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Chapter 453 Fuck the uncles sword god

"Sword Immortal, is this the person Xu Fengnian wants to meet later? One hundred and twenty swords are really not many to accompany this guy to meet such a person." Jiang Ni whispered a few words, and hesitated for a while to see the Sword Immortal.

, whether he said good things or bad things, Xu Fengnian couldn't be happy, but judging from the tone of the gray-clothed old man, the man under the lake was quite a big shot.

After reading more than ten books in a row and memorizing two baskets of flattering words, Xu Fengnian walked downstairs with Jiang Ni.

Although it was the second time he came here, he was still worried. Fortunately, the mountain ghost said that with Jiang Ni there, Li Chungang would be defeated to death.

Xu Fengnian attributed this to the fact that the old sword god was so upright and disdainful of attacking women. As for the little clay figurine's talent, he turned a deaf ear to it.

The dazzling spiritual bits made Jiang Ni, who was less courageous than a mouse, squeeze the sacred vessel tightly, and the cold air rushed up from the soles of his feet.

Suddenly, I felt that there was a figure beside me. The little clay figurine, half of whose soul was frightened by more than 600 souls, stabbed forward randomly with the magic talisman, and an astonishing cry broke out from his thin body: "Ghost!"

"Little girl, stop screaming. I am a human, not a ghost. If you keep screaming, I will really turn into a ghost!" The one-armed old man wearing shabby clothes and whose foot stench could be smelled from several feet away said,

It seemed that there were lice in his crotch. While he squinted his eyes and looked back and forth on Jiang Ni, he used his only remaining hand to scratch around in his crotch.

Xu Fengnian was extremely vigilant. The sword was unsheathed quietly, and the breath in his body was flowing. He couldn't feel the slightest breath of martial arts from the one-armed old man. Then he handed the sword back to the sheath from his left hand to his right hand, and waved it towards his closed eyes.

Fu's Jiang Ni said: "This old man is a human being, not a ghost."

The one-armed old man took his hand out of his crotch, poked it into his nostril, pulled out a piece of booger, flicked it away with his finger, and then poked the other nose with his hand.

Jiang Ni opened her eyes little by little and saw an old man winking and smiling at her.

Through the dim light emitted by the luminous pearls on the wall, Xu Fengnian could clearly see the appearance of the one-armed old man. One word: sloppy!

Even the beggar outside the city gate is probably three points better than this old man. After all, the beggar at least will not lick his feet in public, and will put his hand under his nose to smell it after doing so.

The smell of this old man's feet is worse than that of Old Huang's fart. One sip of it will cost him two years of his life. But look at this old man, he smells something even more powerful than the "Record of Jiazi Sword Washing at Green Water Pavilion" in Wudang Mountain.

He looked quite happy.

After confirming that the cross-eyed old man in front of him was not a ghost, Jiang Ni, who was half-scared to death, said angrily: "Old man, why are you scaring anyone in this gloomy place? Do you know that coffins are so expensive now that you can't even die if you want to?"

Get up! You bad old man came to scare me on purpose!"

If she had just pushed the talisman forward two inches, wouldn't she have stabbed the old man to death?

The cross-eyed old man scratched his hair with the hand that had just tied his ankle, trying hard to make his old face look kinder, and said: "Girl, how about I teach you some sword skills and teach you some real skills as an apology?

"

"Don't learn!" Jiang Ni curled his lips, his mood waning.

"Brother, did you come down with us? But if you want to steal books, you have to go up there. There are no books down here." Xu Fengnian kindly reminded me.

The old man finally stopped poking his nose and buttoning his feet, but changed his movements and tugged on his clothes that smelled sour, as if he didn't hear Xu Fengnian's words, and just said to Jiang Ni depressedly: "Why don't you learn?

The fool who begged me to take him as his disciple could have gone from Beiliang to the East China Sea! I have a lot of sword energy in my heart, if you learn swordsmanship from me, sooner or later you will become a female sword fairy."

How could Jiang Ni, who had seen big events, be deceived by the old man's few words? He looked like I was a fool if I believed you, and said: "I have seen many people like you. You are so loud that you just want to listen."

Did Chaoting steal the secret book? Let me tell you, there is a real swordsman down here. If you are really good, go down and compete with that senior master!"

The old man laughed so loudly that he almost fell to the ground and rolled around.

Xu Fengnian seemed to have thought of something, turned around and walked towards the northwest corner.

There is a square opening on the ground, and below it are steps.

Xu Fengnian was stunned.

The second floor was actually opened!

Didn't this old man come up from below?

The person suppressing below is the famous swordsman in the world!

But the old man's voice seemed somewhat similar to the voice that came from underground that day.

Moreover, Tingchao Pavilion has many overt and covert guards. If they really came to steal the secret book, even if they broke in with all their strength, they would definitely not appear under Tingchao Pavilion. Xu Xiao said, I know

There are two floors below this Tingchao Pavilion, and there are only a few people in the world.

Is this old man the sword god Li Chungang?

But this old man's proficiency in scratching his crotch is just as good as Wen Hua's, and he has the demeanor of a fart master!

Xu Fengnian, who had prepared two baskets of compliments, had no idea what to say. He turned around and glanced at the old man who seemed to be Li Chungang, and put his hand in his crotch again.

Fuck Li Chungang!

Fuck your uncle’s sword god!

In the small courtyard filled with flowers and plants, the sound of the piano and flute ensemble gradually ceased.

All the maids in Wutong Garden felt blessed.

Jingzhou asked Qingniao to send Xu Fengnian's maid away.

Although the names of these maids are not eye-catching, none of them are simple.

The first-class maid Hongshu seems to be gentle and graceful, but she is actually a dead soldier, one of the top ten killers in the world, and her identity is the lord of Dunhuang City, which is extremely complicated. The second-class maid Green Ant is very talented, slightly inferior to the one who accepts sacrificial wine as an apprentice in Shangyin Academy.

Xu Weixiong, is actually a spy from Beimang. The second-class maid Cucumber, who seems to be the stupidest and most jealous, is actually a spy from Liyang.

Not to mention the sweet potatoes who were born in Beimang and eventually gave birth to little sweet potatoes for Xu Fengnian, but the identities of cucumbers and green ants should always be used.

At this time, Li Chungang had come out from under the Tingchao Pavilion, and the day for Xu Fengnian's second trip to the world was not far away.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Cao Changqing is waiting at Baoguo Temple, and the next step is to restore the Western Chu Kingdom.

It's time for the machine beast, a purely killing war machine, to come out. But Zhao Kai, who wanted to kill his brother-in-law, still had five red armors in his hand. The talismans drawn on the red armors were a good thing.

There is no reason not to collect them and engrave them on the body of the machine beast.

Originally, this armor was made by the Celestial Masters of Longhu Mountain using exotic stones. It was passed down through generations and blessed by several Celestial Masters of Longhu Mountain with alchemy books and ink scrolls, making this armor a Taoist immortal weapon for suppressing evil spirits and heretics. Later, it was

This armor was acquired by Shangyin Academy, and Buddhist scriptures and Sanskrit were engraved on it, which greatly increased the power of this armor. Ye Hongting relied on this armor to become one of the four major heroes along with Sword God Li Chungang, Fengdu Green Paoer, and Gun Immortal Wang Xiu.

Grandmaster.

Jingzhou thought for a moment, turned around and lowered his head, and happened to see Yu Youwei sitting nearby, holding her arms and looking at him.

Yu Youwei suddenly came back to her senses, blushed and looked away, feeling panicked. She casually picked up some music sheets to cover up her embarrassment, and asked in a low voice: "How did the young master compose such music?"

song?"

The score above, just one song, can already make the maids and maids in Wutong Garden who have always disliked her applaud and praise her. After several songs in a row, if the young master is so talented, if he was born in the Spring and Autumn Period, wouldn't he have to get a "Qujia"

"?

Although it is unfair to say that she owes the young master a lot in the Spring and Autumn Period, how could she have met the young master if he had been born decades earlier?

Jingzhou was amused by Yu Youwei's little moves and said with a smile: "This is not a piece of music composed by me, but by a girl named Nongyu. This silly girl has been learning the piano since she was a child and is proficient in music. I just mentioned it casually.

In no time, she came up with these songs meticulously."

Qingniao had just finished seeing off all the maids from Wutong Garden, and when he walked in from outside, he heard the word "Nongyu".

Who is Miss Nongyu?

What kind of strange woman can be praised by the young master like this, and can make hundreds of birds sing in unison by playing the harp?

For such skills, the word "Qin Jia" is well deserved.

Suddenly, Qingniao thought of the second princess who fought for first place in everything.

I wonder if His Royal Highness the Crown Prince deliberately arranged the Young Master’s courtyard next to the Luotu Courtyard of the Second Princess.

On the second day, everyone in the Beiliang Prince's Mansion was trembling with fear, not daring to breathe. I heard that the second princess who dared to raise a sword to kill people in the Beiliang battle formation had arrived outside the city. Even the princess who always liked to stay in bed and eat rouge had arrived.

The prince, dressed appropriately early in the morning, went out of the city to greet him.

In the palace, everyone understands that outside the palace, the prince is the biggest, but inside the palace, the prince is the biggest.

But if the second princess comes back from Shangyin Academy, this will have to be changed again. Even Jiang Ni, the toughest person in the Imperial Palace, was thrown into a dry well for three days and three nights by the second princess. When he was pulled out,

Like a ghost without a soul?

All the servants knew that Xu Weixiong was coming back, and Jiang Ni, who had a higher status than the servants, naturally knew it too.

For some reason, when Xu Weixiong came back, she felt an unprecedented sense of security when she stayed in the courtyard of the cheap master. The approval was also related to the energetic tiger cub who was jumping around on the ground all day long, so that people squatted on it early in the morning.

I was in a daze in the yard, watching the two tigers and Kui having fun.

When the cheap master came out of the house, she had been there for a full hour.

"Silly apprentice, are you in a daze?" Jing Zhou put aside Qingniao and Yu Youwei who had already gotten up, stretched his body, and asked indifferently.

Jiang Ni said "hmm" casually.

Jingzhou roughly guessed what the girl was thinking, so he called the two tiger cubs over, teased the two cubs for a while, and said: "So, with your status as a maid, anyone can step on you. I think.

Don’t you want to teach the people who bullied you a lesson? Master, I’ll help you, not your relatives.”

Jiang Ni turned around, and seemed to be energetic again in an instant, and said angrily: "What do you mean by not helping? It's obviously her who bullied me!"

Jing Zhou rolled his eyes at Jiang Ni and said, "Silly apprentice, please keep your voice down and shout at the top of your lungs, aren't you afraid of being heard? This is not Xi Chu, this is Beiliang. If you want to teach her a lesson, just nod. If you don't want to, just nod.

Shake your head."

Jiang Ni neither nodded nor shook his head, but ran to Master Baian and asked mysteriously: "How should I teach you a lesson?"

Jing Zhou lowered his voice and said: "Of course, I'm treating the person in his own way, so I threw her into the dry well and locked her up for three days. If you feel you're still not relieved, it's easy to just lock her up for two more days. After all, she's

If you owe a debt and pay it back, you still know how to borrow ten taels of silver and pay back twelve or three taels."

Jiang Ni reminded in a low voice: "Are you crazy? She is Xu Fengnian's sister and the second princess. If you throw her into the well, you and Beiliang will have a sworn relationship. You tortured Princess Suizhu last time

, I heard Xu Fengnian say that there has been a quarrel in the court because of you, and if you continue to form grudges with Beiliang, both forces will attack you, and it will be useless no matter how high your martial arts are."

Jingzhou clicked his tongue twice and said: "Silly apprentice, you are stupid. You do bad things in secret. It's dark and windy at night, and no one notices it. When you're done, you just brush off your clothes and hide your merits and fame. You

If you don’t tell me, if I don’t tell you, who would know that it was us who threw her into the well?”

Jiang Ni thought about it carefully, and it seemed that what the cheap master said made sense, but was it too cruel to throw the person down the well?

After a while, the little clay figurine shook his head.

Jing Zhou asked: "Don't you want revenge?"

The little clay figurine glared and said, "Who said you don't want to take revenge? You threw people into the well, who didn't know that this matter would be related to me? When the time comes, you are so good at martial arts that you can escape, and I will have to stay and pay for your life."

Jing Zhou paused for a moment and asked, "What about another way to beat her secretly at night?"

"No, if you try another one, beating people will always leave scars. There are too many capable people and strangers in Beiliang. As long as there are clues left, they will always be traced to us." Jiang Ni thought for a while and shook his head.

Jingzhou asked: "Then give her some medicine to make her fly like a fairy?"

Jiang Ni said firmly: "No, if you try another one, this method is inappropriate! Drugging people is the behavior of villains. If we do this, what is the difference between us and that bastard Xu Fengnian?"

Jing Zhou was made dumbfounded by the little clay figurine. How to change it to another one?

This stupid apprentice was hard-spoken and soft-hearted. He really wanted to attack Xu Weixiong, but she couldn't restrain herself. She always controlled herself. Although she said cruel words and hated Xu Weixiong to death, she didn't necessarily have much resentment in her heart.

"Hey, why didn't you say anything?" Jiang Ni kicked the cheap master.

Jing Zhou asked back: "Girl, do you know why Xu Weixiong keeps targeting you?"

Jiang Ni is sluggish. This problem seems obvious. As long as she still wants to assassinate Xu Fengnian, Xu Weixiong will continue to torture her.

Jingzhou thought for a while and sighed: "Girl, have you ever thought about why Xu Weixiong only hurts you but never kills you? She is such a smart woman. She has thousands of ways to make you surrender. If you don't

How can she be as strong-willed as those old scholars from Yin Academy? Except for Xu Zhihu, the entire Xu family has been submissive to her, so can’t she convince you?"

"Gene Era"

Jiang Ni said angrily: "Then why is she targeting me everywhere?"

Jingzhou joked: "Since ancient times, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law have always had disagreements, but how can there be so many mothers-in-law who are evil people in this world? It's just to make the new daughter-in-law remember her husband's goodness. Xu Weixiong threatens you, it shows that she treats you as a younger brother

The daughter-in-law views the eldest sister as a mother, but as a mother-in-law, her methods are much more ruthless than ordinary mothers-in-law."

Not sure whether it was shame or embarrassment, Jiang Ni bluntly said "nonsense" and changed the subject: "I heard that the old man under the Chao Pavilion is very powerful?"

Under the Chao Pavilion, she didn't see the Sword Immortal, but there was an old man who made a shocking sound.


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