070 Although it is unbelievable, this is indeed a romantic comedy
On the last day of training, the main content was to organize the housekeeping and go to the psychology department to receive a psychological test.
Wang Ping'an and Angeli were busy in the dormitory early in the morning.
Wang Pingan took a clothes hanger, lay on the bed and carefully tossed his quilt, using the clothes hanger to trim the edges of the quilt.
The beds in the dormitory are all capsule beds. In times of danger, the capsule can even be used as an escape capsule. After being closed, you can stay in space for a few hours. If you stay for a longer time, you will need an additional circulation machine or oxygen bottle.
When Wang Pingan was adjusting the quilt, he was completely inside the capsule bed. From the entrance, he could only see his rear half twisting.
Angele asked doubtfully: "What are you doing?"
"Stack the tofu cubes, won't you? If there are no tofu cubes later, points will be deducted."
Angele looked at her quilt in confusion. The quilt was carefully folded. It was actually quite neat, but there was still a certain gap between it and "tofu lumps".
Suspicious, Angeli picked up her phone and searched for "stacked tofu cubes", and posts on the military forum popped up, which were full of various green "tofu cubes".
Angele's mouth opened wide when she saw it: "Is it necessary to do this?"
Before, on the way from the Earth to Sun-Earth L2, it was basically a state of weightlessness, so the housekeeping was done according to the standards of a weightless state. There was no need to stack tofu cubes or place toothbrushes in the basin. When we arrived at L2, there was simulated gravity, but we only stayed there for such a short time.
I don't have time to sort out any housekeeping.
As for flying to Mars, there is no need to tidy up the housework, and no one will check it after tidying up.
So, this was the first time Angeli saw what stacking tofu cubes meant.
Angele: "What's the point?"
"This is a tradition that has been going on for a long time. You don't care whether it's useful or not, just do it right. You have to stack tofu cubes under gravity.
"When I was at the flight academy, in order to cope with it, Xiao Fang used glue to stick a square tofu block and hid it in the closet. He would take it out when needed, and then he would laugh at me.
"But her glued quilt was glued on with a spare quilt. Later, when we were training, we were required to pack the quilt and carry it on our back. It rained on the way to training, and the quilt got completely wet.
"We can use replacement quilts, but Xiao Fang can only forcefully take apart the glued quilt and cover himself..."
Angeli looked worried, but she couldn't see Wang Ping'an's face.
But Wang Ping'an's voice sounded like he was recalling an interesting incident from the past, and there was nothing unusual about it at all.
After he finished speaking, the "tofu cubes" were completed, and he exited the capsule bed, still holding the clothes hanger in his hand.
Seeing Angeli's expression, Wang Ping'an smiled and said: "Don't worry, you see, I'm just telling you an interesting story from the past... Ah, I see! Are you jealous, right? Hey, I'm really a sinner
man!
"Don't worry, Xiaofang and I are not in a relationship. She is my buddy. I just told my current buddy about my past buddy. You two are of the same status!"
Angeli smiled, then grabbed the clothes hanger: "Give it to me, and I'll fold a tofu cube too."
After saying that, she climbed into her capsule bed and started to mess around.
Wang Ping'an originally wanted to give some advice, but suddenly found that it was not good to stare at this angle, so he looked away - but it was only for a moment. The next moment he muttered, "Brother, what do you have to mind?" and looked away again.
Moved back.
Angele climbed out after finishing it and turned to look at Wang Ping'an: "How is it?"
Wang Ping'an silently picked up his phone, switched to writing pad mode, and wrote "10".
Angele raised her eyebrows.
Wang Ping'an: "This is how I rate your tofu cubes."
Angele: "I know there is a fable called There is no three hundred taels of silver here."
Wang Ping'an was speechless: "This..."
Angeli crossed her arms and said with a smile, "Come on, I'm talking about my quilt."
"Well, it's very strong. You can see that the edges haven't collapsed at all, the corners are sharp, and the inside of the key is also very substantial. It's not deliberately propped up. Okay, very good!"
Angele stared at Wang Ping'an and laughed out loud: "I suddenly realized that you are not very good at praising others."
"What I just praised was tofu...er, quilt."
"Where were your eyes just looking? I know the extended meaning of tofu."
Wang Ping'an scratched his head: "Why do you know everything? How about we get to Ceres and perform a show during the Chinese New Year? Let's have a cross talk. After we finish talking, a banner will be displayed: The Ceres Garrison Fleet is sending New Year greetings to the people across the country!"
Angele: "Okay, I'll praise you."
Wang Ping'an: "We can also perform skits, such as the most classic one. 'Did you lure the Japanese here?'"
Angele was about to answer the call when the phone on the wall rang.
Wang Pingan picked up: "Hello, Lieutenant Wang Pingan. Please speak."
"It's your turn, come to the psychology center quickly. The clerk will give you scores for housekeeping when you go to take the test."
"yes."
Wang Ping'an hung up the phone, looked at the room again, and muttered: "The toothbrushes are all facing the same direction, the handle of the dental bowl is also the same direction, and the basin is in the right position..."
Angele went out first: "Okay, hurry up."
**
The psychological test is divided into two parts. In the first part, there are a lot of quantitative test forms to be filled in. The entire process of filling out the form will be recorded without any blind spots. It is said that even the hesitation when filling in the form, the pen moving back and forth between the two answers, etc.
will become the basis for psychologists' judgment.
When filling out the form, Wang Pingan was equipped with sensors that could monitor the levels of various hormones in his body.
If the patient is a severe patient, he or she must wear a helmet that can sense brain waves, but Wang Ping'an has not gone that far.
While Wang Ping'an and Angeli were filling out the form, a stern-looking man in white military uniform stood on the podium, holding the sides of the podium with his hands spread out, staring at the two of them.
Angele said before coming in for the test that the white military uniform is actually responsible for providing the atmosphere, which will make the results of the entire test closer to the real situation.
There are a total of 500 questions in all tests. It is said that they are made so long and long to make people tired. The most important part of the entire test paper is actually the latter part.
The questions are cleverly designed so that when the subjects are impatient, the answers can better reflect their true thoughts.
Wang Ping'an was already very used to taking tests, he filled it out very quickly, and he felt that he had no worries in his heart.
He never did anything perfunctory during the psychological tests, nor did he deliberately fill in the questions according to his true thoughts - that is, fill in the wrong answers.
Because if he fails the psychological test, he will really be unable to fly again.
Only Wang Ping'an couldn't accept it.
After filling out the stinky and long form, enter the second link.
Wang Ping'an and Angeli will enter separate clinics and face to face with the psychiatrist.
I don’t know what the layout of the room Angeli entered was like, but Wang Ping’an’s room was completely science fiction style.
As soon as he sat down, he said: "I heard from my partner that you will adjust the environment according to the patient's preferences, so the environment is in line with our preferences. Thank you for your hard work."
The doctor wrote something on the electronic file card in front of him.
Wang Ping'an: "This is also a fake move to fool me, right? I knew it, my partner told me."
The doctor looked at him with a smile.
Wang Ping'an: "Well... shouldn't you be the one to ask questions?"
"No, all chatting is a part of diagnosis and treatment." As he spoke, the doctor tapped the huge red button on the table.
Then his desk deformed like a Transformer, revealing a sandbox hidden underneath.
Wang Ping'an: "Cool! I thought that big red button was used to ask people to bring Coke!"
At this time, the deformation of the table was completely completed, and the dolls and building blocks used to build the sandbox were filled with boxes and appeared in front of Wang Ping'an.
Wang Ping'an grabbed a piece without thinking and started placing it in the sand tray.
The doctor asked: "How are you getting along with Second Lieutenant Angele?"
"It's very pleasant, she is a good girl." Wang Ping'an said frankly.
"Do you have any undue thoughts about her?"
"Is it so direct?"
"There is no need to cover up here, and there is no point in covering up. We all know it."
While placing the blocks into the sand table, Wang Ping'an replied: "I don't know whether this is an unreasonable thought or not. There is definitely no way to treat her as a **. I usually use health insurance magazines."
"But sometimes I can't help but look over."
"Just a look?"
"right."
Wang Ping'an continued to pick up new building blocks: "And I am more admiring her beauty. Really, she... is very beautiful and can attract my eyes, pure admiration. I suspect she is mine.
Anima.”
The doctor nodded: "It's a very healthy thought. So, which one is more attractive to you, Second Lieutenant Angeli or Second Lieutenant Fang Manmei?"
Wang Pingan temporarily put down the blocks, stretched his hand forward, and made a fist gesture: "I want them all."
"Well, what about the art soldier Lu Yingying?"
Wang Ping'an smiled: "She's more like a sister or a daughter. She's very cute, but if you ask me, she can't be regarded as a love object even more than me, Angele. Why are you asking about love this time? Last time I was there
When the Earth was being tested, all they asked me was, 'What do you think of the latest five-year plan?'"
Doctor: "The content of the conversation is not the main thing. Of course, what you said will also form part of our judgment, but it is only a secondary part, a very secondary part. What is important is your performance during the conversation."
Wang Ping'an: "This is not the first time I have thought this way. Those of you who are into psychology are all blabbering and making up mysteries, just like magicians."
The doctor smiled: "Psychology is a science with quantitative evaluation standards. Statistics will play a major role. The most important thing is that all judgments are reproducible and can be falsified.
“But I also admit that the most critical part of judgment still has to be done by humans and cannot be completely left to computers.
"Of course, it may also be because we don't have enough samples. When we can conduct psychological assessments for all humans and collect relevant data, we may not need humans to make judgments."
Wang Ping'an asked doubtfully: "Then humans will be completely dominated by computers?"
The doctor shrugged: "If computers evolve to that level, nothing is impossible. Of course, consciousness uploading tests have begun, and humans can also evolve."
"The pain of flesh and blood, the ascension of machinery?"
The doctor nodded solemnly: "You know the Centaur Project? There is a plan where all human beings upload computers and then conquer the universe with new life forms."
Wang Pingan's heart skipped a beat.
Then he realized that this was also one of the "games" set by the psychiatrist for him, deliberately mentioning the Centaur Project to see his reaction.
He frowned unhappily: "You guys who play psychology are really annoying."
"Your partner, the beautiful Miss Angele, scored very high on the psychology test. She is also into psychology."
"She is her." Wang Ping'an said without hesitation, "I mean, her annoying parts will be covered up by her...her cuteness and her kindness, do you understand?"
Doctor: "We have no doubt about that."
When Wang Ping'an just said "she is her", he already realized that this was another trap, but he still couldn't help but finish the sentence.
Perhaps clarifying this point is more important than a battle of wits and courage with the doctor.
At this time, the doctor said: "Okay, we are almost done."
"So fast?" Wang Ping'an was a little surprised.
"Yes, if everything goes well it will be quick. You can stop taking medicine starting from today."
Wang Ping'an was startled again: "What? I'm... manic. I feel much calmer after taking that medicine. Is it really unnecessary? Oh yes, this is also a part of the test, right?"
"No, I judge that you don't need to take medicine anymore. Congratulations, Lieutenant Wang Pingan, your condition is getting better. You can go."
Wang Pingan put down the last block, stood up, picked up the hat on the table and put it on.
He saluted the doctor and walked toward the exit.
The doctor suddenly stopped him: "Lieutenant, don't throw away the hard-earned treasure this time."
Wang Pingan looked back at the doctor and nodded solemnly.
After he left, the doctor looked down at the scene laid out on the sand table in front of him.
Sandbox diagnosis, a method that has been used since the birth of clinical psychology, sometimes does not require a complete sandbox, as long as there are some things that can be played with on the table, the subject will subconsciously play with it.
At this time, there was a small river drawn in Wang Ping'an's sand table. Next to the river were a round building block and two long building blocks.
On the other side of the river, there is a tall tower with conical blocks on the top.
The computer prompted: "This may be the scene when his parents took him to watch a rocket launch when he was a child. There is a high probability that it was deliberately staged, and it can be excluded from the evaluation."
Doctor: "Even so, it still has value. So your machine brain still can't completely replace the human brain."