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Chapter 5 Did you take a shower?

Chapter 5 "Have you taken a shower?"

[Welcome the 10195802nd human player - "Lonely Sardine" to join the Earth battlefield!]



The sound of this thing similar to that of the Lord God constantly echoed in the surrounding space.

Su Ji himself was a little stunned when he heard this.

Human race? Throne? War? Battlefield?

A series of strange words made him confused for a while.

I bet you, the world view of this game is quite large, and it costs a lot of money to run it, right?

Is the server hard enough? Is the explosion rate high enough? Can it be 999 with one blow?

Is this another game where money is your father? Please, I don’t want to be your brother, and I don’t want to bite you...

And I don't know if it's because his spiritual realm is not high enough. After reading this long paragraph of text, Su Ji not only didn't feel any excitement, but even smelled the embarrassment of three bedrooms and one living room.

Hey, you are really getting old. You are obviously only in your early twenties, but you are already unable to get into high school...

Su Ji muttered silently. At this moment, the surrounding environment gradually darkened, and a line of words appeared in front of his eyes.

[Countdown to return to the present world: 10]

[Countdown to return to the present world: 9]

[Countdown to return to the present world: 8]



Present world?

It should be the real world, right?

So is this place really another time and space, something similar to another world?

So if there is a real world, there should also be an alien world, right?

Su Ji frowned slightly and thought. He stared at the countdown in front of him, watching its number gradually go back to 0.

All the surrounding sounds suddenly stopped at the same moment, as if switching to a black and white pantomime.

The light and shadow gradually disappeared, as if being sucked into a huge black hole.

As if all the world lines were closed, Su Ji felt that her consciousness was briefly lost for a moment.

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When Su Ji opened her eyes again, what she saw was a gray ceiling.

A ray of orange-red afterglow quietly slipped in through the gap in the curtains, splitting the dim room in half along the quilt covering Su Ji.

It was a little too quiet in the small room, you could hear a pin drop, and you could even clearly hear the slowly advancing hands of the alarm clock.

What permeates the air is a faint smell of fried chicken and instant noodles...well, the most classic Laotan pickled cabbage beef noodles.

But it's not because Su Ji likes the taste, it's just because it's the cheapest one on the shelf.

I don’t know why, but the price of Laotan Pickled Cabbage Noodles has been frequently reduced recently. If you buy a bag, you will even get a free bowl. It is made of porcelain and is resistant to falling.

After regaining consciousness, the first thing Su Ji did was to use the same method to try to control the mind mobilization system.

[Player: Lonely Sardine]

[Level: lv1]

[Experience:50%]

[…]

[…]

The system panel was successfully brought up? It seems that this game is not fake, I have really become a player... Su Ji's mood became a little complicated.

Because he saw a series of clear prompts under his system panel.

[Time until the next copy is opened: within seven days]

Within a week? New copy?

Su Ji was dumbfounded.

Does this mean that he managed to escape from that hellish place, but in the end he had to go back again before his butt was even warmed up?

Help, don't mess with me, I really know how to tie Q... Su Ji frantically crossed herself on her chest.

He never wanted to experience that suffocating feeling of fear and helplessness again in his life.

After her mood gradually calmed down, Su Ji stared at the chandelier above her head and whispered a few times in her heart:

"system?"

"Dog system?"

"The handsome guy is forcing the system?"

"System dad?"

"..."

However, no matter how he called, the familiar prompt text panel did not appear again.

Su Ji was a little helpless. Is this system still a bit temperamental?

Or could it be said that the appearance of this prompt text is inherently uncontrollable?

After trying several more times, there was still no effect, so Su Ji had to give up and call it a day.

After lying on the bed helplessly for a while, Su Ji, who accepted the fact a little, squinted her eyes and pulled herself up from the bed with difficulty.

Relying on muscle memory, I reached for my phone from somewhere beside my pillow and turned on the screen.

It's already six o'clock in the evening.

In fact, even without looking at her phone, Su Ji could roughly guess the current time.

After all, he had woken up countless times in the evening like this.

For Su Ji, this is probably the most emo and Internet-depressing moment of his day.

Every time he woke up at dusk, he would feel inexplicably like he was in another world. In other words, he felt lonely and cold...

Naturally, no one likes this feeling, and Su Ji is no exception.

However there is nothing that can be done.

Brother Ji likes to think about life late at night and ponder some issues that are difficult for ordinary people to understand.

For example, why the hell did Han Xin bring purification, what did the pangolin say, why did the magnetic link get stuck as soon as it reached 99%, why do some people like to fall in love at night, while others want to ride into the sea...

When you are almost done thinking about life, the sky outside the window will almost start to light up.

Brother Ji started to feel sleepy and said good night to this world.

When you close your eyes and open them again, when you wake up, you will basically be at this point.

——This is the simple and unpretentious daily life of Su Ji, a young man who lost his job not long after graduation and lives at home.

Did he really return to the real world? Su Ji looked around subconsciously. Yes, this was the rental house where he lived.

Opening the WeChat interface, as expected, not a single new message was received... Su Ji calmly slid the screen, and when she just thought of this, a small red dot popped up.

The corners of Su Ji's mouth suddenly rose, and then the smile disappeared instantly.

"Xiao Su, when will you pay the rent?"

"Last month I talked about the next month, and last month I talked about this month again. See for yourself, how many days are left in this month?"

"I know it's not easy for you just after graduation, so I gave you such a long break, Xiao Su."

"I'm telling you, you can't be like this as a human being, Xiao Su."

"Are you treating others as fools if you don't get angry?"

"If you keep doing this, Auntie will not be merciful..."

Su Ji quickly nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Okay, okay, Auntie Wang, I know! I have been collecting money during this time, Auntie, and I promise to pay the rent before the end of this month!"

"Okay, that's up to you. As a man, you have to be trustworthy when you speak."

"It must, it must, Aunt Wang, you are the most kind-hearted aunt I have ever met, thank you so much!" Su Ji was full of fire.

After sending the landlord away, Su Ji hit her head on the wall in an attempt to regain some consciousness.

There is no love in life.

The job has not yet been secured, and the savings in his bank card are about to bottom out. He can't think of any possibility to pay the rent before the end of the month.

"It seems there is only one way..."

"Then just lick it... No, please go and ask that woman..."

Su Ji sniffed twice tiredly, her hands weakly supporting the wall, and her face was filled with a heroic expression as if she was ready to die.

When she thought that his fate would be in the hands of that woman, Su Ji felt that her life might gradually start to develop in a nonsense and outrageous direction.

Asking him to talk to that woman was as uncomfortable as asking him to watch study materials with completely lost image quality.

After ordering a takeaway, Su Ji got up, took a shower, and gradually began to wake up.

After opening the door, taking the takeaway, and smelling the aroma of the food, Su Ji felt that life seemed to be full of hope again.

At least I won’t be hungry for the time being today…

Some time ago, he added a dozen wool groups, frantically studied various doomsday survival strategies, and then discovered an unsolvable phone bill card.

This card recently held a campaign and was co-branded with a food delivery app.

During the event, a no-threshold takeout coupon will be given out every day. Ordering a takeout only costs 3 yuan, which is so powerful. It is really like plucking the wool cleanly and letting out a wave of blood along the way.

At this moment, Su Ji heard the sound of the key being inserted into the lock cylinder, and then the door of the rental house was opened.

What walked in was a woman wearing exquisite makeup, a skirt uniform, black stockings and stiletto heels.

Slim and graceful, young and beautiful.



Chapter 6 has been slightly revised and temporarily blocked. It will be released soon... QAQ

Readers who are in need can join the readers group Kangkang.

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