"Damn it, my head is flying. Dong Qingjun, does the airbag you created work?"
"Damn it, that's the crooked thing made by your seat belt team, it cut off people's heads."
"Fart, it's obviously because the air bag didn't open. You guys are reluctant to use explosives, right? Everyone is dead, so it's useless to save this."
"Last time, too much airbag sprayed out from the outlet of the airbag, blowing up the 'driver's face. I used so much airbag that even the person who was not hit was killed by the poison."
The cheapest car costs tens of thousands, this is going to cost him his life!!
Moreover, Li Wenjun had no mercy and allowed his workers to be used as guinea pigs.
He pointed at Li Wenjun with a trembling finger, and then he was so angry that he couldn't speak and leaned towards the car.
Only now did Tao Guangming see clearly that the car was fixed on a ground conveyor belt.
There was a dead sheep tied to the driver's seat, and now the sheep's head had flown onto the dashboard.
Dong Qingjun came over and touched the plastic dummy's head, and laughed ferociously: "Dong Tao, you are here. Are you ready to die?"
Only then did Tao Guangming suddenly understand what Li Wenjun meant when he asked him to be a dummy that looked like a real person.
Li Wenjun said: "Come on, let's do it again and show the leader of the dummy R&D team what kind of dummy we want."
Everyone agreed in unison: "I will definitely satisfy Mr. Tao."
Everyone pushed the car back and put the dummy on the driver's seat.
Li Wenjun said: "It doesn't have to be fifty kilometers. Just follow the minimum speed that Mr. Tao usually drives, which is forty kilometers."
Tao Guangming: "Ah, that's not necessary. In fact, I already understand."
Li Wenjun nodded: "Definitely."
Tao Guangming looked at the dummy that looked exactly like him, and felt that the dummy was also looking at him and asking him for help.
"No, no, no." He murmured, "No."
The car started to accelerate and rushed towards the wall.
This time the airbags were fully deployed, and there was a "bang bang bang" sound, like several bottles of champagne being opened in a row.
Tao Guangming approached cautiously.
The plastic man was hit by the airbag from all sides and shattered into pieces, becoming beyond recognition.
It's too awful.....
"This time it's fierce."
"Dong Qingjun, is that airbag of yours meant to save people or kill people?"
"Fart, this is a plastic man, can it compare? Besides, this airbag is just for testing the position, the material has not been finalized yet. But it is a bit too hard."
"The real person also asked you to pinch him to death. I'm not discouraged at all."
"I've already said that I haven't researched that far yet."
Tao Guangming's lips trembled and he almost cried.
Li Wenjun patted his shoulder with a heavy expression: "Sorry, say goodbye to your clone. Now you know what kind of dummy I want, do it well."
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Tao Guangming went back and told Ji Rushi about this angrily.
Not only did Ji Rushi not sympathize with him, she also laughed at him fiercely: "Damn it. If you want to be lazy, you will be crushed to pieces, right?"
Tao Guangming got on the bed angrily, and then suddenly found himself tied up by Li Wenjun in an experimental vehicle that was accelerating towards the concrete wall.
There was a loud "bang" sound.
He was so frightened that he sat up from the bed, panting heavily, sweating profusely, and stroking his chest: "Fortunately, it was a dream."
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He called Tang Zhaonian and cried: "My thousand-dollar clone was smashed to pieces by that bastard Li Wenjun in front of me. The psychological shadow it caused on me was too great. I think that
The moment the dummy broke, a part of me followed it."
Tang Zhaonian was pulled up in the middle of the night and listened to his ramble for half an hour. He finally broke out and cursed: "Crazy. Who wants you to make the dummy exactly like yourself? Also, I am a gangster and a financial giant. Not you."
Neighborhood committee aunt, if you have nothing to do, just call me and cry to me, I will be annoyed to death."
Tao Guangming: "Even you are like this...you still asked me to call you uncle..."
Tang Zhaonian took a deep breath: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, don't cry. Can you bother your uncle next time?"
Tao Guangming: "Who?"
Tang Zhaonian: "Ji Qingtao. That bastard is perverted anyway. He will definitely be happy to listen to you, and then he will laugh at you, ah, no, he will comfort you properly."
Tao Guangming: "I tried. He said he was busy taking care of the baby and asked me not to bother him. You are the only one in the world who can understand me. Listen to me..."
Tang Zhaonian: "Brother, you've been talking for half an hour, and I haven't heard you yet... You can't always catch a sheep and pluck it out."
Tang Zhaonian hung up the phone and immediately told Yang Shouzhuo.
Then Yang Shouzhuo called and laughed at Tao Guangming.
Tao Guangming was completely depressed: Damn, there are no good people in this world!
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The next day, Li Wenjun heard that Yang Shouzhuo had called to laugh at Tao Guangming. He laughed at him again, held him down before Tao Guangming was about to lift the table, and began to reiterate the dummy's request to him seriously.
"It is not accurate to say that the dummy is exactly the same as a real person. In fact, it should be said that it is a highly standard instrument with similar performance to a real person. Before use, each part of it needs to be subject to standard compliance verification, which is referred to as 'calibration'."
Tao Guangming pursed his lips: I was careless. How could this bastard arrange such an easy job for me?
Li Wenjun continued: "Not only that, you also have to consider the cost of selling to customers in the future, so it is absolutely impossible to use titanium alloy for the skeleton. You can only replace it with cheaper materials. When it is finally made, it is estimated that the selling price will be controlled at 10
Five to two hundred thousand yuan is fine."
Tao Guangming pursed his lips secretly again: I'll go ahead and make a dummy out of this guy, and I want to sell one for hundreds of thousands to others. Isn't this just daydreaming? A car only costs hundreds of thousands, right?
Which scapegoat would spend this money? Only a fool like Li Wenjun.
But he didn't dare to say it for fear of being slapped in the face later.
Li Wenjun said: "And you have to consider that different types of dummies used in different impact tests will cause different damage parts to the human body in frontal and side collisions, so the key parts of the dummy design and monitoring are also different. It is best to be able to make a man.
The dummies of women and children are out. Also, they will be needed for aircraft experiments in the future."
Tao Guangming's interest was immediately piqued by the last sentence. He widened his eyes and asked, "Also for aircraft testing?"
Li Wenjun said: "Yes. Once you make the dummy, you will be an engineer involved in aircraft research and development."
Tao Guangming immediately became energetic and confidently took out the second edition.
Li Wenjun took one look and rejected it directly: "No."
It's all stainless steel from head to toe.
To be precise, it's just that the outer shell of the car has been changed into a smaller version of a humanoid.
Tao Guangming was unconvinced: "Why not?"
Li Wenjun said: "Do you know what simulation is? It means that not only the strong parts must be as strong as the prototype, but the weak parts must also be as weak as the prototype."
He tapped the dummy's chest with his fingers: "That sound when your chest hits?! This is an Iron Warrior. It's a shame that Hollywood doesn't invite you to be a prop master."
