Cai Gen stroked the black stick gently, feeling that he had made the greatest sacrifice.
Who knows what this stick has gone through over the years.
"Bangbang, what's going on in Jiutian?
No, what are you doing here?
God of suffering, what historical mission has he given you?
Light a fire here?
ah"
Cai Gen was halfway through asking when he suddenly had an idea.
Hey, don't say it, really don't say it.
Isn't this right?
Apple Mountain is the double insurance in this world.
Guarantee that when the world is broken by the little cutie, they will die together.
Then, Changbai III and Apple Mountain have the same function, double insurance.
In Changbai 3 is the Fire Lady, relying on Maomao to lift the basin.
The person in Apple Mountain is Huo Fuzi, so it makes sense for Bangbang to appear.
One is a steel ball for washing dishes, and the other is a fire stick, both of which are of great use to those who are struggling to cook.
"You don't have to say it, I understand.
The God of Bitterness asked you to be here to take care of Master Huo, right?
Bangbang, I’m going to say a few words to you right now.
What you do is a bit haphazard.
Do you know what Master Huo is doing?
Is this how you do things for the god of suffering?
Besides watching movies, what else do you do?
Don't put all the responsibilities on Jiutian.
You still need to be hard-working to make iron, are you hard-working yourself?"
With that said, Cai Gen took out a cigarette and handed it to Heibangzi.
A slap in the face and a sweet date are basic practices.
Hei Guangzi really grabbed the cigarette in his mouth and took a long puff.
When blowing out smoke, the round black stick leaks air everywhere and feels like a fistula.
"Hey, don't say anything.
Master Huo's grandson didn't do anything extraordinary, right?
My duty is to ensure that the little cutie does not get a complete human world when the wheel of life fails.
What, has the little cutie come in?
Is the wheel of fortune malfunctioning?
I don't think I've neglected my duty.
Yes, I was a little slack.
However, I really can't help it.
The main thing is the quantity, it’s too big.”
Cai Gen put on an "I understand you" look and flicked the ash from the black stick.
“Oh, let’s let the past happen.
We won't mention it anymore.
It is fate that we can meet each other today.
Let's go, let's continue to sink here.
I'll take you to see a more colorful world.
Watching it on the screen is useful.
Brother will take you to find the Fire Lady."
What Cai Gen said was a bit presumptuous.
He completely mistook Bangbang for a ruffian obsessed with women.
In fact, there are more things that he doesn't know.
He didn't understand Heibangzi's past either, so he was too subjective in predicting Heibangzi's preferences.
Hei Bangzi is completely uninteresting, like a fat man who has stayed at home for ten thousand years and drank happy water.
"Hey, you all know what my mission is.
I can't go out, otherwise World Insurance's responsibility will be yours for me?
Besides, I have seen enough of the colorful world.
Nothing new.
You go, I will stand guard for the last time.
As for whatever difficulties you encounter, don't even think of counting on me.
As I am now, I can't do anything except control the fire master.
Just let me continue to mess around.
I am only responsible for destroying the world.
Saving the world is not my business."
With that said, Hei Bangzi pressed the remote control.
The playback continued on the screen.
Ouch, this stick sees things very clearly.
Cai Gen's plan is going to come to nothing.
The most essential reason is that Heibangzi does not regard Cai Gen as the god of suffering.
In other words, his relationship with the god of suffering is better, so good that he can't love the house and the bird.
So good that when you look at Cai Gen, you will think of the former master, and then look down on Cai Gen even more.
Of course, Cai Gen will never give up easily.
When I met Maomao before, there was no gap at all.
Now, there is no seam left in the black stick.
However, it is not Cai Gen's temperament to refuse to help him when he encounters someone.
"Oh, Brother Bang, who do you think I am?
Do I have to ask for something to get along with you?
I'm not that kind of person.
I don’t have to ask you to go out with me.
Check out the correct version one by one!
If we don't go out and just stay in this apple mountain, we'll be fine.
That Mr. Huo had an affair with me and didn't take me seriously.
And that bitch from Jiutian used it as a gun against me.
Do you think this makes sense?
We are all a family, and we can’t point our guns inwards.”
Cai Gen spits out lotus flowers, but the black stick does not move at all. There is not enough reason.
"Brother Bang, aren't you afraid of that bitch from Jiutian?
No, no?
According to your status, you are the closest partner of the God of Bitterness.
After all, you won’t be afraid of that bitch from Jiutian.”
Hei Bangzi couldn't listen anymore.
Suddenly he pointed at Cai Gen, very seriously.
"Jiutian girl is Jiutian girl.
What a bitch, why don’t you have any respect?
I'm not afraid of her, I respect her.
Besides, I respect her, not to give her face.
It’s not just to give face to the mistress.
Without a mistress, she is just a ball.
That's why it's so difficult to handle your matter.
As you said, we are all one family.
You are the continuation of the master's will, not a replacement, you are a rookie yourself.
The appeal is limited.
You want me to break up with Jiutian because of you, we don’t have that kind of friendship."
What Heibangzi said was a bit blunt, and Cai Gen couldn't accept it for a while.
However, Cai Gen really has no charisma despite his rough words and rationale.
Sensing Cai Gen's mood swings, Heibangzi also gave him a sweet date.
"Besides, since you have benefited from being a master, you should give your mistress some face.
Whether it's the Jiutian girl, a little toad, or a little fox.
Those who are said to be unpleasant are the mistress's pets, while those who are said to be pleasant are no different from the mistress's children.
You, an outsider, are attacking the master's immediate family members. What do you think?
Even if we ignore these feelings, let's talk about something more practical.
What Jiutian did was quite interesting, worthy of the master master and mistress.
She's already miserable enough, living in this miserable place, barely surviving, but you can't tolerate her?
Do you have to make a fool of yourself?
Are there no other options?"
Cai Gen suddenly felt like he was the one looking for trouble.
After some reflection, is it really the same?
If you are not looking for Pantao yourself, there is no need to look for Tianku.
Don't even come to this wretched place to bring bad luck to Jiutian Bodhisattva.
"Brother Bang, you mean that I asked for too much and that I was wrong?"
Hei Bangzi suddenly stood on the back of the sofa, raised his head forty-five degrees, and looked at the dark top of the cave.
"In the 12,658th year of the bitter experience, the master wandered in the void, lost his way, was ambushed, fell into a coma, was out of work, and could not change shifts.
The mistress sensed the crisis of the master, and took Jiutian and others to the void to rescue the master.
When I found the master and returned, I encountered a large-scale migration of little cuties.
In order to protect the master, Miss Jiutian left Duan Hou alone and asked the mistress and others to retreat.
Girl Jiutian, she released herself seven times and nine volumes of Tiange, fighting the little cutie alone in the void.
Finally, it fell into the void, and its remains drifted for tens of thousands of years.
No matter what she is doing now, even if she doesn't remember it.
All the previous merits and efforts can be made up for.
This is how I feel.
What do you think?"
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Cai Gen somewhat agreed.
Seven times of heavenly song.
The remnant soul of Houtu only experienced it once and then it was gone.