The Jade Emperor was sleeping, and he didn't know whether it was because he dreamed of Chang'e's dance, or caused Taishang Laojun to bleed profusely, with a faint smile on his lips.
The alarm sounded suddenly, accompanied by a flash of red light.
Although it indicates that bad things are happening, it also brings rare vitality to this depressed heaven.
When the Jade Emperor heard the alarm, he first felt the noise in his memories. He felt so nostalgic. He really wanted to listen to it for a while, which proved that although the heaven was having a hard time, it was still strong and running.
However, the alarm only rang for three and a half times, as if the battery was out of power, it changed its tone, started to go out of tune, and then stopped suddenly and became silent.
With a long sigh, the Jade Emperor opened his eyes, waiting for the unknown report.
As a result, looking down, Lai Lai Baba and the others still had their eyes closed, as if they were also enjoying the long-lost life, and they all looked intoxicated.
Seeing this scene, the Jade Emperor was even more sad. Although there is hope for God Xiao Nian to become a god in the flesh, it will take a long time to make a big change. It takes more than a day to freeze three feet. Now, now
The situation has already cooled down.
Finally, he couldn't help it and coughed, interrupting his subordinate's intoxication.
"Well, where is Brother Jun?
Where is Brother Jun? Clairvoyant?"
The clairvoyant himself didn't know when he became the only choice for making excuses. He also didn't know whether he was promoted or reused, and he felt extremely uneasy.
"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun went into a private warehouse and organized a universal celebration. He never came out again. He either fell asleep or fainted from crying. I'm not sure."
is it necessary?
Auspicious snow heralds a good harvest, how much loss can there be?
Is Brother Jun a little stingy?
The Jade Emperor complained in his heart and it was not suitable to speak out.
"What is this alarm about?"
The clairvoyant looked around and lowered his voice.
"Reporting back to the Jade Emperor, it should be that the criminal who was named in the original name has shown his face in the human world and triggered the alarm system of heaven's punishment."
Sinful people?
The Jade Emperor immediately became upset. His position in the human world was exposed, and aliens would invade at any time. In this precarious stall, the original sinners also came out to cause trouble. It was really a leaky house and it rained all night, and his farts hit his heels.
"Since you know you are a criminal, why do you still hesitate?
Whatever needs to be done, we must crack down hard, and quickly enter the process of natural punishment.
Let those sinners see the majesty of our heaven.
Thunder means must be given to show the power of God."
The clairvoyant lowered his voice and said that he was just worried about this matter.
The leader is very forgetful. Do you want to remind yourself?
Will I get my fortune wheel filled if I say the wrong thing?
If I leave, who will give the boss advice in the future?
After a lot of inner confusion, the clairvoyant could not escape after all.
"Jade Emperor, Lei Bu, who presides over the Heavenly Punishment System, has already"
"Have you run out of smoke?"
The clairvoyant is always observing the Jade Emperor's expression, which is relatively normal at the moment.
"Yes, it's gone.
Wen Zhong, the chief god of the Lei tribe, and the twenty-four members who urge the clouds to help rain and protect the Dharma, Deng Tianjun, Xin Tianjun, and Zhang Tianjun
smoke them all
Oops, please calm down the Jade Emperor."
The Jade Emperor's big feet, size 4 or 5, are once again imprinted on the face of the clairvoyant. How come he can't even get rid of his hatred even if he steps on them?
Do I need you to tell me in such detail?
I don’t know anyone?
Show off that you know how to name people?
Do you have to say it to hurt my heart?
"I don't care, God must punish me.
Let heaven and earth know, let those sinners know, let the west know.
My heaven is still holding on, still running normally, and still"
"Jade Emperor, I remembered that there is another servant in the Lei Department who was not whipped out. He seems to be named Gungun. He should be able to preside over the punishment from heaven."
The Jade Emperor withdrew his foot and complained angrily.
"Then if you didn't tell me earlier, hurry up and make arrangements."
The clairvoyant stood up and walked a few steps, avoiding a seemingly safe distance.
"But where does the consumption of Heaven's Punishment come from?"
The Jade Emperor looked at the direction of his treasure pavilion and shook his head helplessly. He couldn't bear it, he really couldn't bear it.
I think back then, this system of divine punishment was established in order to show off the majesty of God, consolidate its dominance, and prove that it is the only legitimate ruling unit.
Everyone who violates the will of Heaven is defined as a sinner and will be punished, which is regarded as a continuation of Heaven's will.
However, the human world has its own punishment system to maintain balance, and does not recognize the heavenly punishment system established by heaven. Therefore, heavenly punishment does not receive any help from the rules of heaven in the human world, and additional consumption is required to maintain heavenly punishment.
It's like Heaven thinks that Xi Beast is a pest and needs to be eliminated, but the rules of heaven in the human world don't think so. Therefore, if you want to punish Xi Beast, you need to consume Heaven's resources to maintain Xiao Nian Shenjun, and then follow Xi Beast to life and death.
Fight with each other.
This also involves the choice between stance and interests. Good and evil are all relative. Heaven has the right to define, so it needs to pay a corresponding price.
As for the rules of heaven in the human world, good and evil are absolute, and there is another judgment system that cannot be influenced by heaven.
This is the situation at hand. The definition of sinners is set by the Heavenly Court. The rules of heaven in the human world do not think so. Therefore, if you want to punish the sinners, you have to send people from the Heavenly Court to pay for it and try to win face.
Speaking of fundamentals, in the human world, his ability to rule is still not comparable to that of the Nine-Nine Human Emperors. This is also the eternal pain in the Jade Emperor's heart.
I don’t want to bleed heavily, but I also want to save face, so how should I solve this problem?
The Jade Emperor reached for his pocket, but it was empty.
"Clairvoyant, go and express condolences to Brother Jun for me, I'm really worried.
By the way, take Gungun with you and see if there is anything you can use."
How could the clairvoyant not understand, he quickly took Gungun to Taishang Laojun's private warehouse.
He didn't dare to go in, so he explained his purpose at the door and conveyed the Jade Emperor's determination and obsession to maintain the system of heavenly punishment.
Taishang Laojun really wants to faint and get through, but when it comes to face issues, it can be big or small.
The Jade Emperor's face is the face of Heaven. It is also the authority established with so many years of hard work. It is the cornerstone of the balance of all systems, although it is not very balanced now.
After struggling in the warehouse for a long time, he finally walked out with a bloody ox tail and threw it to Gungun.
"Sparse your use. Thirty or fifty thunderbolts are still no problem. It's all about what you mean. If you don't care about face, that's it."
Gungun took the oxtail and began to preside over the most miserable punishment in history.
The purpose is not to eliminate the guilty people, but to prove that heaven's punishment still exists and that the authority of heaven is inviolable. In other words, it proves that heaven is not corrupt yet.
Taishang Laojun returned to his private warehouse, hugged the bloody green cow and cried bitterly, praying that the Jade Emperor could understand that his family's wealth was not much.