As soon as the ladies finished speaking, each one of them who was called counted as one, no matter how angry they were, they had to admit it! This is my mother-in-law, so what can I do? The emperor was satisfied, look, he made your mothers angry.
Now, you guys who are still slacking off have gained weight, am I wrong about you?
It’s okay if you don’t admit it! Okay, as long as you’re happy.
Just as the emperor was about to speak, Ba Fujin hurriedly said: "Huang Ama, other people's daughters-in-law don't know, but my family is really not angry. Her mother just left the palace, and her diet is not controlled. She comes back after a little control...
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Everyone: "..." You don't need to say that! Do you think the emperor doesn't know that the empress is passing the blame? But why does the emperor have nothing to do with a group of old ladies? Why can't he use force on his sons?
Besides, isn't it the good concubine's turn yet? The emperor may not ask the good concubine again. It's good for you, because you are afraid that the good concubine will take the blame, so you just defended yourself.
Not to mention the emperor, everyone now understands that those who dare to blame the blame must have not been wronged. Precisely because they are not unfilial, they directly blame it on their sons, and fool them on the surface, asking the old man to catch his sons and scold them.
That's it. On the contrary, I don't dare to mention my unfilial piety, so I rush to defend myself. Because it's a sore foot!
Facing these sights, Lao Ba was sitting on pins and needles. He could only say: "Ask the imperial doctors to take a look. Firstly, the emperor's grandmother and the emperor have just come back, so they should have a safe pulse. Secondly, it's autumn, so it's time to take care of themselves."
It’s also called conditioning, and ladies can also follow along to regulate their spleen and stomach, and there’s no harm in it anyway.”
The fourth concubine who finally tried to prevaricate her said: "..." This daughter-in-law of Lao Ba's family was chosen by the emperor, so she really can't do it!
Their fingers were holding on to the veil, twirling it this way and that. The emperor glanced at it and started to use his brain to explain to me again!
Concubine Yi looked around and said: "I don't need to see the imperial doctor. It's one thing to be angry with these boys. Isn't it true that the emperor is going out and we should also be worried about him!"
Yes! Yes! Worrying is an implicit way of saying it. To put it bluntly, we still miss you because you have been gone for so long. I miss you because I am not in a happy mood, and then I gain weight.
Your Majesty, hehe, this lovesickness is not just because of Yi, it makes me haggard, but it is the first time I know that I miss someone and I want to gain weight.
Besides, what are these old ladies thinking?
The more he quibbles, the angrier he becomes, "Call Huang Sheng to come in."
Please check the Queen Mother's pulse first. The old lady is in good health.
I checked the emperor's pulse. The emperor's heart was fluctuating violently. As the imperial physician, Huang Sheng was in charge of the dragon body. When he came in and knew that there was a concubine, he dared to look around. Therefore, he couldn't know the real reason for the emperor's fluctuating heartbeat. However, he knelt down when he saw it.
He was even more afraid of the prince who had not yet risen. Is this the case that these men have offended the emperor again?
But it doesn’t look like he’s angry!
In front of so many people, this point can be ignored as long as it does not affect the ups and downs of the body, and it cannot be pointed out directly. There are many heads that are not enough to spy on the emperor's emotions. So, without further words,
The conclusion is that the emperor's health is also very good.
Then the emperor pointed his hand and said, "Go and check the pulse of some empresses."
Huang Sheng also came back with the emperor, and he didn't know the strange aesthetic trend in the capital. Therefore, when he saw the ladies, he was shocked. Was he... drugged?
He checked the pulse carefully and signaled to put a silk handkerchief on Concubine Hui's wrist. Then the emperor said, "You are so old, don't get into trouble..."
Concubine Hui felt like a dagger had hit her heart. How old am I to ask the emperor to say this about me? Besides, when I get older, I am no longer a woman.
She also took out the big handkerchief and threw it on her wrist, "Let's diagnose!"
Are you losing your temper at the emperor? Prince Zhi coughed quickly, this is in the palace, not the palace, why are you so angry?
Dafujin secretly took off the big handkerchief and signaled the imperial physician to quickly diagnose his pulse.
This pulse condition is pretty good. "It must have been treated by a doctor. The internal organs are in excellent condition."
Concubine Hui and Da Fujin looked at Tongtong. They had never been seen by a serious doctor, only at Lao Liu's house. Tongtong lowered his head and took medicinal baths and acupuncture every now and then. Isn't it good?
After being diagnosed one by one, there was nothing wrong, just fat! This: "...Move more and eat less, and you will feel lighter..."
The implication is: They are all good, they just made me fat.
When these words were said, the ladies all lowered their heads, as if they didn't quite understand. The emperor glanced at these concubines, but he didn't have the eyes to look at them a second time. Before, he only noticed that they were fat, but now they are all so dark...
So romantic!
I asked you to go out of the palace to suppress your daughter-in-law, but what happened? After feeding you two more mouths, you forgot what you were doing when you went out?
All these old ladies, I am too lazy to talk to you.
However, as sons and daughters-in-law, if you watch your mother-in-law eat too much without admonishing her, is this your filial piety?
It seems reasonable to ask this question!
Then the emperor said again, "Others can still argue with Lao Liu's family. You are well versed in medical science. How can you not understand this truth?"
Don't think that I don't know that you are the dog-headed military advisor in Prince Fujin.
Tongtong was stunned for a moment. When the imperial doctor spoke just now, she was stunned for a moment. An idea came into her mind before. Where did she think of it? When the emperor interrupted her, she was still a little confused: "...you ladies have gained so much weight in half a year.
This is after the intervention of my daughter-in-law...If I didn't intervene, I would have gained half more weight..."
So, are you showing off your merits to me?
Si Ye coughed lightly, stop thinking about things here and reply carefully.
I replied carefully, "I'm telling the truth. If I didn't intervene, it would have been half worse."
Ladies: "..." Got it, no need to stress it again.
Tongtong looked at the emperor with bright eyes, "Emperor Ama, as long as you eat well and don't move, your weight can be increased quickly, which means you can gain weight quickly! Humans are like this, don't
This is how it should be." She eagerly gave an example, "For example, if you raise a pig in a small space and don't let it move, it will consume less. Then, if you feed the pig more frequently, it will consume more food.
After eating a few meals, it will naturally grow meat. If you add some other things appropriately when mixing with pig food, it will fatten faster. Maybe it is the amount of growth that a normal person would grow in a year, but I can fatten it up in three to five months.
"I don't know why, but she is convinced that this method will work!"
Wu Fujin was pulling her sleeves at the side: Stop talking! You are talking about fattening the ladies, what are you talking about? I didn’t see the ladies being extremely patient, so the Queen Mother covered her mouth with a handkerchief and almost didn’t laugh.
Come on. The emperor was so shocked by your comparison that he didn't even come back to his senses.
Ladies, mother-in-law, you fattened your mother-in-law because you thought you could use this method to raise pigs. You are really cowardly. Did you say that to your mother-in-law?
Tongtong: "..." I really don't mean that!
She immediately put on a serious face and said, "Huang Ama, my daughter-in-law does not mean the slightest bit of blasphemy. I went to play polo with my ladies earlier, and every time I saw the skinny children, I couldn't help but feel pity. In the past six months, I
Daughters-in-law often accompany their mothers in the streets and alleys to see the people's livelihood. Most of the children with chubby faces walking on the streets are from well-off families, and those with skinny faces and yellow muscles are mostly from poor families. Go hiking.
When we were there, E Niang and I also saw a child who was hunting pig grass. The child was barefoot, small, with thin ribs. He was only the size of Hongxu at that time. When we met him, we asked more questions.
A few words. I learned from this question that a small family with relatively good conditions can raise one pig a year. If there are more pigs, there will be nothing for the pigs to eat. However, even if the pigs are raised at home, some children will grow up to adulthood.
At ten years old, I still don’t know what pork tastes like. In the past few years, Huang Ama has promoted high-yielding crops, and the people have gradually stopped starving to death. After that, it is time to slowly call the people to death.
Eat well, and then eat well! Only when you eat well can your body be strong. When you are strong, the people are strong. Only when the people are strong can the army be strong. The ladies are dedicated to sharing the worries of the emperor..."
Before he finished speaking, the emperor waved his hand and said no more! Anyway, the reason why ladies eat fat and change their living habits for decades is to prove that it is feasible to raise pigs in the same way as they raise them.
You are the only one who dares to say this far-fetchedly!
Although he is eloquent and eloquent, if he didn't always pity those children who can't afford to eat meat, he wouldn't be able to remember this incident at this moment, let alone say these words directly and honestly.
The emperor said, "Did you know that in the early years, the imperial court issued a decree prohibiting the planting of ginseng."
I know! I knew it when I bought the mountain outside the customs, but the home-grown ginseng is not occupying fertile land for planting, but a kind of planting that imitates the wild environment. No management is involved in the process, and people are still allowed to grow in the mountain environment.
There is no loophole. Therefore, no one has criticized it.
At this moment, the emperor asked again: "Do you know why planting ginseng was not allowed in the first place?"
Because the imperial court felt that artificial planting lacked the spiritual energy contained in heaven and earth, which was disrespecting the laws of nature.
But Tongtong didn't think so, so she said, "Huang Ama, in the Three-Character Sutra for children's enlightenment, there is a sentence, 'Horses, cattle, sheep, chickens, dogs, and dolphins, these six animals are raised by humans.' My daughter-in-law dared to ask, where are pigs?"
What was it like before it was raised by humans? It also grew wild. Later, people slowly domesticated it and raised it. At first, people gave it pigweed and found whatever it would eat in the wild.
Later, people domesticated crops, things like wheat bran, etc., and tried to feed it by adding things that humans couldn't eat. Then they found that feeding it like this made it grow meat faster than simply feeding pigs and grass. So, more and more people began to eat it.
The more I recognize this feeding method, the more I can see that this method is constantly changing..."
So, you just watched your mother-in-law get fat to verify your guess. Now, you have fed your mothers-in-law fat, so your guess has been verified! The conclusion is: raise your mother-in-law in the same way.
Pigs should also be fattened, is that what you mean?
