Looking at the fallen friend next to him, Cai Gen was puzzled.
"Why do you have such a big reaction?
Isn’t this the Durian Man?
Didn’t you see this cartoon when you were kids?”
All the friends who fell down, even Arasa, started shaking their heads.
I don’t know what kind of childhood Cai Gen experienced.
Cai Gen scratched his bald head and began to doubt himself.
Did I remember it wrong?
"No way, have you really never seen it?
There is a child who has loved eating durian since he was a child.
Then it was stinked to death by durian and turned into a durian fruit.
An old man picked it up and planted a bunch of durians.
Then grandpa was captured by the snake spirit.
A child jumped out of the durian, wearing a durian armor, capable of ice and fire, capable of bending and stretching, big or small, playing and singing, and capable of anything.
Then he destroyed the goblin's lair and rescued his grandfather. Finally, he was remembered by the world and was called the Durian Man.
Haven't you seen this cartoon?
I remember when I was watching this cartoon, since I was in the north, I had never seen durian, a fruit from the south.
Everyone thinks that the durian is covered with thorns, like a meteor hammer, and is so smelly. How can it be something to eat? It should be a different kind of weapon.
I remember that the fly used his wings to make the Durian Man's armor. It was really powerful and made us all sick and vomited.
Don’t you have a childhood?”
After Cai Gen explained it in detail, the faces of the friends became even more ugly.
No one spoke, only Xiao Sun endured it and explained.
"Third uncle, are you talking about Calabash Baby?
Did you remember it wrong?"
Cai Gen shook his head seriously.
"Oh, Xiao Sun, don't I know Calabash Baby yet?
Aren't those seven babies? The Durian Man I mentioned is only one.
It seems that the inspiration for the creation of Calabash Baby was the Durian Man.
I still remember the Durian Man’s ultimate move, the stench attack. As long as he opens his mouth, all enemies will be stunned and vomited.
I forgot the specific pose, but it’s very handsome anyway.”
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No one could take what Cai Gen said.
Because I don’t know if Cai Gen is deliberately talking nonsense or if he means something.
Luo Ji nodded, approached Cai Gen, and patted Cai Gen on the shoulder to express his understanding.
"What brother said must be true.
You have never heard of it, so you can only say that you are ignorant.
The God of Bitterness has been reincarnated for who knows how many generations.
Sometimes in the human world, sometimes in an accident, you may be reincarnated into a different space, that is, a parallel universe or something, and that is considered normal.
However, it is only possible to awaken after being reincarnated into the human world.
Brother, during your reincarnation, it’s normal for you to have some memories of parallel universes left over. You don’t need to be serious about it. If you say you have it, you must have it.
Okay, this guy will be called Durian Man from now on.
After all, it is my eldest brother who has the gift of reincarnation, so give him a name, even if it is called Goudanzi, he will have to bear it."
"Fuck you, you are the Durian Man, your whole family is the Durian Man.
I can't do it, absolutely not. If you call me the Durian Man, who am I going to fall out with?
I am the Grand Marshal of Zhongtan, Grand Master Tongtian, the mighty General, the Great God of Santan Haihui, and the Third Prince Nezha, how can you make fun of me?"
It doesn't matter to others, they will definitely not engage in chatting.
He was swinging his head and six arms and waving his hands vigorously.
The six arms are almost rounded.
It's okay if he chatters and doesn't move, but when he moves, another burst of stench comes, which makes people's eyes irritate.
Cai Gen quickly stopped Nezha and waved his hand towards Nezha to signal him not to move.
Then he put on his gas mask and walked into the chatter.
No matter how stinky it is, it was made by myself, so you should take a good look at it.
"Chacha, how are you feeling now?"
"It feels good, the memories of the past have been completely restored.
Cai Gen, for your great kindness today, I thank you for your eight generations of ancestors."
Chacha said his words of thanks fiercely, and Cai Gen felt a chill in his heart.
If he is really Nezha, how should we get along with him in the future?
"Chacha, are you really Nezha?
Is it the Nezha that Sister Fei likes?"
When Cha Cha heard this, he was also stunned.
"Why does Sister Fei like me?"
Cai Gen scratched his head, thought about it, and then started singing.
“When I miss you, you are in my mind; when I miss you, you are in my mind.
Don’t you even know the songs Sister Fei wrote specially for you?
When I miss you, you are making trouble in the sea, making trouble in the sea.
Nezha is making trouble in the sea, has anyone else been making trouble in the sea?
If you are really Nezha, it’s impossible that you don’t know about it, right?”
Cha Cha’s three heads are sweating. Even if he has three heads, he can’t beat Cai Gen. Is now the time to talk about the lyrics?
The three heads took turns to look around, and finally their eyes fell on Xiao Sun.
"Smelly monkey, you are a stinky monkey, right?
How did you end up like this?
Have you even lost the stone monkey’s bloodline?”
Xiao Sun was immediately heartbroken, and his face turned red.
In my current situation, I am afraid of meeting acquaintances, and end up making acquaintances again and again.
In the past, when I was up there, I didn't mess around with Nezha, but now, things have changed here and there.
When Yang San saw Xiao Sun feeling uncomfortable, he quickly stood up and took over.
"Third grandson, are you pretending to be a chicken?
You are already a durian man, but you still have the nerve to talk about my father-in-law.
What kind of virtue is it for you to show yourself by not peeing?"
Cha Cha then looked at Yang San and smiled directly.
"Ah, it turns out that Sanyan is here too. It's better this time. The three of us can fight the landlord again.
I remember our last fight with Landlords. You two still owe me money.
Do you want to clear the account today?"
Yang San took a sip on the ground.
"Fart, the last time I treat you two to a drink of wine, it's all my fault.
You haven’t paid a penny, how dare you ask me for money?”
Chat Cha was a little happy to see his friend.
"Haha, but Sanyan, you are doing quite badly now.
Why did you call the stinky monkey your father-in-law?
Then you should call me Uncle San and talk about it like a smelly monkey.
Come, call Third Uncle, and Third Uncle will buy you some candy."
Yang San simply rolled his eyes, feeling bitter in his heart.
He doesn't want to meet an acquaintance now. He has been demoted since he was a child.
When Cai Gen saw this posture, he was really Nezha.
I just didn't expect that he had such a good relationship with Xiao Sun and Yang San.
Remember the legend says that they are rivals and enemies.
"Chacha, if you are Nezha, I have a question. I don't know whether to talk about it or not."
Chat Cha looked at Cai Gen and felt that he was very serious, so he became serious.
"But it doesn't matter, Cai Gen, thanks to your blessing, I have reshaped my body.
From today on, we are not considered outsiders."
Cai Gen nodded and finally spoke.
"Nezha, can each of your three heads think independently?
If the opinions of the three heads are not unanimous, how should we make a decision?
Is it drawing lots, drawing lots, or throwing shoes?
What should you do if you don’t accept the loss?
If the three heads cannot think independently, they can only rely on one head.
Then the other two are grown to disgust people?
It’s not aesthetically pleasing, it’s useless, and most importantly, it’s a useless hat.
Have you ever thought about this question?"
Chatter was stunned again, and then fell into deep thought.