saying a word for a few seconds, and the answer from the aviation department came: "Agree. But these monkeys are a gift from the Earth to the Arcadia Planitia Zoo on Mars. The local children have been looking forward to it for a long time."
You have to write a letter and sincerely apologize to the children. Over."
Wang Ping'an hurriedly replied: "Annihilate the monkeys, and then write an apology letter to the children in Arcadia Plain City. I completely understand, that's it!"