Qing Huan in the Dream (136) Master Jiu wanted to ask for a fortune, but when he went out he met Lao Shi, and he failed to ask for a fortune. He said that he heard those libas on the pier say that at the gate of the Chenghuang Temple in the east of the city, there was a blind man who was very good at telling fortunes. Who is it?
If you lose your cow, you can ask, and others will be able to point you in the right direction. If your wife has a boy or a girl, you will tell her as soon as you ask, and you are right! He explained the magic of this blind man in detail, and then he was very enthusiastic.
Suggestion: "Brother, please change your clothes, and my brother will accompany you to find this blind man to tell fortunes!"
This invitation, Master Jiu only hesitated for a moment before he agreed. He asked the doorman for some clothes, and he changed them accordingly. He also forced Lao Shi to change with him, "You are dressed like a peacock."
, don’t reveal your secret.”
The two brothers walked over without using a horse. Sure enough, there was a wooden table in the shade at the entrance of the City God's Temple. An old blind man sat against the wall with a fortune-telling flag on the side. There was a broken bowl on the table, placed on the side.
There is a long stool for people to sit on.
Mr. Shi imitated the tone of those Liba's words: "Hey! It's business! Do the calculations! Do the calculations! If the calculation is correct, I will give you the money, and if the calculation is not correct, you won't get a penny."
The old blind man stopped taking a nap and reached over with his hand, "Old blind man, there is nothing he can't calculate except for accidental words. I dare to ask, how do you want to calculate and what do you want to calculate?"
Master Shi coughed, and motioned for Lao Jiu to sit over, and then said: "Let me do the math for my brother...not counting the birth date, we don't understand the birth date. If you give birth in a daze, it will be fine if you can survive. Who can
Do you remember when it was? No! That stuff is not accurate either! Do you think it’s palm reading or something like that? Calculate it for my brother to see when he will have a son..."
The old blind man stretched out his hand, "Then reach out your hand, old blind man, touch it..."
"My brother is a noble man. He is the accounting clerk in a big shop. He is the accounting clerk in a big shop. You are indispensable for making money, so you have to make accurate calculations..."
Lao Jiu feels that Lao Ten is actually quite reliable! You can’t reveal your date of birth. This is a birthday celebration every year, so people who are interested will know when my birthday is. And I am afraid that the old blind man will touch my skin and tender flesh.
His secret was exposed and he made up an identity.
Come on! Touch it! Let’s see when I will have a son.
As expected, the old blind man just touched, here and there, the skin was tender and tender, and there were calluses on his hands from writing, but there was a slight difference in the thumb, which was caused by wearing a thumb ring for a long time. Gently
I moved my nose, and there was a very faint scent of incense.
Yes! This is at least a banner man, but not an ordinary banner man.
So he stopped his hand and said immediately: "The man who spoke is really good at coaxing people. The person sitting in front of me is obviously a noble man!"
Lao Jiu and Lao Ten were both stunned for a moment, and they looked at each other.
Old Shi chuckled, "It's not that expensive. Working as a servant in a shop in a noble house doesn't count as a noble person." The old blind man said to himself, the moment you were stunned for a breath just now, every breath you took, proved me.
That's right. He chuckled and said, "You are the master, just say so." After saying that, his attitude became respectful, and he stretched out his hands, "Sir, please stretch out your hands, and the old blind man can touch it again."
After touching it carefully again, the old blind man pondered for a while and then said: "Don't worry, sir, you will have a son after all."
Lao Jiu: "..." When will this happen? When my father is about to die and return to his hometown, he will have a son. He was stunned and spread his hands on the table, forgetting to take them back for a moment.
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Lao Shi had a bad temper and said, "You old blind man, please speak clearly."
The old blind man was very slippery, "The old blind man didn't dare to speculate on the destiny of the noble man, for fear that if the secret is revealed today, he will be punished by God tomorrow. Now, the old blind man can only click one sentence, that is, the answer is on the table.
, Master De must consult the details himself.”
What's on the table?
It’s just a broken bowl, like a beggar, it’s used to hold copper plates. What does this mean?
Lao Jiu stared at the bowl, but Lao Ten stared at Lao Jiu's hand on the table, and then suggested that Lao Jiu take a look.
What happened to my hand?
Lao Shi threw a dime of silver to the old blind man and took Lao Jiu away. When they were far away, he said: "Brother Jiu, the answer lies in your hands."
I know! I put up both hands. Does this mean I will have a son in two years?
Old Ten: "..." What good thing are you thinking of? "If only two years later, the old blind man would have said it already, why did he dare not say it?"
That's right! Lao Ninth just looked at Lao Ten: What do you have in mind?
Lao Shi stretched out his hands and asked, "How many fingers are these?"
Nonsense! Isn’t this ten pieces?
Just after answering this, Lao Jiu's expression changed, "You mean I won't be able to give birth to a son until ten years later?"
Old Ten: "..." My Ninth Brother is always so blindly confident, so he reminded him, "Does Xu mean ten years?"
What does that mean?
"It's also possible that Ninth Brother, you have to give birth to ten girls before you can have one son?"
Lao Jiu was dumbfounded by the bastard Lao Ten's guess, "Can you hope that I will be better!"
So angry! I plan to break up with you!
He rolled up his sleeves and left. He didn't want to see Lao Shi again in the next three days.
Master Ten spread his hands, why can't he listen to what others say! Besides, it might not take ten years to give birth to ten girls? He caught up with his Ninth Brother and said very sincerely: "Let's accept a few more people.
There are not many children in the year, five girls are born in one year, and ten girls are born in two years! Besides, we already have four, and we are only short of six! Work harder, this year we are pregnant, and next year we will have six girls.
Gege. We will have a son the year after next! Maybe the two hands really represent two years. According to what I said, I will definitely give birth to a boy within two years."
Lao Jiu is so angry that he wants to kick Lao Ten. Even if your brother Ninth brings him to breed, he can't be so fast and accurate! Come on! I shouldn't listen to your nonsense. He has discovered that when Lao Ten is involved in everything, everything will be a mess.
It's bound to be bad.
The two brothers were pulling each other one after another. This was on the main road!
Siye was in the carriage when he heard the coachman report, "Master, it looks like the ninth master and the tenth master..."
Seems like? If those two are not seen from all the way? Don’t they have to avoid the yellow belts when they hit the road?
Zhao Qishan opened the curtain and looked outside. He almost laughed because he was wearing such a mess.
Master Jiu was probably tired from walking. He squatted on the ground and didn't want to get up. His clothes were a bit narrow, and squatting like that was very annoying! He whispered back: "Master, it's Master Jiu and Master Ten."
With that said, he made way for his father to see him better.
Si Ye became angry at this sight, and many people in the restaurants nearby looked down: Your two faces are very recognizable. It's not shameful to walk back and forth dressed like this!
"Stop!" he shouted, and then sent Zhao Qishan, "Invite them up."
Then the two of them pushed me into the carriage, Lao Shi| had a look on his face that he didn't understand good people, Lao Jiu was furious and didn't want to talk to Lao Ten.
What's wrong?
There is no place to talk outside. Go back home and talk.
When he came back, he asked the two of them to change their clothes first, and then they came out to talk. Lao Shi was talking very enthusiastically. He explained the matter again, and then emphasized, "I didn't bring it up on my own initiative, it was Brother Jiu himself.
I provided a place for you to have your fortune told. I didn’t do anything serious that day, so I went to tell my fortune with Brother Ninth. Look, Brother Ninth doesn’t appreciate it.”
Zhao Qishan was standing guard outside, trying to laugh and almost got into trouble.
Si Ye didn't know what to think, but as soon as he turned his face and looked at Lao Jiu, he suddenly thought: I can also read faces.
He showed it to Lao Jiu very seriously and told Lao Jiu firmly: "You have a full palace of children and grandchildren, and there is no shortage of children, let alone daughters. Go back and live your life honestly. The children will always come when they are supposed to come."
He means it!
But who believes it?
Lao Jiuxin said: Lao Liu is so kind. He knows how to say reassuring words to me. Unlike Lao Ten, what should I say if I am upset?
Lao Shi curled his lips, "Brother Ninth, if you believe what Brother Six says, then you do! To be honest, the books Six Brother read may contain these things in the messy Taoist classics. But, Brother Ninth, you have to know
, this fortune telling cannot be done for relatives, you must understand this common sense, right?"
Therefore, what Lao Liu said is either just to comfort you. Or it is impossible to calculate accurately!
Lao Jiu: "..." Where did you get this bad brother? I can't believe it, I have to keep such a guy around.
He didn't want to talk to Lao Shi, or even take any notice of him. He just turned his face and asked Lao Liu, "Brother Six, can Sister-in-law Six handle it so that if she gives birth to a boy, she will give birth to a boy, and if she gives birth to a girl, she will give birth to a girl?"
Si Ye: "..." All the sons are born in my family. It is not due to your brother or me, but to your sixth sister-in-law's excellent medical skills!
He stood up directly and walked out, "Zhao Qishan, see you off!" I shouldn't have anything to do with this duo!
The host left, leaving the two guests looking at each other.
Lao Ten also said to Lao Jiu, "Brother Ninth, you see how unpleasant you are! Even such a good-tempered Brother Six is offended by you! Really! You can't do this to brothers!"
Lao Jiu raised his feet and walked away. As he walked out, he said, "I'll arrange a carriage for you. I won't go with you, Master Ten!"
This incident was enough to make Tongtong laugh for a year. She was holding Xiaoqi in her arms and feeding her child, while listening to Siye lying next to her and watching her child talk about this matter. She couldn't be happier.
Tongtong was so happy that Siye couldn't help but want to laugh, "These two are very reliable when they are reliable, but they have never done less of things that don't make sense."
In fact, none of you is much better than the other!
Okay! She couldn't say this in front of her father. She only said about Lao Jiu and Lao Ten, "It's actually quite good. Only when you have no desires or demands and are free can you do whatever you want."
Isn't that what Si Ye is laughing at! Do you have ambition in your heart? There must be some! But this kind of ambition is like a toy. I just want it, but it doesn't seem to matter whether I have it or not. Because it doesn't matter, so I'm playing with it.
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Yes! If the current competition is called fighting for the right of birth, Lao Jiu and Lao Ten are fighting for the right to win for fun. There is something wrong with their attitudes and they are not serious at all!
With this attitude, the Emperor also felt that in fact, the two of them should be given a cross under their ranking!
