"Can I hug the fox in your hand?" Ren Tingting picked up a cup of tea and handed it to Jingzhou.
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing!" Ah Wei hurriedly stepped forward, stood in front of Ren Tingting like a guard against a thief, and stopped Jingzhou aside.
This pretty face makes you uneasy and kind-hearted at first glance!
If you want to date Tingting, don’t even think about it when Ah Wei is here!
"Cousin, what are you doing!" Ren Tingting stamped her foot.
"Cousin, we have known each other for so many years, but I have never drunk tea served by you personally." After saying this, Ah Wei found something wrong and hurriedly changed his words: "I mean, my cousin is so rich, how can I do such a menial job?
, I’ll just do this kind of thing!”
"You're a good boy." Jingzhou patted Awei on the shoulder, then pulled out a white hair from his head, and said: "You are too old to be old. You must be careful in the future and don't raise a wild horse.
There is a grassland behind me.”
Throwing his hair on the ground, Jingzhou slowly climbed up to the second floor.
"He...what does he mean? I don't raise wild horses. If I want to raise them, I have to raise docile horses!" Awei snorted coldly and stepped on the white hair with his foot.
Captain Awei always makes up for himself when something happens, how could he be weak?
Qiu Sheng's eyes lit up and he stared at Ah Wei's head. Then he touched his pocket and touched a talisman with his fingertips. His heart suddenly dropped.
Let you be proud first, and then I will make you, the captain of the yamen, cry!
Ren Tingting muttered angrily: "Hey, why are you uncles so stingy? You won't let anyone hug even a fox!"
Wen Cai took a step forward and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "That's not true. Uncle Master is the most generous person. He even took us to Cuixiang Tower for a meal yesterday. However, the fox in Uncle Master's arms cannot be held."
"Why?" Ren Tingting looked puzzled.
"I just can't hold her anyway, she...she..." Wen Cai became anxious and stuttered.
His uncle had told him that the identity of Ajiu and Xiaohong should not be premised on others, otherwise he would not contribute any money if he married a wife.
Uncle Master is a rich man. If he contributes, any scholar can guess how much money he will have, and he will be able to eat roasted suckling pig at least two or three times!
"She can bite!" Qiu Sheng suddenly remembered the fear of being dominated by the wooden stick in Ah Jiu's hand.
A fox can actually hit people, and he does it in a very systematic way, and his skills are better than those of him who have been practicing martial arts for many years. It is really unreasonable!
The key is, he really can't beat a fox.
Fortunately, the other ghost in Uncle Master's house is gentler. Thinking of this, Qiu Sheng secretly sighed: "It's better to be a ghost. If only I could meet a female ghost like Xiao Hong..."
After going upstairs, Jing Zhou found the study room, knocked on the door and walked in.
"Here comes the little Taoist priest, sit down!" Ren Fa greeted Jing Zhou.
"Master Ren, let my junior brother explain this matter." Uncle Jiu moved his body to make room.
Jing Zhou sat down next to Uncle Jiu and said seriously: "Does Mr. Ren know about zombies?"
"Zombie?" Ren said for a moment, a trace of horror flashed in his eyes, but then he hid it again and said with a puzzled expression: "What does the little Taoist mean by this? What does the removal of my father's coffin have to do with zombies?"
"Old Master Ren's body was tampered with by the Feng Shui Master twenty years ago and absorbed too much Yin energy. I'm afraid it will transform into a corpse soon. My senior brother and I have discussed that it is best to burn Old Master Ren's body.
." Jing Zhou spoke frankly and told the story about Old Master Ren.
Ren Fa's face turned pale and green for a while, and finally he gritted his teeth and said, "No, we can't burn it with fire anyway. Uncle Jiu and the Taoist Priest will think of a way."
If the body is burned, won't the feng shui of Ren's family be ruined?
Jing Zhou said calmly: "Mr. Ren, the Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse in recent years. You also know the reason for this. It was Mr. Feng Shui who caused trouble twenty years ago. Mr. Ren's transformation into a corpse is because of Mr. Feng Shui's deliberate planning.
of."
"In my opinion, as long as Mr. Feng Shui is not dead, even if the senior brother can find a good tomb and restrain the body of Mr. Ren, Mr. Feng Shui will not give up easily. He may dig Mr. Ren out of the ground again.
.”
Uncle Jiu nodded, "Yes, I didn't expect this before. The Feng Shui master is hiding it, so I have to be on guard."
"This...this" Ren Fa choked for a while, "Uncle Jiu, please let me think about it. After all, my father was most afraid of fire when he was alive."
Jingzhou shook his head at Uncle Jiu and said nothing.
"Senior brother, I'll go back and prepare things first, just in case." Ignoring Ren Fa's expression, Jing Zhou stood up and walked out.
downstairs
Ah Wei's right hand tightly squeezed his left hand. For some reason, his hands were out of control and he wanted to slap himself.
"Snapped!"
There was a crisp sound, and his left hand landed hard on his face.
"Snapped!"
There was another sound, and his right hand landed on his face.
"Cousin, I...I can't control it!"
"I, I want to hit myself!" Awei was about to cry, not knowing what evil had happened to him.
The most important thing is that he actually made a fool of himself in front of his cousin!
For a moment, he felt that his tall, mighty, handsome image was ruined in his cousin's heart.
The next moment, Ah Wei put his hands on the buttons, ignored Ren Tingting's horrified look, and took off his clothes.
"Cousin...you, what are you going to do!"
Ah Wei's sudden "feat" caused Ren Tingting's face to change drastically, and she hurriedly backed away in fright.
"Cousin, I, you, please listen to my explanation! It's not what you think." As he said that, Awei had already pulled off his clothes, and his hands fell on his pants again.
"ah!"
"My cousin doesn't want it!"
Ren Tingting's face turned pale with fright. When she saw Jing Zhou coming down from upstairs, she hurriedly ran over.
"Cousin, he...he..." Ren Tingting pointed at Ah Wei, her words incoherent.
"It's okay, Miss Ren, please go upstairs first. With Master Ren here, Captain Ah Wei still knows how to restrain himself." Jing Zhou glanced at Ah Wei, whose cheeks were red and swollen, and walked out with a smile.
"Stop playing, come with me to buy something first." After leaving the hall, Jing Zhou stopped the literary man who was teasing Ah Wei in the yard.
Glancing at Ah Wei who was looking at his butt, Qiu Sheng said proudly: "Uncle Master, what do you think, let's relieve our anger."
Using Awei's hair as a medium, Wencai swallowed the Concentric Talisman. Whatever he did, Awei would do the same. After a while, Awei was severely punished by Wencai and Qiu Sheng.
Now Qiu Sheng can use his butt to imagine what Mr. Ren's reaction will be when he finds out about Ah Wei's feat!
Jing Zhou chuckled lightly, "Don't you two know how to catch a toad and put the talisman in the toad's mouth?"
Looking at Wen Cai's red face, Jing Zhou felt hurt for him.
How courageous it is to smoke yourself!
"Qiu Sheng, why didn't you think of catching a toad?" Wen Cai complained, spit out the talisman from his mouth, and put on his clothes.
"How could I have thought of it in such a short period of time?" Qiu Sheng shrugged and comforted Wen Cai: "It's okay, Ah Wei's face is much more swollen than yours."
Wencai nodded, feeling that it was not a loss, Ah Wei was indeed worse off than him.
After today, Tingting will definitely not like Ah Wei again.
It seems that I still made money...
"Uncle Master, what are we going to buy? Is it lunch?" Wen Cai, who was in a good mood, rubbed his hands and thought of braised hooves, pork head meat, lion head...
Jing Zhou smiled mysteriously: "You two will know when we get there."
As he spoke, he urged Wencai and Qiu Sheng to go out.
These two guys, if they don’t push them, they won’t know how to do it.
The three of them came to Wang Ji's rice shop in the town.
Wencai was greatly disappointed. The place his uncle took them to was not a restaurant.
If you come to buy rice, do you want to go back and steam the rice?
What’s good about rice?
"Shopkeeper, bring me a hundred kilograms of glutinous rice and put it in two bags. All I need is glutinous rice!" Jing Zhou shouted inside.
No matter when, there is always a shortage of profiteers. Jingzhou remembered that when Qiu Sheng went to the rice shop to buy rice, he was adulterated by the rice shop owner. For this reason, he kept watching the boss's actions.
"Uncle, you want to buy a hundred kilograms of rice, have you finished eating it?" Qiu Sheng muttered.
If you buy one hundred kilograms of rice, how long will it take for only one person in your uncle’s family to eat?
"eat?"
"You kid, you think this rice is for food?" Jing Zhou rolled his eyes at Qiu Sheng.
After accepting these two disciples, Uncle Jiu's Taoist skills will be 90% lost.
Glutinous rice is the essence of five grains and is the richest in yang energy. Taoist priests with some heritage know that glutinous rice is used to deal with zombies.
Wencai asked: "Uncle, what did you buy if you don't want to eat?"
"Oh, I understand. You want to send it to Yizhuang. Master can't eat so much by himself. Uncle Master can just buy fifty catties."
In the past few days, he often went to the restaurant with his uncle, and he no longer liked the food in Yizhuang, so he naturally took himself out of Yizhuang. What Wen Cai said was serious and confident, which made Jingzhou shake his head. Fortunately, Jiu
Uncle didn't stand here, otherwise he would be furious.
Literary talent really lives up to his name, he is a talented person.
"Sir, your rice." The rice shop owner walked out with a flattering look on his face, carrying two bags of rice.
These days, not many people buy so much rice at once.
Jing Zhou nodded, paid the money, and told Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng, "What are you doing here? Just carry it. You two don't think I brought you here to watch a show, do you?"
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng each muttered something, then reluctantly picked up the rice and followed.
The two looked at each other and thought they wanted to go together.
As a human being, you must be a master or an uncle, never an apprentice or a nephew.
Back in the small courtyard, Jingzhou asked Wencai and Qiu Sheng to pour the glutinous rice on the ground and expose it to the sun to increase the yang energy of the glutinous rice.
The corpse of this old man will be broken out of the coffin either tonight or tomorrow night. This hundred kilograms of glutinous rice will come in handy when it falls.
"One more thing. You two will go back to Yizhuang later, take out the coffin of Mr. Ren, put it in the sun to dry it, and remove the corpse gas from him." After taking a sip of the tea Ah Jiu handed over, Jing said
Zhou moistened the mulberry seeds and added another sentence.
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng spread the glutinous rice on the ground and said something casually.
Jingzhou said: "You two brats, don't even think about being lazy. If you turn a deaf ear to what I say, Miss Ren will be in danger when Old Master Ren comes out. You two, don't even think about becoming the Ren family's son-in-law."
Already."
"How could it be? Master, don't worry!" Qiu Sheng finished spreading the rice and rushed to the table.
There are several kinds of dried fruit preserves on the table, as well as pastries.
Qiu Sheng picked up a piece of pastry and put it in his mouth, praising: "Uncle Master's place is better, there is nothing missing."
Unfortunately, there is a big difference between the master and the master, and the master's yard is not a yizhuang.
Wen Cai picked up an apple, took a big bite, and said vaguely: "Uncle Master, when will this old man transform into a corpse? Should I go and tell Tingting?"
"Yes, I want to tell Tingting!" Qiu Sheng raised his head and shouted.
Jing Zhou glanced at Wen Cai unexpectedly, not expecting Wen Cai to think of this. Unfortunately, Wen Cai's brain was sometimes not working well.
"How do I know when Mr. Ren will turn into a corpse? You have to tell Ren Tingting as you wish, but while this is the right time, you two go back to Yizhuang to take out the coffin and dry it in the sun."
After giving some instructions to Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng, Jing Zhou sent them out. At noon, the Yang Qi was at its strongest, so it was a good time to help Mr. Ren get rid of the corpse Qi.
Ah Jiu sat down on the side. There was no outsider at this time, and she didn't need to transform back into a fox.
She was more interested in her human body than the fox body, because the young master once said that the human body was created in seconds, with the five internal organs corresponding to the five elements, and the 365 acupoints corresponding to the stars in the sky, making it the most suitable for cultivation.
"Sir, since Mr. Ren's body can transform into corpses, why not destroy him now?" Ah Jiu asked.
She has been staying with Jingzhou since Mrs. Ren moved the coffin, and she is quite clear about the ins and outs of the matter.
"This is called human nature. You are a monster and you don't understand the complexity of the human heart." Jing Zhou picked up the teapot, poured a cup of tea for Ah Jiu, and said with a smile: "The human heart is the most complicated. Ren Fa has never seen Mr. Ren with his own eyes.
Corpse Transformation, if Senior Brother and I destroy Old Master Ren’s body, he will definitely not let it go, and maybe he will still hold grudge against Senior Brother and me."
Ah Jiu nodded, seeming to understand, "Why are people's hearts so complicated?"
"Because of greed. If you want to get more, you have to make calculations. Compared with humans, the world of monsters is simpler, frank and straightforward." Jingzhou sighed. Although some monsters are stupid, they are also stupid.
cute.
Shijiazhen
Zhuji Teahouse
Mr. Shi is a frequent visitor here.
Today, he was sitting in his exclusive seat as always. When he saw Xiaozhu walking over with tea, Mr. Shi took off his sunglasses, revealing his cross-eyed eyes and a squinting look on his face. He moved towards Xiaozhu's face, but was
Xiaozhu avoided it.
After pouring the tea, Xiaozhu hurriedly stepped aside.
Mr. Shi smiled obscenely, raised the hand that had just touched the beads, put it on the tip of his nose and smelled it intoxicatedly, then looked at the old man sitting next to him with gray hair and weird clothes, and said with a proud look on his face
"How is the mage, and what are my skills like?" As he spoke, he began to touch Xiaozhu's body from the air with his hands.
This is teasing the eldest girl in front of everyone, and the young daughter-in-law is Mr. Shi's special skill. She has already practiced it to the best of her ability!
"Young Master Shi has such great skills!" the mage praised. This was the first time he had seen someone so shameless in his decades of life.
Although this kid is wretched, he is also a talented person!
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