Chapter 62 Delayed update of leave request note: small diary
Well, I'm going to ask for leave as usual. I've been busy all day today, so I can type at night. Well, I won't stop updating.
Then there is our little diary for today.
I find it very interesting, so I share it with you.
The following is purely a record.
It all started a few days ago when I saw a job announcement from a local bank.
As everyone knows, coding is a dead end.
Therefore, a public institution that provides food, accommodation, and five social insurances and one housing fund is my dream employer. For this reason, I have already taken the highway test twice.
Of course, the point is not this, the point is that there is no registration fee!!!
So I decisively signed up.
Then I went to Changsha to take the exam the day before yesterday...
Well, I finally found out that I was hasty because the travel expenses were much higher than the registration fee.
Because I was answering questions on a computer, the results were given on the spot. After I finished the exam, I clicked the mouse -
Mudd, fifty-six points!
Sure enough, there is a price to pay for taking the exam naked.
But the most bizarre thing happened. I just got home in the evening and was worrying about the travel expenses, and I actually received an interview notice!
Blanched! They are all noobs, and they got me into the interview even with a score of fifty-six.
Then today I got up early and took out the suits that had been stored in the box for two years. Fortunately, I managed my figure well and the clothes were barely wearable. It was just that the buttons of the jacket could not be buttoned and the shirt was a little tight.
But if the tie is blocked, it doesn't matter.
At seven o'clock, I braved the cold wind and rode my electric donkey to the bank for an interview.
After going through a series of procedures, I sat in the same room with many candidates at half past eight.
In this situation, it would be a bit awkward not to speak.
So what is the quickest way to break the ice? It’s test scores!
then--
"Well, what's your score?" I asked the seat next to me reservedly.
"Sixty-five, I'm probably at my lowest this time." His tone was a little low.
MMP!
Next!
"A little taller than him, only seventy-two."
talent?!!
MMP!
Continue to the next one.
After asking around, the lowest score turned out to be fifty-nine points.
Gan! The clown turns out to be myself!
My mood at that time was like this: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Then comes the most fancy thing - the interview lottery!
A total of 22 men and women are recruited this time, with a recruitment ratio of 1.5, and 34 people are interviewed.
I thought I was here to take the exam with you. It would be best to draw the first one and go back early. I still have to code for my lovely book friends.
result--
I fumbled around in the lottery box and finally selected a cutie. After opening it——
Thirty-three!
second last?!!
What the hell!!!
Should I give up the exam?
I am at war with heaven and man.
But the words of the big brother who invigilated the exam made me give up this decision. He said lunch would be included!!
Pack rice!!
So for this meal, I sat in the waiting room for seven hours, from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., eating one meal and drinking five cups of tea.
Finally it was my turn for the interview.
Good guy, I just wanted to go in and say a few words, but a row of leaders were staring at me, and there were even two people standing next to me who were keeping time.
I have never seen such a scene before. My mind went blank and I can’t remember anything.
When I was doing my graduation defense, I just had an intimate exchange of academic questions with my teacher, and the teacher was so generous and gave me a passing grade.
Fortunately, I managed to get past the first question.
The second question is, it asks me what should I do if I find that my colleague is operating in violation of regulations?
I answered the question and reported it to the leader without even thinking about it.
I found out that my colleague violated the rules, why should I protect him? I am an honest person.
Then my head immediately went blank, and a voice suddenly echoed in my mind - I actually betrayed my colleagues, I am a traitor, I became a lackey of the capitalists!!
Ahhhh!!!
But the words have already been spoken, what can I do?
It was a big question, and I answered it in six words: I will report it to the leader!
Well, plus one sentence to answer the question, there are ten words in total.
Then for the third question, I answered two sentences casually, and it took no more than two minutes in total.
I'm done thinking about it.
This time it's really over.
After wasting three days, hundreds of dollars in travel expenses, and a whole day of waiting, I actually shivered for just two minutes.
Blanch!
The only good thing is that I bought a lunch from the bank cafeteria for nothing. It tasted good, but the meat was a bit missing.
Anyway, to round it all off, I can be considered a person who has eaten public food.
that's all.
I started coding, and I went to the street to ask for help!
Stable will be restored at tomorrow's update time.
