Cai Gen knew that his wife was not easy to deceive, and he did not perform well yesterday. He must have heard the clues.
Originally, I didn't tell my wife about getting 800,000 yuan. I wanted to give her a surprise during the Chinese New Year.
Looking at it now, it's a good thing I didn't say anything, otherwise it would only increase my worries.
"It's nothing. I just picked up 800,000 yuan while delivering food. Didn't you always teach me that it's okay to pick up gold? I just returned it to the owner."
"Husband, look into my eyes."
Cai Gen and his wife looked at each other, and finally couldn't bear the gaze that tortured their souls, and took the initiative to look away.
"Well, just go ahead and talk nonsense with me. Why do I feel like you're the one who lost 800,000 yuan?"
Everyone put down their chopsticks, feeling that this scene was more important than eating.
How did this couple hone their acting skills? Are they both top-notch?
One is good at acting and can bullshit, and the other is insightful. This is a story of spear and shield. Who is better?
Cai Gen lit a cigarette and smiled helplessly.
"I won't go into the details, the result is the same."
Yuanyuan started to eat and did not mention this matter anymore.
Everyone was very disappointed, thinking that there would be a collision where the road was one foot high and the devil was ten feet high, but it turned out to be an anticlimax.
Disappointment is a disappointment, no one will come out to stir up trouble, not even Xiao Tmall would dare.
They all know that the relationship between this couple and the way they get along is unusual.
Cai Gen's wife and children are also Cai Gen's most stable support and have given Cai Gen unlimited support for a long time.
I can't help it, it's too familiar.
Cai Gen is not yet forty years old this year. He has known Yuanyuan for twenty-two years and been married for eleven years. He is considered a rare couple among his peers.
Thinking back to my high school classmates who dated so many people, and they became such a couple, their emotional foundation is absolutely as solid as reinforced concrete.
"Moo"
Yuanyuan was halfway through the meal when she suddenly stood up, making six signs with her hands, pressing her thumbs on her temples, looking up to the sky and howling like an old ox plowing the fields.
what does this mean?
Could it be Cai Gen and his wife’s secret code?
Or a code word?
But is it necessary to show off here?
Just say that you have great insight, and there is no need to pretend to be so to ridicule Cai Gen, right?
Shi Huozhu was so frightened that he dropped his chopsticks and quickly asked Cai Gen.
"Sister-in-law, what's going on? Is it performance art?"
Cai Gen was also dumbfounded. Why is Yuanyuan acting like a monster and doing nothing?
It would be reasonable to say that my son is here, interacting and playing with him, but my son is not here.
What kind of bull are you?
"Moo"
Another cow brayed next to Yuanyuan.
Duan Xiaohong's posture is exactly the same as Yuanyuan's, and she is also imitating the cow's braying.
A parody show?
Cai Gen became famous immediately.
"Duan Tudou, have you drunk too much? What are you causing trouble?"
He quickly walked to his wife's side and pulled down her hand holding the horn.
But there was no response no matter how hard I pulled it, Yuanyuan seemed to have entered some special state.
Oh, let me go, Cai Gen was very close to see clearly.
The dark kernels in the round eyes were gone and turned completely white. Cai Gen had only seen them in horror movies.
"Wife, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me.
Xiaosun, Xiaoshui, Xiaotian, hurry up and take a look, what's going on?"
Everyone gathered around me. If it wasn't a show or a performance art, then it was possessed.
There was nothing unclean in the house, so how could he be possessed in front of everyone, under the eyes of a group of gods?
When Cai Gen looked at Duan Tudou, he was also shocked. Why didn't he have any black eyes?
Eyesighted?
The ones with all black eyes are spirit messengers, but what about the ones with all white eyes?
Cai Gen panicked, this was his own daughter-in-law.
"Hurry up, what is going on? Is this something the gods are doing behind your back? I'll go find them."
I was really anxious. I didn't even put on my coat, so I had to go out to find Lingzi Mother.
"Husband, what are you doing?"
When Cai Gen heard this, he thought, "Is this Yuanyuan?"
He stopped and turned around to see that Yuanyuan was indeed healed, her gestures were gone, and her eyes were back to normal, as if nothing had happened just now.
Run back quickly and check it up and down. There's nothing special. Are you like a good person?
Looking at Duan Xiaohong again, she has returned to normal, but her eyes are a little straight and she looks a little confused. I don't know whether it is because of drinking or because she has become a cow.
"Honey, are you okay?"
"Ah, I'm fine. Why do you ask?"
"You were so awesome just now, didn't you know?"
"You can tell me that I'm awesome, but when will I stop being awesome, will that matter to you?"
Cai Gen felt that his brain was a little unable to keep up, and his mouth was full of garlic.
"Xiao Shui, tell her, I can't describe it."
Scholar Xiaoshui just learned Yuanyuan's appearance, gestures, and sounds.
"Sister-in-law, you were acting like this just now, and your eyes were all white. Don't you remember?"
Only then did Yuanyuan realize that what Cai Gen said was awesome, and he was really pretending to be awesome, but why couldn't he remember anything?
After Zhen Shuiyin finished speaking, she looked at Duan Xiaohong again.
"You were acting like this just now, just like my sister-in-law."
Duan Xiaohong picked up the wine glass on the table and took a big sip.
"I don't believe it. Today is not April Fool's Day either. Are you interested?"
Yes, this is a normal reaction. Yuanyuan thinks the same way. Are these people collectively hallucinating?
"I don't believe it either, why am I mooing?"
Before she finished speaking, Yuanyuan started again, with gestures, sounds, and eye rolls.
Duan Xiaohong started their performance art almost simultaneously with Yuanyuan.
Zhen Shuiyin was smarter and quickly took out her mobile phone and started taking pictures.
Cai Gen took a look, when did this happen, and do you still have such thoughts?
If you post this kind of gesture on Moments, no one will like it.
"Xiao Shui, hurry up and see what's going on. What are you taking pictures of?"
"Brother Cai, don't they two believe it? I'll take a photo and let them see it for themselves."
You are right to think this way, but if you don’t believe it yourself, what should you do next? How can you find the reason?
This time it lasted the same as last time and ended in more than ten seconds.
"What do you think I'm doing? Eating. Why am I standing up? Have I finished eating?"
Yuanyuan was still confused and couldn't remember what she had just done.
This time Zhen Shuiyin took her mobile phone to watch the video for Yuanyuan and Duan Xiaohong.
"I just recorded it. If you two weren't pretending, I feel like something big has happened."
My wife is starting to show off, which is definitely a big deal.
If she goes to teach students later and does this suddenly, won't she frighten the students?
"Cai Bangzi, you poisoned your food? Why did you harm me and your wife?"
Is there someone outside? It must be that sexy and beautiful woman with short hair, you scumbag."
Is this Xiaohong sick? Why do you still push a poop basin on people casually?
Could it be that she was also scared and was talking nonsense?
Yuanyuan simply ignored the pretentious matter just now and focused on her own concerns.
"Lao Gen, that one with short hair is still very charming, isn't she? Didn't I hear what you said?"
Cai Gen really wanted to take out his bone-cutting knife and hack Duan Xiaohong to death.