The universe is naturally suitable for sneak attacks, because in such a vast space, human vigilance methods are somewhat insufficient compared to the distance in space.
The Space Force often uses gliding sneak attacks to attack pirates, and conversely, pirates can also sneak attack the Space Force.
Among a large group of pirate ships, one is particularly conspicuous.
Because its shape looks like a humanoid robot in ancient cartoons.
Gila Milaire's ship is the nightmare of many Space Force astronauts.
This is actually a combat boat driven by multiple people. Gila Milaire is sitting in the driver's seat wearing his spacesuit that has not been taken off and cleaned for who knows how many years.
"Finally, I can finally give the space force a hard blow." Milaire said, taking a mouthful of the tube protruding from the space suit, taking a big sip, and then spitting and cursing, "Fuck
, it smells bad! It’s time to change the filter element of my spacesuit again!”
"Boss, what do you mean? There is something wrong with the filter element of everyone. I don't know what clean water tastes like anymore." The first mate said with a grin.
These pirates have lived in the asteroid belt for too long. Some of them may not have taken off their spacesuits for five or six years, and the entire spacesuits seem to have grown on them.
In fact, many of their muscles have atrophied so much that they cannot move without the servo motors on their spacesuits.
It is said that Space Force ecological taxonomists regard pirates and spacesuits as a symbiotic relationship.
Milaire stood up cursing and changed the filter element of his space suit. While changing it, he said: "Finally, I can finally show some shame to those hypocrites in the Space Force!"
The chief engineer grinned and said, "When the fortress is conquered, I will get a woman with a healthy figure and rub her hard, hard! Ah ha, ah ha! Knead! Ouch!"
Mirel smashed the removed filter element into the chief engineer's face: "Damn it, you look so sluggish, if you meet a healthy woman, you should stop eating first! Maybe she can break your brittle bones
The same bones are crushed to pieces!"
If you stay in the weightless outer space for a long time, your muscles will inevitably atrophy, and a woman's figure will be out of shape. Many of these pirates have not actually seen a woman with a normal body shape for a long time.
The first mate pointed at the chief engineer and cursed: "Look at your potential! We broke in, and of course we took the opportunity to grab a lot of good equipment!"
Milaire: "You are the same! Shame on you! You have no foresight at all!"
"Then Captain, you should talk about it and let the brothers see your foresight."
Miriel curled his lips: "Then let me tell you, we are still floating in space for a long time anyway. Do you know why I hate the Space Force? Because they always pretend to be human role models,
It seems that they represent all the good qualities of human beings.
"They always propagandize that brave space force warriors go to dangerous distances in order to expand the territory of human activities. What do they call this? It's called myopia. They believe that human nobility is the magic weapon to conquer space!
"Bullshit! It doesn't matter whether space is noble or not. It treats everyone equally. Look at us crooks, don't we also live well in space? Not only do we live well in space, but we also play tricks again and again.
Such a space force.
"Those young men in the Space Force are like child soldiers in costumes.
"The Space Force has set up a bunch of strange rules and regulations to carefully protect those child soldiers, such as the three-year ground leave and the diagnosis from the psychology department, turning them into flowers in a greenhouse!
"They also established a whole set of discourse system to stamp that old, pedantic value system into our heads like a stamp of thought, right here!"
Mirel pointed at his forehead with his fingers in his black spacesuit gloves.
"What we have to do is smash the greenhouse and break the necks of those zinc-skinned child soldiers! Throw them into a big iron pot and roast them into zinc water, and finally condense into a colorful ball! We want to completely destroy the sun.
The beliefs that the Air Force relies on to maintain, expose their lies, and show the truth of the universe to everyone!
"We must declare loudly that we are the correct appearance of people who have adapted to the universe! We are the children of the universe!"
First mate: "Boss, it turns out that you have also joined the Church of the Son of the Universe. If you had told me earlier, we could go in and have a mass next time we pass by their church."
"Bullshit! Don't compare my words with the theories of those lunatics!"
"But you said the son of the universe..."
"I said it! But that's not what they meant! I mean, we have adapted to the universe, and we move around in the universe as freely as we are in the arms of our mother! That's why we are called children of the universe! It's not what those crazy people think.
The universe is a conscious existence! Do those crazy people think that the universe is a person? But I am just a metaphor!"
The first mate stared at Milaire suspiciously: "You don't think of the universe as a person?"
"Of course not! That's just a metaphor, a metaphor for us adapting to the universe!"
"I understand, I understand, boss, the universe is not a person here, you just compare it to a person!"
"I didn't fucking compare it to a human being!" Mirel pulled out his double-barreled short gun and pointed it at the first mate's head and pulled the trigger.
After the loud noise, the first mate's head was shattered on the ground, and his brains flew all over the sky.
Milaire: "Computer, clean up these brains floating around."
Chief Engineer: “Can I take apart some parts of the first officer’s spacesuit?”
"Tear it down, but leave the parts of the circulatory system to me! I don't like drinking water that smells bad. Sometimes I also think that maybe the space force is right. Look at guys like the first mate. It's obvious that they are.
After staying in the universe for a long time, there is something wrong with my understanding!
"But no matter what, we are the children of the universe, and this is the key! Do you understand?"
"I understand, Son of the Universe!" The rest of the people hurriedly agreed.
A dilapidated spider robot crawled out from the corner, buzzing and began sucking up the brains floating in the air.
Milaire continued: "This attack is a heavy punch! This will let the whole world know how unstable the order maintained by the Space Force in the asteroid belt is!"
Chief Engineer: "Then the stock prices of companies with operations in asteroids will fluctuate greatly! The short-selling bookmaker will make a huge profit! Hahahaha!"
Milaire looked at the chief engineer in confusion: "You still know what the hell you know about stocks?"
"Well, I was a trader before I escaped to the asteroid."
"Fuck you, if you are a trader, I will be a stock giant!" Miler said angrily, "I just told you, bastard Havinai!"
"No, I don't have anything today..."
"In short, today is the beginning of a new era! The beginning of the collapse of the space force that represents the old order, and the beginning of the new order represented by children of the universe like us!
"Do you understand the meaning of this? This is evolution! The evolution of human beings!"
As Miriel spoke, he waved the empty shotgun in his hand, his eyes flashing with fanaticism.
"We are the future! The Space Force can withdraw! Withdraw!"