After Kang Xiaosheng served Yang San and put on his hat, he looked up and down, left and right for a long time, and always felt that something was wrong.
Finally, he discovered the problem.
"Erlang, wearing a hat with your bare buttocks looks a bit like a pervert."
Zhang Xiaoli pulled Kang Xiaosheng away and started to put clothes on Yang San.
"Why are you so anxious about wearing a hat?
There seems to be something wrong with you, do you seem to be active?"
Yao Xiaozhen and Li Xiaohao squatted down and began to put on Yang San's socks and shoes, and they were very skillful.
Yes, they really smuggled a complete set of socks, even the underwear.
It seems that every morning, the six Meishan brothers have to go through this set of procedures to serve Yang Jian in dressing and hating.
Cai Gen and the others watched silently and couldn't help but sigh in their hearts.
He is worthy of being a young man from a wealthy family. He needs six people to serve him just to put on simple clothes. You can't believe this style unless you see it with your own eyes.
Look at this outfit smuggled from heaven, it's full of high-end feeling.
As expected, a man relies on his clothes and a horse relies on his saddle.
With the wretched and despicable Yang San, they are as different as heaven and earth.
Guo Xiaoshen saw that Yang San had brought his equipment and took out a three-pointed two-edged gun from his pants.
This weapon was more than three meters long and as thick as an arm. Cai Gen's jaw dropped when he saw it.
These guys are really all magicians. I will definitely ask Xiao Sun when I find the time. What is the secret to hiding everything in their pants?
Yang San took the three-pointed two-edged gun and played with it for a while, looking for a familiar feeling.
I always felt that there was something missing, so I looked at Nao Xiaojian.
Nao Xiaojian was also smart and quickly handed over a dark rope whose material could not be seen clearly, with a bell on it.
Huh?
What magic weapon is this?
Cai Gen watched TV series before, but didn't notice that Yang Jian had this equipment.
"Xiao Sun, what is that rope for?
Binding fairy rope?"
Xiao Sun shook his head.
"Third uncle, the fairy binding rope is white, not this one.
Could it be Wonder Woman’s clue to the truth?”
Cai Gen rolled his eyes, and Xiao Sun also read many miscellaneous books.
"The cord of mantra is golden, and not this one.
I've been tricked before, and I really can't tell lies.
It took me self-hypnosis to get over that level.
Now that I think about it, it’s really exciting.
I miss that feeling of being bound and helpless."
After Puo showed up and gave his own explanation, everyone started grinning.
This old and crooked man, what a bondage, what a restraint, I miss him so much.
"Is it his waistband?
I’m not familiar with it before, so I haven’t opened it up and looked at it.”
Teddy Bear also offered suggestions and helped Cai Gen speculate.
This group of people were talking nonsense here, but Yang San grabbed the black rope and whistled in the direction of Xiao Tmall.
A bold idea came to Cai Gen's mind.
“Damn it, it’s not a dog leash, is it?
Xiaotian, didn’t you say brothers?
You treat him as a brother, but he treats you as a pet?
No matter what I say, I can't tie you up.
It’s not too harmful, it’s just too insulting.”
Xiao Tianmao wiped away the embarrassment in his heart, and his face was filled with uprightness.
"Master, are you thinking too much?
We are all people with status, we can't be as mean-spirited as you think.
What kind of dog leash is not a dog leash?
Why do you say it so harshly?
That's called civilized ethics.
Wearing that rope proves that we are all good gods who respect civilization and uphold public ethics, and are not villagers or barbaric roughnecks.
We also have to abide by the rules in heaven."
Although he spoke righteous words, Xiao Timao's small steps expressed his ten thousand reluctances.
Finally, under Yang San's urging whistle, he walked over.
Yang San amiably knelt down, hung the black rope around Xiao Tmall's neck with his own hands, and patted his head.
"Brother, without you holding my hand, I feel unsure.
You turned into a cat, you are so cute, you have nothing wrong with it except being ugly.
It's okay now, we finally got it together again.
Damn it, you dare to mess with our brothers, you are crazy.
My uncle is the Jade Emperor.
My eldest aunt is the Queen Mother.
My nephew is agarwood.
I also have seven beautiful cousins.
Who dares to mess with us? Yeah!
Yes, that’s what I said at the beginning, that’s how confident I am!”
The other six people followed the rhythm, stepped on the last spot, and said "yeah" at the same time as Yang San.
Only Xiao Tmall was slow for half a beat before finally saying that voice.
Yang San was very dissatisfied and pulled the rope in his hand with concern.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?
The shouting is not uniform and there is no momentum?
In the past, didn’t we always shout like this every time we went out to bully others?
Are you already unfamiliar?
Don't let people underestimate us, come on, let's do it again.
I started, I will definitely get it together this time.
one two three.
Damn it, you dare to mess with our brothers, you are crazy.
My uncle is the Jade Emperor.
My eldest aunt is the Queen Mother.
My nephew is agarwood.
I also have seven beautiful cousins.
Who dares to mess with us? Yeah!"
This time, even though Xiao Tianmao was reluctant, he still shouted out.
Seven people and one dog, the slogan is unified and the image is even more distinct.
The rich man's son, with the image of a ferocious servant and a vicious dog, has stood up and is extremely strong.
Before Cai Gen could laugh out loud, Xiao Sun laughed first.
"Yes, that's what it tastes like.
All that's left is to go to Hengxing Township and bless Ah Xiong and the others."
But the teddy bear couldn't laugh anymore. The scene in front of him brought back infinite unhappy memories.
He pulled Cai Gen's leg and whispered a warning.
"Boss Cai, you have to be careful with this guy, he's even worse than Yang San.
Compared with him, Yang San is at least a little more temperamental.
I really regret why I didn't kill Yang San just now.
It's too late now, you have to protect me."
I felt the trembling on the teddy bear, and it looked like he was really scared.
Cai Gen feels that most people who are awesome and have a little personality, and are arrogant and domineering are normal, but don’t they all have bad tempers?
The key point should be to set the rules well and have nothing to worry about.
Yang San finally found the feeling he had at the beginning. He held the Howling Tmall in one hand and the three-pointed two-edged spear in the other hand. He leaned against the captain general and looked sideways at the dumbfounded Zeus in the sky.
"What's going on with Lao Bideng?
Without a physical body, the soul is so powerful.
Were you not afraid of being Daluo Jinxian before?"
Xiao Tmall feels that Yang San is a bit of a meddle.
"Erlang, we are not from the same world, and our power system is also different.
Don’t be careless, a god-king cannot be underestimated.”
Yang San spat on the ground in a very uncivilized manner.
"Grandma, who in the world doesn't listen to my uncle?
My mother is my uncle, how dare you not give me face?"
Holding a three-pointed, two-edged spear, one pointed at the almighty God King Zeus.
"Catch! Laobideng, why are you standing so high?
Come down quickly and kneel down to beg for mercy and hand over your treasures, wives, children, and children."
Zeus was dumbfounded. Is this a calamity?
I was so angry that I couldn't even speak.
"I am Zhenjun Erlang of Guanjiangkou, the close nephew of the Jade Emperor.
God has the virtue of a good life, so you can die with peace of mind.
From now on, I will help you spend your money, and I will help you take care of your wife and children."
Zeus finally reacted, and his monstrous anger turned into lightning that filled the sky and struck Yang San.