Tao Guangming was stunned: "Yes. Why didn't I think of that?"
Li Wenjun sighed: "I've said it all. Don't think about doing everything yourself. Leave professional matters to professionals."
Tao Guangming spent 50,000 yuan to conduct research on "Human Bone Strength" in the Department of Medicine.
A month later, I got a beautiful data report. This is much more real and effective than what I found from the data.
Tao Guangming and the others compared the average values of various strengths and finally found a type of fiberglass that was the closest.
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In fact, Tao Guangming encountered problems here. Other teams did not have smooth sailing either.
For example, Dong Qingjun is responsible for airbags. Li Wenjun gave him two people in total. These two people are students who are about to graduate this year. One is named Du and the other is Huang. They and Dong Qingjun also took a car manufacturing class together and are considered classmates.
Li Wenjun only gave them 20,000 yuan and asked them to use it first and wait until it was finished.
The combined age of the three of them is not as old as Zuo Bowen.
During the meeting, Zuo Bowen looked at them and smiled kindly: Haha, these three silly boys were brought up by my apprentice. Sure enough, they don't look very smart.
The three boys were full of energy and enthusiasm, and promised to complete the task.
When the meeting ended, everyone came over and patted them on the shoulder and said, "Young people are scary." It was the first time they accepted such a big and important task, and it was an independent R&D team with its own R&D space and funds. It was so rare.
In fact, everyone just cheered them up.
Li Wenjun always allocates millions of R&D funds.
Giving Dong Qingjun and the others 20,000 yuan, isn't it just to let the three children play house?
Or maybe Li Wenjun is mainly trying to train young people, and if he succeeds, it will be an unexpected surprise.
After returning from the meeting, the two children asked Dong Qingjun: "Team leader, what should we do first?"
Dong Qingjun said: "I will check the information, and you will be responsible for the translation and reporting."
Then he followed Tao Guangming in the library to check information for many days, and made a bunch of copies back.
The three of them translated and wrote a 20,000-word report.
After finishing writing, I discovered a serious problem: these materials may seem very high-end, but they are actually of no use.
Even the material of the airbag was not clearly stated.
They tried thin canvas, but it didn't work. It was too hard, and the head of Tao Guangming's plastic dummy was crushed.
Then the three young men squatted in a circle and scratched their heads: What should we do...
Xiao Du said: "Team leader, I think this thing is just a balloon."
Dong Qingjun's eyes lit up: "Eh? What you said makes sense. Isn't this just a thicker balloon?"
Xiao Huang: "What material are the balloons made of?"
Xiao Du: "Latex. Latex is soft enough, so it won't burst your head."
Xiao Huang: "There's no need to buy it. I have connections and can get it for free. Save some money."
Then the next day, Xiao Huang brought two large boxes of condoms.
He said he wanted to do some research, and relatives at the hospital's gynecology clinic generously gave him a bunch of them.
Dong Qingjun’s face wrinkled: “Can this thing work?”
Xiao Huang: "Okay! Why not? Men can't say no. Didn't you mean latex? How can a balloon be so thick? You see, it also has lubricant and does not contain pigments."
Dong Qingjun frowned and thought for a long time, then said: "Okay, let's make do with it first. There will be more places to spend money later."
They share a laboratory with Tao Guangming's dummy research team.
Tao Guangming and others are thinking about how to use fiberglass to make joints that can move without breaking.
After discussing it for several days, I felt that it would be good to just use the original joint structure of the human body.
After understanding this, everyone was so excited.
Then I made the femur and knee joint first, and the effect was pretty good.
I'm already doing my fingers today.
This kind of small joint is so delicate that it is difficult to use abrasive tools, so you can only pinch it with your hands.
At this moment, each of them was holding a small piece of fiberglass that had not yet solidified, like embroidery, and was squeezing it with their heads down.
Tao Guangming's fingers were thick, his hands were shaking, and his eyes were almost facing each other, so he finally pinched one out, but he didn't have time to laugh.
"boom."
Suddenly there was an explosion behind him.
He was so frightened that his knuckles that he had just pinched were broken by him.
"Fuck! Who?!"
Tao Guangming turned around angrily and found that it was Dong Qingjun.
Dong Qingjun, Xiao Huang and Xiao Du were smiling at each other: "Eh, uh, uh. It's too loud, it won't work."
Don't be angry, don't be angry.
Tao Guangming greeted Cen Qin and Dong Weimin in his heart, then took the bottle containing the resin mixture and was about to squeeze out more, but before he could start, there was another loud "bang" behind him.
Tao Guangming trembled. He used too much force in his hand, and the resin mixture squeezed his face.
"Hey, Dong Qingjun, what are you doing?"
Tao Guangming jumped up.
Dong Qingjun and the other three were each holding a condom and blowing it.
Tao Guangming's face wrinkled: "Dong Qingjun, how old are you, and you still play this?"
Dong Qingjun said vaguely: "You don't understand. We are doing an experiment."
Tao Guangming cursed: "It's a crappy experiment. I think you guys are just here to cause trouble."
Someone next to me kneaded one, took it over and said, "Dr. Tao, I also..."
"boom."
It broke again.
"What the hell. Dong Qingjun, please go out and brag."
Then Dong Qingjun and the three of them were kicked out.
Today, the kindergarten teacher saw that the weather was nice and took the children out for a walk by the river.
Several children ran across the bridge and came here. They watched Dong Qingjun and the three of them blow, squeeze, and then blow. They were so excited that they screamed and jumped.
"Give me one, give me one."
"Uncle, give me one."
Sun Dacheng is also inside.
There were quite a lot of condoms anyway, so Xiao Huang handed a box to Sun Dacheng.
Sun Dacheng immediately distributed it to the children. On his way back to the kindergarten, he happened to run into the elementary school recess, so he handed the remaining half of the box to them through the fence.
Early in the morning, they were blowing up "balloons" with a smile.
Tiaotiao rolled her eyes and snorted: "I have a lot of them at home, what's the fun?"
Then I blew up the "balloon" early and followed Dot in the air. You took pictures of me and I took pictures of you. It was a great time.
Tiaotiao: "Hey, give me one, give me one."
The children all came to grab it.
Then all hell breaks loose.
On the playground and in the kindergarten, "balloons" are flying all over the world.
Some children still filled it with water, dripped red and blue ink into the water, tied the holes tightly, smashed them hard against the wall, and then watched the "bubbles" explode like fireworks.
There are also children who poke small holes with needles, fill them with water, and then wave them in their hands.
Like a shower, it spreads all over the classroom.
The children were playing like crazy, screaming and laughing.
When the teachers came out and took a look, they were all confused: What is going on?!
What's floating in the air, what children are holding in their hands, and what they're playing with as volleyballs are condoms.
