"Master, you want to drink again? I'm going to help you warm the wine."
"Hey, your kid has become a lot smarter recently. Why are you so anxious? Keep this letter. If Huang Rong comes to the inn again, give this letter to her. The remaining two letters, the rest
Please leave these two letters in Yanbo Tower after the young master leaves."
Laifu took the letter and put it in his arms, stumbling and saying, "Master, Master, are you leaving again?" As he spoke, he shed tears.
"Why, you are such a grown-up, and you are still crying like a child. When your wife sees you acting like a bear in the future, be careful to take advantage of the old man from the next street!"
Laifu choked up and said, "No way. Sister-in-law Wang has taught me that when looking for a wife, you must not find a foxy girl, otherwise it will be unclean."
"Hey, you understand that it's better to talk rudely than to be rude. Come on, go downstairs and enjoy the wind with the young master for a while."
Laifu wiped his nose, followed Jingzhou, took two mats from downstairs, spread them in front of the inn, and sat down.
Jingzhou looked up at the spoon in the sky and murmured: "The sake I earned will make me drunk late at night, and I can wield my sword and ride the wind between heaven and earth."
Suddenly, the cool breeze blew on his face, and he actually felt drunk.
"Laifu, do you think there are gods in this world? They can control three feet of blue light and swim around the Big Dipper drunkenly..."
Laifu didn't know why the young master asked this. He scratched his face, thought about it seriously, and said: "Young master, I don't know, there should be gods. I heard others say that there are old gods on Zhongnan Mountain. Besides, in the past, officials
Don’t you also like to practice immortality and Taoism? Come to think of it, the official family will definitely not do anything wrong..."
"Hahaha, you are really smart. If you don't know, the young master will go find out for you and see what this fairy girl looks like!" Jingzhou patted Laifu's shoulder and said again.
: "If you have any wishes, tell the young master. Maybe the young master will help you fulfill it?"
"Master, I...I want..." Laifu was happy at first, then lowered his head and hesitated.
Jingzhou stared at Laifu, wondering: "What are you thinking about? Don't you think you miss your wife?"
Laifu blushed and lowered his head even lower.
Jingzhou said: "Hahaha, what's so shy about this? When the male students get married, the female students get married. Isn't it just to get a wife? The young master will prepare the bride price for you. Which girl do you like?
The young master asked someone to help you find a matchmaker."
Laifu chuckled, raised his head, and said with some embarrassment: "Master, I want to marry a wife. I like people with big butts, the bigger the butts, the better. Sister-in-law Wang told me that Hu Meizi is good-looking but not useful, nor good.
feed."
"Sister-in-law Wang said that those with big buttocks are easy to feed. Giving birth to a baby in this mother-in-law's family is like going through hell. It is easy to die. But a baby with big buttocks can not only be like a pig's litter, but also give birth to a litter in a lifetime, and the babies are also strong."
Jing Zhou coughed several times. This Mrs. Wang was really unscrupulous in what she said.
It's like a pig giving birth to piglets, how many children will be born!
But these days, a woman giving birth to a child is no different than going to hell. If her body is slightly weaker, she will die twice.
"Not bad, not bad. I've made some progress. I know that when I marry a wife, I have to marry someone with a big butt. But if you're lucky, why are you having so many children?"
"Hey, young master, my mother told me when I was young that we should have more children so that my lineage can be passed on. If I have more children, my children will have more children. If my mother knew
, you will definitely be happy..."
Jing Zhou nodded, this is really the case, there are endless descendants, if this continues, Laifu will be able to do the feat of "The Foolish Old Man Moved Mountains"!
As Laifu spoke, his face returned to normal. After thinking for a moment, he hesitated and said: "Master, I think it's best... it's best... for you to marry someone with a big butt, too."
Get some cubs, hehe, my mother said the more cubs the better..."
"Hey, I'm worried about the young master..."
Hong Qigong's left leg was slightly bent, his right arm was bent inward, and he drew a circle with his palms. He pushed it outward with a cry, and a tree as thick as a bowl in front of him broke. He said with a sullen face: "This time you
Can you see clearly? The emphasis of Kang Long Yougui is to use three points of force and seven points of retention. When you send out, you have to take it back. The essence of this move lies in the word "regret"!"
After leaving Guiyun Villa that day, Hong Qigong took Guo Jing all the way north. After more than half a year, he found that Guo Jing was actually an honest and loyal person. He also had a solid foundation in kung fu, and he had also cultivated his internal strength.
With a certain degree of enthusiasm and impeccable character, it would be appropriate to be his disciple of Bei Bei.
On this day, he made Guo Jing swear an oath that he planned to teach him the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon.
However, Hong Qigong never expected that Guo Jing's understanding would drive him crazy. He talked about this move for more than half an hour, whether it was the way to send and receive the moves or the inner secrets.
Gu Shi explained the method of external application of Jin in detail, but when he saw that Guo Jing still looked confused and didn't understand the point, he became furious.
Guo Jing was at a loss what Hong Qigong said, but he just kept it in his mind and planned to think about it slowly in the future. Now he concentrated more on practicing the palm technique. Although his palm was very red and swollen when he hit the tree, he did not relax at all and practiced hard.
Hong Qigong looked at it and shook his head, cursing: "Silly boy, what the old beggar said was in vain? I don't know how you got such a big head. If you were half as smart as Jing boy, the old beggar would have a high fever."
It smells so good! It’s so irritating that people are so different from each other!”
Guo Jing's face turned red when he said it, and he said sarcastically: "Qigong, Brother Jing, even several masters say that he is the best among men, and I can't compare to you!"
He has been beaten and scolded by the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan since he was a child, so he is used to his master's temper. If he can practice this skill in one day, he will practice it in ten days, and if he practices it in ten days, he will master it in a hundred days. One day, he will gradually master it.
He thought of Jingzhou again, but he didn't know where Jingzhou was at this time.
Hong Qigong sighed and said: "Old beggar, I don't expect you to be able to practice kung fu to the level of Jing Xiaozi. It's just that you have such a stupid head. Hey! I really don't know how that kid's head works. I won't tell you.
It's amazing, with that skill, even I am no match for that kid."
"Tsk, tsk, that boy's kung fu is really superb. Even if Wang Chongyang is reborn, he may not be able to defeat that boy! This time the sword debate in Huashan will be interesting!"
Hong Qigong took a sip of wine, but felt that the water in his mouth was cold water without much taste. He couldn't help but sigh: "Oh, my stomach is hungry and my tongue is greedy. Lao Jinghua misses Jing Xiaozi and him.
During the few days we were together, not only did we have a little girl to cook with, but we also had a lot of wine, and the old beggar lived a magical life for a few days."
It's a pity that there is no one in the Beggar Clan who can take over the big responsibility at this time, otherwise he, Hong Qigong, would be able to put down all the trivial matters of the Beggar Clan and just follow Jing Xiaozi and live the fairy life of drinking and eating every day...