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Chapter 22 The Fascinating Electric Motor Butt

Chapter 22 The fascinating electric motor butt...

Yang Zhongzheng's voice completely disappeared.

The boy who was beaten to the ground struggled to get up from the ground and sat firmly in his seat again, but his face already looked as frustrated as if he was mourning for his concubine.

When Yang Zhong was falling into the ground, he also took away the only water-based pen he found.

He didn't really care whether the guy was dead or not, but he didn't have time to find the second pen.

Other students who were still fighting and arguing over the exam tools, after seeing Yang Zhongzheng's tragic situation, all of them invariably softened their movements.

Anyone with a discerning eye can already see that beating others and making excessive actions will be judged as disciplinary violations in the examination room.

Anyone who dares to act rashly under such circumstances must be very stubborn.

However, even so, there are still many students who are still trying to snatch the exam tools from their classmates or those around them, frantically testing the threshold that triggers the punishment.

There was no way, who made them so unlucky that they couldn't get enough exam tools together?

Anyway, it is possible to die anyway, so it is better to give it a try and try to turn the bicycle into a motorcycle.

"Ah, Ah Ji..."

Pang Chao said tremblingly:

"How about we cut our heads off like rock and paper?"

"Whoever wins will get this set of exam tools."

"If we continue like this, no one will survive in the end..."

Su Ji could clearly see that Pang Chao's mental pressure had reached an extreme level, like a tightly stretched string on the verge of breaking.

As someone who has experienced this, he understands Pang Chao's current mood very well.

In this case, unless you are an experienced player who has experienced a variety of dungeons and play styles, no matter who you are, facing such a situation for the first time, it will be pretty good if you don’t pee your pants in fear on the spot.

Already.

"Although I know I'm quite useless, my role in surviving is definitely not half as great as yours..."

"But, but I'm so afraid of death, Ah Ji..."

"I... still want to live..."

There was a trace of uncontrollable crying in Pang Chao's voice.

"I said, don't be so fucking anxious..." Su Ji sighed, "There will definitely be a way."

After all, he had experienced a copy of the spiritual realm, so his mentality was naturally much better than that of Pang Chao.

He knows that in any game there must be a perfect way to play HE, but they don't have a guide in their hands now, so they can only be the first cannon fodder to find the way.

But aren’t the roads made by people? How can a living person be choked to death by urinating?



Su Ji's eyes moved up. The time on the wall clock showed that there was only one minute left before the exam started.

What a pity. It's obviously just the first spiritual realm dungeon that I entered after becoming a player. In the end, I'm going to die before I leave?

This is a little too fast.

Strictly speaking, he has just left the Novice Village and has not even had time to take a good look at this beautiful world.

Ah, damn it, I really want to love this world...

Su Ji silently murmured in his heart. He looked at the examination tools in their hands, and a familiar prompt box appeared in front of his eyes.

[A soft eraser is as elastic as the electric motor buttocks of a twenty-year-old girl.]

[A mediocre water-based pen is probably worth one or two yuan of Dongxia coins.]



There are no clues at all.

And even if there was, Su Ji didn't have time left in his hands to let him think slowly.

Is there really no other way?

You can find a way to cut the eraser into two pieces for use, but what about the water-based pen?

This thing can't be written directly in two parts, which is tricky.

Huh? Wait a minute...

When she first thought of this, Su Ji seemed to have discovered another blind spot.

"Fat man." Su Ji suddenly said, "We don't need it anymore."

"Ah?" Pang Chao was stunned.

"I said, there is no need to play such childish games as rock-paper-scissors, which are only played by children."

Su Ji said lightly, "We are adults, of course we want them all."

"...What, what do you mean?"

"I don't have time to explain to you. Let me say hello to you in advance."

Su Ji said in a deep voice, "No matter what scene you see later, don't be surprised and don't make a sound."

"Ah?" Pang Chao was startled, "Okay...what's wrong?"

Just when Pang Chao was still scratching his head, Su Ji had already completed his rewriting in three strokes.

Use [Backspace].

Delete the "one" in [a soft eraser] and [an ordinary dark green 2B pencil] respectively!

Then use [Cut] again.

Cut the "two" in "Twenty-year-old young girl" and "One or two yuan of Dongxia coins"!

The last step to complete is pasting!

[New: Two soft erasers, the elasticity is definitely no less than that of a ten-year-old girl’s electric motor butt. 】

[New: Two mediocre water-based pens are only worth one Dongxia coin.]



The moment a new sentence takes shape.

The eraser and water-based pen in Su Ji's hand seemed to have split into two immediately under Pang Chao's eyes.

"...What the hell!?"

"Ah, Ah Ji! What do you do... Sao Rui, Sao Rui, shh..."

Pang Chaoda was startled and then quickly shut up.

This fierce operation stunned Pang Chao.

Pang Chao really didn't know how Su Ji did it, but it was obvious that the latter was a high-level player, at least compared to others.

At this moment, in his eyes, Su Ji's image suddenly became extraordinarily tall and powerful.

In this way, the original one water-based pen became two, and the one eraser also became two.

Just enough for Su Ji and Pang Chao to put together a set of tools.

As soon as the two of them divided the exam tools, the exam bell rang.

"Dear students, the exam time has arrived..."

The moment the sound rang out, everyone present reflexively stopped all movements in their hands, silenced all sounds, and sat upright in a standard sitting posture.

Just when everyone was uneasy, a new broadcast sounded in the classroom again.

"A notification is inserted, please pay attention. A notification is inserted, please pay attention..."

"After investigation, many candidates did not bring all the examination tools for this exam."

"Our school has reason to believe that this is an act of not paying attention to our school's examinations."

"Sorry, we have decided to disqualify these candidates and expel them from the examination room!"



(End of chapter)


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