Is this right? If he is given a few copper coins for a pot of wine, he still won’t drink it!
Anyway, the evil star of this blood refining hall is a big fat sheep, so he doesn't miss this little money.
Besides, doesn’t he still have something to ask himself?
This old man doesn't often open his mouth.
Two pots of wine worth dozens of taels can get him to give one or two tips, but it is absolutely impossible to give three, four or even more tips.
"Old man, you are well informed. I just have something to ask you." After the waiter left, Jingzhou said.
After taking advantage, Zhou Yixian was obviously in a good mood and said proudly: "I am an old man who is rich in knowledge and talented. There is nothing in the world that I don't know."
"If you have anything to do, tell me."
Xiao Huan turned away in shame. His grandfather was the best in the world in his ability to boast.
Jingzhou looked at Zhouxian with a strange look. If I remember correctly, in the original work, Zhang Dafan went to the town to succumb to demons. This town was indeed the hiding place of the eight-tailed demon fox.
There was a muffled sound.
Immortal Zhou Yi stroked his white beard and said hurriedly: "In this small world, are there any wonders? I am sure that the well can make people fulfill their wishes. Maybe it really was left by an immortal."
Qin Honggang said harshly: "What does that girl know? There is nothing more enjoyable in the world than pooping. Does eating less make you poop? Besides, I am a man with few things like them. How can I use the toilet?"
Is there any monk with such concentration, he can really control it?
Zhou Yixian coughed dryly and said in a drawled voice: "What about the eight-tailed fox? The eight-tailed fox..."
The young man in purple clothes behind you has a low level of cultivation. Even if you activate the magic weapon in your arms, you can still deal with it. It can be said that these people are still as good as monsters like you.
A moment after he left the restaurant, Zhou Xian, who had eaten eight pieces, felt his stomach churn.
Seeing Zhou Yixian looking at a pair of sevens, Dahuan immediately understood something and said: "I told Grandpa a long time ago that he should eat more. After that, there is a shop in front of the village and there is a toilet."
Where in the world is there a saying that a person who is rich in learning will be a person of ten tons in talent.
Zhou Yixian's eyes looked back and forth under the exquisite body. Even though my eyes were sore from staring at him, I still saw something.
Immortal Zhou Yi nodded and said, "That's right. This well is called the wish-fulfilling well. It is said to have been left by an immortal for less than eight thousand years. Whenever the moon is full, if you look down at it with a pious wish, you will definitely get what you wish for.
.But in my opinion, there is nothing magical about that well."
Which of these ladies can hide this from me?
Qin Honggang thought to himself: "The foxes from the Huqi Mountain branch are the least spiritual in the world. As the Taoism increases, the tails in front of the demon fox clan will also grow. They have practiced Taoism for a hundred years.
, there will be no eight tails in front of the body, and it is a demon fox. After traveling for a thousand years, there will be no eight tails, and it is a spirit fox."
Jingzhou came to the mouth of the well and looked up. The water in the well was turbid, and the reflections of several people could be vaguely seen.
"For the thing in his arms."
Dahuan glared at me and said, "Grandpa, how can he talk nonsense?"
It's just that the dishes have been ordered and the money has been spent. If you say something like 178, even if Zhou Xian has been deceiving people for decades, he will feel his face burning.
Suddenly, there was a small wind noise, and the man in white jumped up, his seven fingers turned into seven sharp claws, and he grabbed the old man with a short mouth.
Zhou Xian was startled and obviously did not react. It seemed that the term "six-tailed demon fox" had not appeared in his ears for many years.
Dahuan's face was slightly red, and he felt that the man in white behind his eyes was so beautiful that it was beyond description. Just standing there made people feel pity for him.
"You are not here to get rid of demons. Demons and humans are all creatures of heaven and earth. People are not necessarily bad, and demons are not necessarily a scourge. They can define right and wrong in just one sentence." Qin Hong raised her hand.
As soon as it was swept, purple light surged, and the man in white was seen flying backwards as if he had been hit by a huge force.
"This pork elbow with sauce, well, the taste is really wrong."
Speaking of this, Yiyi Xian paused for a moment, and then sighed: "It is said that the clan leader of the Huqi lineage has reached the next level. His magic power reaches the sky. He is a four-tailed celestial fox. He is peerless.
Monster, someone knows that the four-tailed sky fox has not practiced for many years."
Immortal Zhou Zhou frowned and thought for a while before saying: "Huqi Mountain is located in the mountains north of Qingyun, and it is the breeding ground of the demon fox clan. Three hundred years ago, the Huqi Mountain clan was prosperous, but
You know what these foxes are thinking, and they actually went to provoke Fenxiang Valley. That lineage is so dead that even today, the demon fox clan probably doesn’t have many people left.”
It's just that the old man probably knew that the Demon Fox Clan sneaked into Fenxiang Valley and stole the sect's belongings from Fenxiang Valley, so they were killed by Fenxiang Valley and almost wiped out the clan.
Zhou Yixian was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. He was about to open his mouth to argue for himself, when he realized that he indeed knew the whereabouts of the eight-tailed fox.
Several people left the town and walked around, finally stopping at a mist-shrouded and gloomy place.
Dahuan frowned and thought.
Immortal Zhou was afraid that there would be chaos in the sky, so he just heard me hum and said: "His demon fox goes to the town all day long to steal livestock and make people in the town panic. How can he be guilty?"
Today, it is my turn that my heaven is shriveled and my fortune line is thick and straight, and that Immortal Zhou will be rich!
For some reason, Zhou Xian, who had just finished drinking and eating, insisted on coming down to see the eight-tailed demon fox, so Jingzhou simply took the old liar with him.
Zhou Yixian's eyes lit up, he changed his usual escaping style, and murmured loudly: "It's a bad thing, you have long heard that there is not much treasure in the monster cave, and today it is said that there will be some oil and water. Dahuan, please help grandpa."
Let’s see if you are lucky today.”
How could I not have time to remember such a big event as the hiding place of the eight-tailed fox?
Jing Zhou smiled and said: "Old man, he looks like an old god at all. If someone sees him, there will be many people looking for him to read his fortune."
In an instant, I looked towards Qin Hong again, and saw that the face of the person I thought was the evil star was as usual, and he was slightly affected by the charm technique.
The branches and leaves seemed to rustle.
Before feeling upset in his stomach, the old man casually pulled two small leaves from in front of him. After cleaning them, he stood up and straightened his clothes. He picked up the bamboo poles that symbolized my identity and walked out of the grass calmly.
"Man, what did he see outside the well?" The man's sad voice came faintly.
"It's weird, it's really weird. What I use is the magic method of the Demon Cult, not the method of Burning Incense Valley, and it has nothing to do with the Buddhist method." Zhou Xian rubbed his chin, and with my eyesight, it turned out that
Can anyone tell what kind of technique Jing Zhou used?
The main reason was that the old man was procrastinating, and for a while he was pooping instead of peeing. If it wasn't for his stomachache, he would have watered a lot of trees and grass in the whole morning. His lowly image was really flattering.
If there is a yellow and white thing left in front of me, that old man with a plain face, a bamboo pole in his hand, and a vulgar manner, anyone who sees it will feel respectful.
Dahuan tilted his head and thought about it. If there was no one there, his grandfather would probably say that it is a filthy thing in the world. It smells so bad that everyone likes it. Once he steps on it, he will definitely have bad luck.
"I plucked two of his leaves and gave him a piece of shit. This was to gain him some advantage. On the contrary, he got some of my luck and gained a little bit of fertility. My essence cannot be compared with any plant ashes."
Do mountains have no peaks or do they have peaks?
"It is obvious that these townspeople are aware that what is happening in the town is ghosts, and 40% of the time it is demons. The demon fox clan hates eating chickens and ducks the most. I bet these eight-tailed foxes are hiding under the town."
After all, that old man is considered the most amazing person in this world, and his knowledge can be said to be unmatched by anyone.
It just so happened that there was a rumor that the place was haunted, and as soon as it got dark, there was an empty person in the streets of the town.
Jingzhou said: "Old man, does he know?"
"Youliang Tianzun, I should have known that your old man eats so little. Belly, stomach, how come he only eats a few plates of meat just to try to win over you?"
Jingzhou smiled, feeling like he was being washed by the spring breeze.
Youliang Tianzun, I think it’s because my old man’s eyesight has not improved.
Could that old man from Yiyi Xian be Chrysostom?
"Hey, there is actually a well in the fog!" Da Huan jumped to a bush.
It tastes better than stinky tofu.
Seeing that the eight-tailed demon fox was still on guard, Jing Zhou said: "No living thing in the world has the right to live. You are not prejudiced against monsters, he must be like this."
Jingzhou shook his head and said, "I didn't see anything, it was just the reflection of a person."
Immortal Zhou Yi muttered: "Anyway, this evil star has a low level of cultivation. Even if the eight-tailed fox practices for hundreds of years, he will still be his opponent."
After a long while, the man in white said quietly again: "They are here to get rid of demons."
Zhou Yixian hummed and said: "The gods just poop? They say that Qingyun Mountain is a resort for immortals, so where the immortals live, there are no toilets? The smell of the poop of these immortals is obviously worse than that of your old man."
"
The matter of the demon fox clan sneaking into Fenxiang Valley to steal the Xuanhuojian is a secret matter. It has been suppressed by Fenxiang Valley for a long time. It can be said that only a few people in the sky know about it.
.....
Jingzhou nodded. Although the old liar was reliable, he really didn't know much about what was going on.
Ten years, eight thousand years,
"It's not that shit smell, it's stronger than usual."
The thin-skinned Dahuan was speechless for a moment.
Jingzhou smiled and said, "It's not a big deal. Do you know the news about the six-tailed demon fox?"
I hope that when we say goodbye, we forget about each other.
Are the clothes a little thicker?
I think back then, I could tell if four or four was ten with just one glance.
Damn an old immortal walking on earth!
When it got dark, the group of people arrived at the town mentioned by Zhou Yixian.
Immortal Zhou Yi took two steps back and his eyes fell on an ancient well covered with green moss and very old. He hesitated and said: "How does that well look like the well in the rumors?"
Although I, an old man, have little experience and knowledge, I still know all the big and small things in the world.
No matter what the face of the evil star opposite him was, Zhou Yixian casually said: "According to your old man's opinion, it is haunted. Ghosts only choose living creatures, as long as they have no flesh and blood."
At that point, the old man's words stopped abruptly, as if he was recalling something.
People are hurt like floating catkins.
Seeing that Zhou Yixian was lost in thought, Dahuan asked: "Grandpa, does he know where the eight-tailed fox is?"
Jingzhou laughed and said: "That's the truth. The sky is small and the earth is small, so shit is big. As long as you haven't eaten grain yet, you have to go around and shit."
If I had a stomachache that I couldn't hold back, I would definitely spit and talk to my two previous lives about my old man's opinions.
I, the old man, shamelessly walked all the way to follow me, just for that shiver?
In the past, I looked coldly on monsters but I had a plan to deal with them. Today, there is no such evil star around me, so why should I be afraid of monsters?
The man in white landed on the ground, opened his mouth, and without any hesitation for a moment, he touched the object in his arms and put it up again. However, he did not do anything again, but quietly cast a spell to disperse the evil spirit lurking in the darkness.
monster.
Dasonggang, the moon is like frost,
Da Huan turned around and asked: "The rumored well?"
Jingzhou said "hmm".
The stench suddenly spread.
Suddenly remembering something, Qin Honggang said mysteriously: "Some time ago, you heard that there is a town in the west that is haunted. Every night, ghosts go to the town and plunder countless chickens and ducks, which makes the people in the town panic, and even people don't even know how to do it."
People suggested that we should put up notices and spend money to hire low-level people to exorcise ghosts."
After a moment, he broke the silence and said, "Are you talking about the foxes from Huqi Mountain?"
The wind blows through the woods, and the chill suddenly rises.
"What a powerful art of fox charm!" Zhou Xian exclaimed, thinking directly about Tianzun Youliang.
Dahuan stayed for a while and knew what to say.
"Do demons always do evil things and cause harm to the world?"
"It seems that what I ate today was wrong."
"for what?"
At that time, the fog in the forest became thicker, and the man's sad voice came from the depths:
Qin Hong was also willing to learn less about some secrets through the mouth of that first strange person.
"I'm scared to death, old man. If it weren't for my ancestor's secret skill to protect me, I wouldn't have been able to walk out safely today." Zhou Yixian patted his chest and let out a long breath.
"Why is that monster of his causing trouble for me? I have no ability to provoke this evil star, but I am going to find the eight-tailed fox." Seeing the sharp claws coming, Yi Xian took out a dozen yellow talismans from his sleeves and immediately tried to pull them. He ran away with the big ring, only to find that the man in white had flown halfway and turned towards Qin Hong to catch him.
The eight-tailed demon fox was silent, and after a moment he asked: "His cultivation level is already extremely low. Even if you practice hard for another thousand years, you may not be his opponent. Even if you are a little brother, I, I will help him. He What on earth are you here for?"
Fortunately, my old man is already past the prime of life.
"Hey, that sentence suits your old man's taste." After saying that, Zhou Xian, who had a stomachache and wanted to scold her, ran out of the trail, found a place with lush vegetation on the side of the road, and hung me first. The bamboo pole of "The Immortal Guides the Way" stood aside, while Qian took off his pants and squatted up.
I saw the bushes swaying heavily, a ray of moonlight falling from the sky, and from the depths of the darkness, a very charming man in white walked out.
Dahuan knocked on the edge of the well and said: "You see, that well is a lie. If your wish can really come true, these immortal cultivators can just come to that well to make a wish and become an immortal. But it saves you the painstaking efforts. You can live forever."
It was too late to speak, and as soon as Zhou Xian finished speaking, the man in white came forward and came behind Jing Zhou.
Da Huan tugged on Zhou Xian's sleeve and said loudly: "Grandpa, the monster is coming."