In the past, in the Lei Department, there were all top-notch people, with an average of seven or eight smart people, so he was outclassed. But after so many years of exposure, it is difficult to learn well, but very easy to learn bad.
Feeling Huang Ping's kindness, he quickly walked down the steps.
After he stopped, he put on a confident look.
"Brother Huang is really thoughtful, everything is under my control."
After loading the calf, Gungun felt the cow's tail in his pocket and found that it was already one-third shorter. He was indeed careless just now.
At the beginning, I regretted it, but Master Long's social ban rang out again. Maybe he was very dissatisfied when he saw the lightning stopped, so he had the confidence to make fun of him.
"God's punishment is that the road is hard for a young man, so he must learn to wave the flower hand.
God's punishment, boy, don't lie down, the aunts in the village will laugh at you.
Put on your socks first and then your shoes. Be a grandson first and then a father.
On a street in the south of the city and in the north, I want to find out who the master is.
Your brother Long is as fierce as a wolf, beating his chest with passion.
Classic Quote: I should bear on my shoulders to resist, so don’t be arrogant in front of me.”
Gungun listened to Master Long's sarcasm, but he couldn't keep up with his words. He wanted to strike him with lightning, but he couldn't bear to do it. It was so uncomfortable to hold it in.
Everyone was holding back their laughter, but Cai Gen burst into laughter. He really wanted to take out his cell phone and give Mr. Long a reward of 200 yuan. This trick was definitely memorized on purpose.
According to Mr. Long's level of literacy, it was really difficult for him to memorize so many words at once. But how could he have the foresight to know that this trick could come in handy?
Hearing Cai Gen's laughter, Gungun felt even more uncomfortable. After glaring at Cai Gen, he started to ask Huang Ping.
"Brother Huang, what do these shrimp soldiers and crab generals do?
Please help me maintain order, the heavenly court is doing business, and everyone is waiting to disperse."
When Huang Ping heard Gungun say this, he suddenly started sweating on his forehead.
This Gungun really has no eyesight. Except for those who don't know everyone present, no one he knows can afford to offend him.
If I really need to get my hair done, Gungun, let alone God's punishment, has no choice but to decide whether I can go back.
"Brother Gungun, please be patient. Yellow-mouthed kid, what's the matter with a few words?
How about we just treat him as farting and pretend not to hear it?
The overall situation is more important."
This Cha Da's performance was not good at all, and Gun Gun's expression was even more ugly.
Is it okay to pretend not to hear?
It was me who was scolding, not you. You all heard it. Is it useful for me to pretend not to hear?
But the word "overall situation is the most important" once again reminded Gungun that he was not here for a quarrel, he had more important tasks.
If you figure out the matter of heavenly punishment today, you will be able to reach the pinnacle of your life in the future.
Just as he explained himself, a discordant voice sounded next to Cai Gen.
"Little waste, why are people pointing their fingers at you and scolding you?
Are you just pretending not to hear me?
Do you have the blood of Tianlong?"
Although it was said very rudely, and the title "Little Waste" is somewhat familiar, I just couldn't remember for a moment how familiar it was.
Tianlong's bloodline is indeed very advanced. Is this a compliment? Or is my bloodline finally revealed and someone discovered it?
No, my mother never said that her family has the blood of Tianlong.
This bloodline issue attracted Gungun's attention, and he looked at the Xiaoling cat next to Cai Gen.
"Beast, how did you know that I have the blood of Tianlong?
What evidence is there? Don’t blame others and promote superstition.”
Such a serious question suddenly attracted everyone's attention, and they all looked at Xiao Tianmao. Everyone thought he had discovered something special about Gungun Bloodline.
"What evidence do you need for this?
I was born deaf and mute, and I don’t even retaliate when I’m scolded, and I don’t even care about my face. Do I still need evidence?”
It turns out that this person is deaf.
Everyone was impressed by Xiao Tmall's mean talk, and even more so by his heartlessness. How could he still be so careless?
Gungun finally understood Xiao Tmall's teasing, and the anger he had suppressed just now emerged again. Didn't you read the almanac when you went out today?
How come you dare to scold yourself when you meet a cat or a dog?
Why am I not doing as well as before?
In the past, when cleaning toilets, as long as you were humble, you could still receive tips.
what is it today?
Seeing that Gungun was about to go crazy, he ignored it and killed this bitch cat first.
Huang Ping watched anxiously from the side, and quickly stopped him before Gungun made a move.
"He is a barking dog.
Brother Gungun, he is a roaring dog."
Roaring dog?
All the anger was replaced by surprise, followed by incomparable disgust, and finally, deep fear rested on his face.
That stinky dog, how many years of performance was deducted from him because he defecated everywhere?
How many times has that stinky dog blessed me so much that I dare not wear trousers?
When I mentioned that stinky dog, countless grievances and endless shame echoed in my mind like a movie.
Finally, at the moment when the movie ended, Gungun woke up with a start.
Although Roaring Sky Dog is not a human, it is a real dog, the dog of Erlang God Yang Jian.
The Jade Emperor's nephew's dog is considered a real relative, right?
He knows how much he weighs, and he can only preside over a heavenly punishment. But if there are others in the Lei Department who are gasping for air, it will not be his turn.
After thinking about this aspect, Gungun worked hard to put on a flattering smile.
"Ah, Brother Tian, we are so destined to meet you thousands of miles away.
I said you just called me a little loser, which made me feel so kind.
It’s been years since anyone scolded me like this, and it really brought back a lot of good memories for me.
To put it this way, you, the old man, have not blessed me for many years, and I really miss you.
It's just inconvenient now, otherwise I will definitely go down and ask you to give me a good blessing. I've been memorizing words lately, and I'm really not used to it without your blessing."
Cai Gen looked at Gungun who was nodding and hunched over him. This was the first time for him to show his true face, right?
I can't help but feel that my teeth are a little sore, and I really want to sigh.
But who is better than whom?
Are you sighing at the wool?
Whose turn is it to rush to the Kenjie? No matter how hard the neck is, it has to be smashed into pieces. How hairy is it high up?
Xiao Tianmao finally showed a smile of victory. His reputation among the top still had a certain deterrent effect, whether it was a bad reputation or not.
"Okay, little loser.
I just like your look. I've been looking at you for a long time just now. This little brat asked you to pretend. Have you forgotten that you are a little loser?
You don’t need to come down, do you understand what to do next?”
Gungun continued to bend his waist, at a 90-degree angle, but due to the position, he couldn't look up at the Xiaoling Tmall, so this position was very difficult to achieve. Half squatting and half kneeling, he looked up at a small angle in the sky.
Although the posture is not good-looking, the posture is definitely in place and everyone can see it.
"I listen to Brother Tian, and I will do whatever you want me to do.
Even if you ask me to kill Guan Huilan, I will dare to do it despite the law of heaven."