"Good evening, viewers, this is the Konoha Evening News Channel."
"I am the host..."
At this time, it was the climax of the celebration. Under the starry sky at night, fiery red lanterns were dotted among the buildings like stars, and the streets were filled with laughter and laughter.
There are also people who don't like the excitement so much and are still busy with trivial daily things at home.
On the TV that was turned on, the news was broadcast as always, adding a touch of popularity to this deserted home.
The slightly precocious girl did not go out to play with her friends, but chose to stay at home to accompany her mother.
After a busy table of dishes, only mother and daughter ate, which added to the feeling of desertedness.
"Let dad and the others eat first..."
Mother was busy, fetching the photos placed in the shrine, placing bowls and quickly adding wine.
"Everyone has gone home for dinner."
Both mother and daughter lowered their heads and clasped their hands in silence.
The broadcast on the TV is still going on, but I am not in the mood to listen.
"Inserting a temporary message, it is reported..." The host paused slightly while looking at the manuscript, with a hint of absurdity on his face, but driven by professionalism, he calmly continued reading.
"Under the leadership of His Highness Tsunade, the Fourth Hokage, Konoha's medical technology has made another breakthrough and successfully solved the problem of people being unable to resurrect after death."
The female host next to me opened her mouth wide enough to fit a big goose egg.
"At present, the relevant progress is going smoothly, and a group of resurrected people have returned to society and are working smoothly."
I can understand every word, but why can't I understand them when they are connected together?
Not only the host was confused, but the audience watching carefully in front of the TV were also confused.
What is this talking about?
"Thanks to the application of this achievement, in the Ninja World War that has ended, Konoha suffered zero casualties."
“Liar!!!”
I couldn't believe that all this was true, an old man on crutches shouted loudly in front of the TV.
"Then give me my son back!!!"
"I've already organized the funeral!!! You're doing this with me! You're lying to a child!"
This time, Konoha's public hero's funeral has not been held, so the uncle was anxious to hold it himself.
My poor son will stink if he doesn't do something about it.
Winter winter winter.
At this time, there was a knock on the door.
"Who!"
In the living room, the mother and daughter put down their hands and looked at each other in confusion.
Who will come at this time?
"Mom, let me go see who it is," the daughter said.
"Just get rid of the salesman, our family doesn't want it." Mother nodded.
"I know."
She approached Mao Mao without any intention of opening the door. Looking at the empty corridor in the apartment, the girl asked warily: "Who is it?"
"Hello, young lady, I'm here to sell you." The faceless man said in a low voice.
It seems that he is not a good person.
Alert look on girl's face.
The public security in Konoha is good, but various preventive propaganda has not been put down. The girls are not naive enough. There are good people everywhere in Konoha.
"Go away! Go to someone else's house! I don't need it at my house!"
"Hey!!! Wait!"
The man squatting at the door was anxious. This was different from the expected script.
He stood up abruptly and said hurriedly: "I'm not a salesman, I'm your father!" He came close to Mitsuru's eyes and showed his face. He was dressed in the formal attire that Shinobu followed, with a medal hanging on his chest.
One of them is called the Medal of Immortality.
It's actually a consolation prize for dying and coming back to life.
The girl had already left the cat's eye. After hearing this, she turned back and looked at the door with raised eyebrows.
Hey! You are doing this with me!
Is there any mistake?
Is it because I have a low IQ?
"Get out of here! Otherwise I'll call the police!"
"Really! I'm really your father!" The man jumped up and said, "You have a mole on your butt, on the left half, by the way! News! Watch the news!!! Please!"
Upon hearing this, the girl became anxious.
His face turned red and he covered his butt.
I'm not married yet, how did this bastard know!
Angrily, he took out the pink-shelled telephone bugs he had carefully raised, and said angrily: "Hey! Guards! I have a pervert here! Come on! Help!"
Help!
Damn girl, you are so brave!
Outside the door, Dad was confused and his mind was buzzing.
However, it's good that I can explain it now.
You said, what are you doing? Just go home normally and don't make any jokes.
The man slapped himself in the face in annoyance, very hard and loudly.
I just regret it very much.
On the other side, the uncle opened the door, looked at the muscular man in front of him, and wiped his eyes in disbelief.
"Dad, I'm back." The young man said with a smile.
I'm really back...
He's his own brat.
The uncle was convinced of this kind of thing, and immediately afterwards, Wuming became furious.
my money!!!
Several cents! All in vain!
The meal is all in vain!
The relatives were invited in vain!
I!!!
My breath was so heavy that it was stuck in my chest. Looking at the kid in front of me who kept giggling, I angrily raised my cane and pointed directly at the brat!
"Get out of here! I told you to come back!"
"Who the hell asked you to come back!"
"Die back!"
"Go lie down in the cemetery! I'm shameless!"
Why were you crying when you were scolding me?
The man who was being beaten kept hiding, his face full of grievances. I didn't even cry. Why are you crying?
I said, dear dad, shouldn't you be happy?
My father was extremely happy, his mouth was trembling, and his eyes were full of happiness like a child's lost and found.
It's good to be back!
It's good to be back!
He said harshly: "You brat, do you know how much money I spent on you if you die this time? Give me back!"
"Give it back to you! Give it back to you! I have money! Stop fighting! Dad!"
"I get annoyed when I see you! You look so dead! Get out of here! Don't let the neighbors see the joke!"
The same scene was played out in various places in Konoha.
Joys and sorrows, separation and reunion, mostly like this.
In the style of painting, some hugged each other and cried, and some hugged each other and cried. There is sadness in the warmth, which is normal.
Some are not that normal.
Each has its own abnormality.
Some are still on the road, their homes are not in Konoha City, but in other places or in the countryside.
Another example is the Third Generation.
Leaning against the courtyard and blocking the door, on one side is the youngest son Asuma, and on the other side is the eldest son Jubei.
"Jubei said that Bughime has already put you on the list of people to be resurrected." Lake Biwa said with a cold face: "What do you mean by just coming back now?" Looking at the young monkey face of the third generation, he was angry.
Don't risk it in one place.
This stinky girl Mei Ji is deliberately trying to cause trouble for me, right?
The same goes for that girl Tsunade, Miki does whatever she says, and she doesn't have any brains at all.
Is it appropriate to be so young?
Don't think too much about it.
So, it was just revenge, deliberately messing with someone so young.
"I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it for a while." Sandai said humbly, licking his face.
"I think you've had enough fun." Biwahu said: "Don't, the sisters outside are young, beautiful, and well-spoken. Keep playing, and don't come back."
"The children are still here." Sandai said with an embarrassed look on his face, "Save some face for me."
Jubei's face was expressionless. He was almost middle-aged and had matured a lot. He understood his father's difficulties, but understanding was understanding. If he didn't deal with it, he wouldn't deal with it. If the father and son didn't like it, it wouldn't happen in a day or two.
Asuma looked like her parents were dead.
Dad is alive, but the happy days are gone.
It’s back to the joyful study full of father’s love.
Biwako didn't say much, took out an antique-like washboard and placed it in front of Sandai.
"This is a method that Chong Ji recommended when she worked in the hospital before, but I have never used it."
What does it mean?
The third generation looked confused.
"Kneel down." Bipahu said: "I won't talk nonsense anymore. Show me your sincerity. Because of your relationship, I will have to shamelessly go to Chongji's house to apologize someday."
Lake Biwa is really angry.
It was the same as when I was angry at Mei Ji before. I lost my mind and lost my mind. I no longer recognized my relatives.
Looking at the washboard, the third generation boy's eyes narrowed.
If you kneel down, will you be useless?
You beautiful concubine, from that time on, you have never had any good intentions and have made plans early.
Good means! Good skills!
I...
Admit defeat!
A man is capable of bending and stretching.
"I kneel!" With a pop, Sandai knelt in front of Lake Biwa, with his head lowered and his teeth gritted.
I will remember this grudge.
Meiji, our father-in-law’s holiday is never over!
Only why come back now.
I did go to play while I had a lot of live money in hand.
Those who were resurrected this time were those who died in the service of Shinobi.
As the news spread, more and more people gradually learned about it.
Invisibly, Tsunade's momentum reached a terrifying level. It had been extremely strong under years of management. After the large-scale resurrection incident, the momentum at this time could no longer be described as terrifying.
Not to mention the original Konoha people, but also the various Konoha people who joined later, they also know clearly who to hang out with, so that their lives and lives can be guaranteed.
The crowd spontaneously began to deify Tsunade.
Overnight, people who got the news spontaneously erected a golden statue of Tsunade in the temple.
As for the person sitting here originally.
Ah, sorry, I moved away.
The next day, the threshold of social practice was almost trampled to pieces.
I didn't trample it to pieces yesterday because I was on holiday yesterday.
Everyone came to ask about the specific matters of resurrection, what are the requirements and conditions.
Everyone has someone deep down in their heart that they most want to resurrect.
"Auntie, don't be impatient, slow down."
When faced with questions, the staff of the social practice tell the truth.
"Currently there is only the Fourth Hokage..."
"Wait a minute, Hokage-sama." The aunt became unhappy and shouted, "Call Tsunade-sama!"
I don't want to argue, and I don't have to argue. There are rules in the place. Everyone who comes is the master, and you yourself are the grandson.
"Currently, there is only one person in Konoha, His Highness Tsunade Kamime, who has mastered this complex technology. You know, Your Highness is usually very busy and has to take time out to resurrect the dead. If there is no need, there is no need to resurrect the dead.
Return to the world again."
"Yes, yes, you can't keep Her Majesty Tsunade too busy." The aunt nodded repeatedly, fearing that Tsunade would get annoyed and quit. As an old Konoha person, she knew how willful the princess was and had a criminal record.
Is this the point?
This is it, this is it.
"So, everyone's first resurrection is free of charge. However, you must prepare the application materials and then queue up."
Just arrange it.
"I want to apply! My daughter! Died in the Second Ninja War!"
"Auntie, are you a Konoha ninja who was in service during your lifetime?"
"right!"
"No need to apply, just go home and wait." The staff said, "It's on the way."
The aunt left happily.
Immediately afterwards, a person behind him followed and asked hurriedly: "That one, died in the Second Ninja World War, and was born in Kumogakure."
"Just go home and wait, there's no need to apply."
"Okay, okay!" The strong old man clapped his legs excitedly.
"Let's go! After asking, it's my turn!"
The person behind said anxiously. After taking over the position, he asked anxiously: "I am born in Konoha and die of natural causes. Is it okay for someone who is not a ninja?"
"Did he die of illness?" She Fengxing asked curiously.
With Konoha's medical capabilities, death itself is a strange thing.
"No..." the man said, "It was an accident. It was too late when we sent it."
"Of course." The social worker raised his voice so that the people behind him could hear: "Listen up, everyone. All citizens of Konoha can apply for the resurrection of their deceased relatives free of charge."
"However, it is free for everyone only for the first time."
"Her Highness Tsunade is very busy. She also has to take care of the lives of a large number of living people like us, so she doesn't have much time."
"From now on, any application for resurrection will require you to pay one-tenth of your personal property. That is, if you have ten yuan, you will be given one yuan, and if you have ten thousand yuan, you will be given one thousand yuan as a handling fee!"
Subtext, don't save money, spend it like crazy if you have money.
Otherwise, you will be at a loss.
"So, if no one needs a person, he will not be resurrected. It would be too pitiful for a lonely person to return to the world, so it is better to stay down there freely."
Hearing this, everyone laughed.
That's true, but if you want to live down there, you can apply yourself.
Don't be needed if you don't want to be needed. It's not impossible for me to live a cool life by myself.
So, do you want to be resurrected?
us.
A vote of dead people was trapped in a tangle.
After treatment, the soul has not left the ground, the virus has been closed, and the smart IQ has taken over the high ground again.
The ninjas who regained their sanity began to think with their real brains again.
For example, Chiyo.
She was resurrected, but she still thought she was dead.
Meiji restricted their physical freedom and sealed them inside the Nydus Worm.
Looking back, I can still remember what I did. I was really embarrassed to see my fellow villagers.
"If you want to live, just apply. It's all my fault."
Looking at his family, Chiyo explained, with a warm color on his face, no longer a cold expressionless face.
"You are not doing it for our own good." His younger brother Ebizo had different opinions.
"Yes, Mom, everyone knows that." The couple agreed, they thought so too.
But the fact is that Sunagakure destroyed the whole group by himself.
Even without Konoha, the end would not be much better. It is still too dangerous to turn people into puppets. It might lead to the extinction of the entire ninja world. If there were no Konoha, I would not dare to think about the consequences. If I die, how will I face the village?
It was handed over to the second generation, Chikamatsu, and her husband.
"Xiao, tell me what you think, silly boy." The mother slapped Xiao on the back of the head.
Scorpio, who was silent and silent, raised his head.
Mom has become normal, but she is emo.
Scorpion thought he was dead.
He has indeed died, more than once.
When the puppets went berserk, Minato and his group were running fast, but he couldn't beat them. Damn it.
And before, it was pinched by Chong Ji once.
Now, all the memories are back.
It's very depressing.
It fell into the hands of Chong Ji again.
Judging from the posture, I can't use myself, I'm locked up.
You really know how to cut corners and kill donkeys. As expected of you, idol.
Thank you for your thoughtfulness in keeping me and my family together.
It's very annoying.
The main reason is that my mother is too clingy and can't bear it.
"How can I watch, the Third Hokage I assassinated has been turned into a human puppet, how can I watch it, sit down and watch it, lie down and watch it, whatever I want," Xie said dullly.
Indeed, it is a bit difficult to handle.
The family looked sad.
Anyway, there are two people in the family who are not suitable for publicity and suitable for taking the blame.
But my mother doesn’t understand.
"Aren't you from Chongji? You still gave our family to..."
"Stop talking." Chiyo stopped and said, "The third generation was killed by this kid Scorpion. This happens to everyone."
Can this be said? No.
Our family can't beat her.
Chiyo frowned and then relaxed.
Then join, it just so happens that Scorpion has a path that cannot be cut off.
I really figured out how to do it myself.
Looking at grandma's expression, Xie nodded sadly.