Chapter 2783 Playing a monkey at the end
After Cai Gen entered the sedan, he was startled.
It turned out that these two people were neither sitting nor lying down.
Looking at the outline from the outside, one seems to be sitting and the other lying down, like the Invincible Dongfang.
As a result, one was standing in green clothes.
One is kneeling in red clothes.
These are obviously two dwarfs.
Judging from his appearance, he looks pretty good.
All of them have handsome features and are dressed luxuriously.
I just can't tell the difference between male and female.
Cai Gen felt that lowering his head while standing to talk was a bit taxing on his cervical vertebrae.
He simply sat cross-legged in front of them.
"Are you the God Lord?
One semester and two semesters left?"
A bunch of dwarfs looked at each other and laughed.
"My name is Izanagi, actually, I don't like this name.
When I got the script, I protested.
I prefer people to call me, Green Stick."
The dwarf in green clothes spoke fluent Mandarin.
Cai Gen understood it thoroughly.
The dwarf in red makes a supplement.
"Like my brother, I don't like the name Izanami either.
Mine prefers people to call me, Red Stick.
However, Master Jiutian forced us to follow the script.
There is nothing we can do.”
Cai Gen looked at the pair of sticks and smiled helplessly.
Can't you go out without sticks?
Just came from Nala's Bangzi hometown.
As a result, it was really unlucky to meet these two sticks again.
"Okay then, Red and Green Stick.
What is written in your script?"
Green Stick suddenly took out a ball from behind.
In the limited space in the sedan, I turned over.
"It's written in the script.
Anyone who can make it this far is considered a leader in this land.
They worship gods and pantheons quite a lot and are very fanatical about them.
At this time, we have to perform a trick for him."
With that said, the green stick started to hit the ball.
The posture is very similar to that of the seals in the aquarium.
Hong Bangzi was no longer kneeling and took out the steel ring from behind.
Then I touched it with my hand and found that the steel ring was on fire.
Let the green stick hold the fire steel ring and start to flash and move the diamond steel ring.
"By the way, there are also lines.
This hero, let us, these extremely noble gods, play a trick on you.
If you have money, you can support your business; if you don’t have money, you can support your personal business.
As long as the uncle is happy, we will be satisfied."
Cai Gen felt a little chill down his spine.
The smile on his face also began to stiffen.
What kind of brain circuit is this?
What is the way to make the legendary main god perform so conspicuously?
"Okay, that's great, come on, let's do another one."
Even though he absolutely didn't want to, now that Cai Gen was sitting in the audience, he started cheering as usual.
There was just applause here, the chatter was over, and we got on the sedan.
After seeing this scene, I was immediately shocked.
Sitting silently behind Cai Gen, he clapped and applauded along with him.
There are a lot of arms, the applause is thunderous, and the atmosphere is very good.
With cheers and red and green sticks, the performance became even harder.
Everyone in the RV waited for Cai Gen for a long time, but there was no reply.
And I also heard bursts of cheers.
Out of curiosity, they all got out of the RV and got into the sedan.
Then I was stunned by the scene in front of me.
No one could have imagined that they would see this scene.
I saw Cai Gen smoking a cigarette and clapping his hands, but I didn't know what to say.
They all quickly got into character and joined the atmosphere group.
"Come on, have a good job!"
"Awesome, one more!"
With the cheers, the red and green sticks worked harder.
Chest-breaking, sword-swallowing, flying, all the circus shows were performed.
This performance was the same for two hours.
In the end, Cai Gen was sleepy.
Suddenly, the red and green sticks bowed.
"The performance is over, everything written in the script has been performed.
If you still want to see it, come back tomorrow.
We originally decided that we would only perform once a day. If you need to work overtime, you need to apply in advance."
After Green Stick finished speaking, he wiped away the non-existent sweat.
After Hongbangzi knelt down, he touched up his makeup.
"Don't tell me, you guys have a rock-like heart.
People who have been here in the past started to break down and cry when they saw our performance.
You are the best audience we have ever seen."
Cai Gen rubbed his legs, which were numb from sitting, and was about to get up.
Sat down again.
"Add one more show, we haven't seen enough.
I haven't seen such a good program in a long time.
If you play one more time, I will give you a reward."
As he said that, Xiao Tianmao looked at him in disbelief.
Cai Gen took out a bottle of liquid spiritual energy and handed it to the red and green stick.
The red and green stick didn't pay attention at first.
Isn’t it just a bottle of mineral water?
Who cares?
However, when I opened the red stick and smelled it, my eyes lit up.
Put it directly in your mouth and drink it in one gulp.
Green Stick also smelled the spirit energy.
Hurry up and grab it.
For a moment, the former good brothers and now the husband and wife began to fight in the sedan chair like vicious dogs fighting for food.
Cai Gen was very satisfied with the effect and wanted to start clapping again.
Xiao Tmall finally couldn't bear it any longer.
"Master, how did you do it?
Why do they just listen to you?
Aren’t they the main gods?
Isn’t it the god believed in in this land?
Why are you so miserable?"
Cai Gen shrugged, saying that he was also helpless.
"I don't know either, they will put on a show for me as soon as I come in.
I don't know why either.
It may be a routine operation, nothing specific.
They are all scripts of Jiutian Bodhisattva.
It’s just that I don’t understand the meaning of this script.”
Everyone looked at He Naizi in unison.
He Naizi looked outside the sedan, obviously unable to say anything.
At the critical moment, Shi Huozhu's big fat head finally came into play.
"This script is quite vicious.
From this point of view, Jiutian Bodhisattva is indeed quite abnormal."
Um?
Cai Gen didn't even care, seeing the green and red sticks fighting in the nest.
Turning to look at Shi Huozhu.
"Azhu, what should I say?"
"Brother Cai, think about it.
If a road to glory were set up in our place.
Our strong men have gone through many tests and strengthened their faith.
After a narrow escape, he came before the Lord whom he had worshiped since childhood.
As a result, the god I admired so much since childhood was a clown.
I also gave you a sideshow, what do you think?"
Yes, what do you think?
Cai Gen thought for a moment and his eyes lit up.
"I'm wondering if it's time for a reward?"
Shi Huozhu couldn't help but rolled his eyes.
"Brother, let me give you another analogy.
If you walk on the road to glory, you will eventually meet Emperor Fuxi and Empress Nuwa.
As a result, they both perform a juggling act for you.
Will your faith collapse?
Will your Taoist heart be broken to pieces?
Will the cornerstone that has always supported you be destroyed?
I feel like everything is fake.
I feel like everything is meaningless.
I feel like I've been teased.
My life is a joke.
Disappointment, despair, unwillingness, grievance, all negative emotions will flood into my heart, and my heart will feel like death from now on."
Ouch.
Don't say it, really don't say it.
After Shi Huozhu's analysis, Cai Gen understood the vicious intentions of Jiutian Bodhisattva's script.
Even if you don't kill people, you'll also kill your heart.
Therefore, Cai Gen made a more hasty decision.
He took out a bottle of spiritual energy water again.
"Oh, you two, stop robbing me.
Do you have any ideas about changing jobs?
Come to my store to perform.
Enough of the spiritual energy water.
Think about it?"
This chapter has been completed!