Balon has been contained in Muroluo's small box for so many years, and his claustrophobia is already at an advanced stage. Now he can finally come out for air. Who wants to be contained?
"Cai Gen, you have no right to pretend to be me. You have an agreement with my mother."
"Bullshit agreement? You, a stinky lizard, have the right to do anything. You are just a proton."
Although what Xiao Tmall said is the truth, it is a bit too true and does not fit with Cai Gen's usual style.
"Ugly hairless cat, are you tired of living a crooked life?"
Cai Gen can't die, others can die casually, how about you poisonous resistance?"
As soon as Balon asked the question, he disappeared from Cai Gen's eyes. When he reappeared, he had already flown behind Xiao Tianmao.
Fortunately, Xiao Tmall didn't give it in vain. It used its faster speed to hide behind Cai Gen and hugged Cai Gen's thigh.
"My poison resistance is the same as my master's. Come on, bite me?"
Baron was very surprised by the agility of the Howling Tmall. What was even more surprising was the cat's mean tongue and ability to assess the situation.
Knowing that he couldn't touch Cai Gen, he hugged Cai Gen's lap, which was very clever.
"Smelly cat, if you have the guts, you can keep hugging Cai Gen's leg. Sooner or later, you will be alone. When the time comes, I will make you melt into a pool of blood, stinky blood."
Cai Gen was very uncomfortable being hugged by Xiao Tmall. This guy must be really afraid of the opponent's attack, so he was very nervous and pulled on Cai Gen's pants. However, this guy was still very heavy, and his pants were about to be pulled down by him.
Lost.
"Xiaotian, please relax, it won't happen.
Baron, control your emotions, otherwise I will send it back to you, I won’t need you as collateral, and I will ask your mother to change it.”
Balon was very torn. He wanted Cai Gen to send him back to his mother, but he was also afraid that his mother would be angry and hit him with the teapot.
"I don't care, you have no right to pretend to be me anyway, my mother said, I have to ensure that you survive, otherwise my mother will not want me.
Looking at you like this, if Gaba dies, how unjust would I be?"
Well, although having an extra bodyguard is a good thing, this bodyguard is just as mean-mouthed as Xiao Tmall and has a strong tendency to catch up with Na Qi.
It's just that it's a little hard to explain that I carry Balon with me. I'm not a dragon mother. Besides, being a dragon mother is more likely to lead to death, which is also unlucky.
"This is the human world, do you understand?
It's very inconvenient for me to look like this.
If I'm caught, subjected to genetic experiments, or forced to clone and reproduce, I won't be able to explain it to the spirit child mother."
Balon understood Cai Gen's concerns and turned into a puddle of green water and rushed towards Cai Gen.
"I am very malleable and can be turned into patterns and imprinted on your body."
Isn’t that just flower work?
The shaman Dana imprints the blessings of his ancestors on his body, which is regarded as the incarnation of honor.
If you imprint the son of the spirit mother on your body as collateral, what does that count?
Before Cai Gen could refuse, Golden Light Mickey came out and blocked the green water incarnated by Baron.
"Boss Cai, we meet again.
Look, I'll accept it, this monster is so poisonous."
After being contaminated with green water, Golden Light Mickey first turned green all over his body, and then turned into golden light and returned to Cai Gen's body.
Let me go, is it so powerful?
Xiao Nian Shenjun was killed instantly?
Wouldn't it be very dangerous if it happened to me?
Lv Shui was very stubborn and wanted to pounce on Cai Gen again, but was stopped in time.
"Baron, don't mark me, don't touch me, become something normal."
The green water fell to the ground. After adjusting it several times, it turned into a big green parrot.
Well, it is indeed very malleable. Is this a macaw?
I saw it on the People and Nature program Cai Gen. It is not a rare breed, and it is indeed much more low-key in its original appearance.
But considering the current geographical location, in the winter in the Northeast, the appearance of a macaw in the tropical rain forest is also very conspicuous, right?
Seeing that Cai Gen was a little dissatisfied, Balon became a little impatient.
"What else do you want from me?"
how?
It won't work if you have it printed on your body, and it won't work if you carry a parrot with you. If you add a hook on your hand, it will look like Pirates of the Caribbean.
Cai Gen thinks that the safest thing is to pretend.
"Baron, are you cold?"
"Why isn't it cold? I'm going to freeze to death in this icy and snowy place."
Well, just be cold, Cai Gen found the reason.
"Then I'll pack you up first and take you out when I get home. You'll be warm by then."
All said and done, Cai Gen tried his best to let Balong enter the monk's life, and then he felt relieved.
Zhen Shuiyin never spoke, but from just now, she stayed far away from Balon, as if she was avoiding smelly dog shit and didn't want to get involved at all.
"Brother Cai, this product uses poison. You sell lunch boxes. Food safety is a big issue."
After being reminded by Zhen Shuiyin, Cai Gen became serious.
So, is there any economic value?
Cai Gen suddenly thought of a hugely profitable industry to make a fortune. Flour is not expensive, but the risk is a bit high. Forget it, it is not a good deed, and it is a crime of being shot, which is the same as several shuttlecocks.
"There's nothing I can do. It's useless. You can't send it back to the spirit child mother, right?
Besides, they don’t want to take it back if I send it back, so it’s up to me.
Find Munn quickly and you can get rid of this guy."
Before Cai Gen could finish his words, the Yimu Seng on Xiao Tianmao's neck turned green, and Baron's voice came out of Yimu Monk's mouth.
"Cai Gen, don't forget to call me when you see my sister-in-law. I'll kill her for you, and then I can go home to find my mother."
Can this guy control a monk?
Cai Gen was a little surprised and hoped someone could give him an explanation.
"This stuff is indeed quite poisonous. There are many types. It's a toxin that targets the nerves. It's similar to Cordyceps sinensis. The one-eyed monk has become his puppet."
Xiao Tianmao looked at the monk whose neck turned green with disgust at this time. For the first time, he no longer wanted to be a warehouse keeper.
After explaining to Cai Gen, he looked at Cai Gen for help and wanted to resign.
Cai Gen directly vetoed Xiao Tmall's resignation request, eliminating his concerns at the root.
"Baron, when I meet Munn, I will definitely tell you that you should let Monk go first. From now on, you can't poison anything without my permission. Otherwise, I will send you back and ask your mother to deal with you."
This threat was indeed effective. The monk instantly returned to his normal color and began to ask Xiao Tmall for help. It was too insecure to put such a poisonous person in his eyes.
Xiao Tianmao followed Cai Gen's example and vetoed Yimou Monk's request. There was nothing he could do.
After a series of performances of Balon, Cai Gen felt that this thing was not useless.
Whether he kills a mouse or controls an eye-catching monk, it is clear that Buddha is truly worthy of the title of war machine, and this Baron seems to have a wider application field than Red Thunder.
On the battlefield where the two armies are facing each other, this guy transforms into an assassin and poisons him. Who can prevent him?
Or use a large-scale poisoning, which is a biochemical weapon.
It's a pity that he can't use it. Cai Gen feels really regretful.