Cai Gen gritted his teeth and called out the disgusting nickname.
After I finished shouting, I really wanted to slap myself in the mouth.
Who would coax a stick?
Bangbang on the sofa straightened his back instantly.
He skillfully jumped into the air and fell into Cai Gen's arms.
By the way, it went around in a circle and wrapped around Cai Gen's waist.
I was originally going to tie a bow, but it ended up not being long enough.
I could only give it a perfunctory twist and tie it with a buckle.
"Master, I know you haven't forgotten Bangbang.
However, your waistline seems to have gained weight again.
Can you eat less low-quality protein and lose weight?"
Cai Gen looked at the stick on his waist and couldn't hold anything in his mind except question marks.
Could it be that this was the equipment of the God of Bitterness?
A wooden stick tied around the waist?
As a belt?
Or decoration?
The problem is, everything I do is a bit forced.
In addition to gossiping, Cai Gen's heart was broken.
"Well, Bangbang, you come down first.
I have some special circumstances and lost part of my memory.
Are we familiar?
Why are you here?
What are you doing here?"
Bangbang is quite realistic and knows that Cai Gen does not remember him.
He immediately left Cai Gen's body and returned to the sofa.
"Ah? Master, have you changed your shift again?
No, it doesn’t feel like you’re changing shifts this time.
In the past, even if I changed shifts, I would retain some of my memories.
I should always be in the reserved part of you.
It seems that this time is not just a simple shift change.
There's something wrong with the smell on your body.
Let me think about it.
In the past few hundred years, the brain has become a bit rigid.
It’s an action movie with your eyes closed.”
Cai Gen felt that it was a bit silly to stand in front of a stick and wait for him to think.
Anyway, the sofa is very big and there is room for it.
Cai Gen also sat on the sofa.
He looked at the screen unconsciously.
The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.
If he is really a stick, then Cai Gen hasn't felt anything yet.
However, he is not just a stick man.
He is an expert stickman.
Cai Gen felt a little uncomfortable watching the screen with him.
"Um, bangbang, have you seen all these movies?"
Bangbang never expected that Cai Gen would ask such a question.
Although it had no nutrition, it asked about his pain points.
Suddenly, he used his body to form an Arabic numeral three.
Cai Gen understood immediately when he saw it.
"Ah, you watched it three times, there are so many CDs, you watched it three times?
No, you're not bragging."
Bangbang started to shake his head, and finally put on a proud look.
"Three times, followed by three zeros.
I have watched all the CDs at least three thousand times.
I can't say that I can memorize it backwards and forwards, just take out a CD at random.
I can help you reproduce it."
Three thousand times?
Cai Gen's eyes were filled with admiration.
No matter what this stick is, I admire it very much.
So much so that after Cai Gen put on his expression, he was somehow right.
Is there anything worth showing off about this little thing?
So, why do you worship yourself?
"Holy crap, no.
There is absolutely no room for a master in this world.
That's why I have no choice but to rely on you, this rag, to continue his will.
Needless to say, this move is beautiful.
This body is of the highest quality.
It's so ordinary that it couldn't be more ordinary.
The values of good and evil are balanced, making it easier to maintain balance.
The carrying capacity and tolerance are simply top notch.
It's really hard to find such a broken body.
Wait, no, you are not balanced right now.
Is it reaching the critical value so soon?
You must be confused by the unique view, right?
Don't let him fool you.
If you don't have any ability, you can just talk nonsense.
How about I help you take him off the back of your hand?
Sooner or later you will fall into his hands."
Huh?
Cai Gen immediately became energetic.
Dujian did say that it should not be used often.
Otherwise, if the balance is broken, you will not be able to stay in the human world.
Combined with what Bangbang said, Dujian seems to have some reservations.
"Ah, Bangbang, wasn't it the one you saw on the back of the God of Pain before?"
The stick shook again.
"Of course not.
How can a master put such a disgusting thing on the body?
Moreover, seeing that his own attributes were evil, combined with the body of the master, he was wiped out of the world in a second, and his life wheel had to be turned into an electric fan.
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That is, you, born with a broken body, have very tolerant attributes.
Otherwise, a thunderbolt will smash you into pieces."
Sure enough, Du Jian did not tell the complete truth.
As for the starting point, it is difficult for Cai Gen to guess.
"The God of Pain, how do you usually use your own view?
After all, he is also a partner of the God of Pain, isn't he?"
The stick was cold and hit the back of Cai Gen's hand.
It made Du Jian cry directly.
It seems that he is very afraid of Bangbang. It hurts so much that he almost bleeds, and he doesn't dare to open his eyes to look at Bangbang.
"This bitch has been in the shoes of the master before.
When using it, just lift your foot.
Quite convenient.
I remember that for a while, the master offended the creator god of a certain world and specialized in the attribute of destiny. After being cursed, he had very bad luck.
During that time, I stepped on dog poop every day and only had enough to eat every day."
ah?
On shoes?
This is as low as dust.
Cai Gen never thought of it.
Does Dujian, who is as famous as Duming, have such a low status?
"That's enough, Hei Bangzi, I don't think you can kill people like you.
No matter where I am, I am always contributing to the God of suffering.
What happened to the soles of the shoes?
Who do you look down on?
A fire stick, what are you talking about?
If I weren't afraid of seeing you, I would punish you now."
Dujian finally couldn't hold it back and started to fight back.
Bangbang's tone began to be joking.
"Oh, you still dare to talk back to me.
I am indeed a fire stick.
However, I am the master's fire stick.
Without me, he can only make cold dishes.
He couldn't make more than half of the hot dishes in Kushen's menu.
You are still more useful than me.
Tell me, besides eating dog shit, what else do you do?"
Cai Gen decided not to say anything.
Cai Gen also benefited a lot from the process of these two guys breaking news about each other.
I just didn't expect it to be such a unique opinion.
He only deserves to eat the shit stepped on by the god of suffering.
this
Cai Gen suddenly felt a little overwhelmed.
"Heibangzi, you are going too far.
We can be regarded as colleagues who worked before the master.
Is it interesting for you to ignore me like this?
Besides eating shit, I can also light up.
With the cooperation of the God of Bitterness, I can still step through the void.
I can still
I'm really sick too, why should I argue with you?
How vain have you become, and you still have the nerve to tell me.
Now I ask you to light a fire, can you still burn it?
Your fire should have been extinguished long ago."
The person who pricks the heart is often the one who is most familiar with, and the prick is most accurate.
Seeing it alone would directly defeat Bangbang's pride.
Immediately I stopped being stiff and left Dujian.
He returned to the sofa resentfully.
With my head resting on the armrest, I felt really weak.
"Hey, I don't want to either.
She is not that little girl from Jiutian.
Tell me, the master will be back soon.
If I want to be more useful, I need to understand the world.
Only after three rolls in the world of mortals can you become the master's right-hand man.
result
I fell into three thousand mortal worlds and couldn't extricate myself.