In the yard where the patient rested, the sunlight filtered through the leaves and left mottled tree shadows on Lu Nanke's white coat.
Lu Nanke became increasingly helpless as he looked at the patients in the courtyard who were lazily sunbathing like lazy cats.
Especially Wu De in front of him.
"I'm really not sick. It's just that I have some secrets that others don't know. Why don't you believe it, Lao Lu? Aren't we growing up?"
Lu Nanke took out a notebook from his white coat pocket and a pen from his breast pocket: "Oh, what secret do you think you have?"
The guy in his twenties wearing a striped hospital gown whispered: "Lao Lu, there is a monster hidden in my body! The kind with super powers!"
"Oh." Lu Nanke squinted at him, "Then let's set a fireball and see."
"Won't."
Lu Nanke narrowed his eyes: "What about invisibility? What about telepathy? What about flying? You must know one."
Wu De looked at him as if he was a psycho: "I told you it was the monster in my body that could do it, but I'm not it. How could I do it?"
Lu Nanke: "...Actually, I also have super powers. For example, I can discharge electricity."
"I believe you." An uncle sitting next to Wu De put his elbows back on the back of the bench and crossed his legs. "I'm not sick either. I just hide secrets in my heart. Aren't they still
Locked me in?"
Lu Nanke was too lazy to pay attention to him.
Very few people who were able to come in said they were sick.
If you really say that you are sick, you may have run out to avoid debt because you owe a lot of debt.
Seeing that Lu Nanke ignored him, the uncle came over and said, "Doctor Lu, do you want to know my secret?"
Lu glanced at him.
Seeing Lu Nanke looking over, the uncle grinned: "I work in real estate. Believe it or not, housing prices will be halved before the end of the year!"
Lu Nanke looked at him like a mental patient.
House prices cut in half?
Last year it doubled in less than a year! Even if the house price dropped slightly before he entered the previous false world, but cut it in half?
He would rather believe that the American commander used a cannon to shoot himself into the sun than believe that domestic housing prices will plummet!
This man also said he was not sick!
"Haha, the house price has been cut in half? You still say you are not sick?" A Mediterranean uncle who was strolling and sunbathing next to him laughed at him.
Seeing that Lu Nanke's attention had been attracted, he looked around, then moved closer to the three of them and lowered his voice: "Let me tell you three a secret..."
Lu Nanke stared blankly, but the real estate man's attention was attracted: "What's the secret? Do you also think housing prices are going to fall?"
"What should I do if my mortgage loan falls?" Mediterranean retorted, and then said with a solemn expression: "Do you know? Those stocks in the pharmaceutical industry are going to rise sharply!"
Lu Nanke: "..."
This is crazy!
Oh, no, it's mental illness.
And this was originally a mental hospital...
Sighing, Lu Nanke wrote the word "sick" in his notebook, then turned and walked towards the building: "You guys share secrets slowly, it's time for me to get off work."
When he reached the building, he turned around and said, "By the way, remember to take your medicine on time."
"Okay! Don't worry!"
After returning to the office and sitting down, Lu Nanke sighed.
The female doctor with a ponytail sitting opposite him, Shen Xinghua, looked away from the computer: "What's wrong?"
Lu Nanke handed her the medical record and sighed: "Those three people are more sick than each other. I feel that I need to increase the dose, or should I give them electric shock stimulation?"
Shen Xinghua's eyes paused for a moment on the medical record. After hearing his words, he curled his lips and pushed his hair behind his ears: "We are a regular mental hospital. Where did you get such a thing as electric shock? Don't make such jokes in the future."
, be careful if the dean hears about it and deducts your bonus."
Lu Nanke dismissed it: "Tsk, will I be afraid of him?"
Of course he's not afraid.
Lu Nanke, male, 27 years old.
He is a time traveler.
Strictly speaking, this is his second time traveling through time.
After that false world was shattered by Lu Wanqing's power, he left that world.
When he regained consciousness, he appeared in this mental hospital.
In this world, he is a doctor in a psychiatric hospital.
And he also lived an ordinary life for the first time in a long time.
I even met Wu De. He still grew up on his own, but...unexpectedly, he turned out to be mentally ill.
However, he was not allowed to bring his mobile phone with him when seeing patients, and he had no way to contact his mother, so he had to wait until after get off work.
Seeing his dismissive look, Shen Xinghua across from him sighed.
Lu Nanke raised his eyebrows: "Why, our court lady also has troubles sometimes?"
"It's not about the blind date website my dad opened." Shen Xinghua rolled his eyes at him and handed him a magenta mobile phone, "You can see for yourself."
Lu Nanke took the phone and looked at it, his face darkened.
Shen Xinghua's family runs a blind date website, and he knows it because he was lured by the other party this morning to become an annual member at a cost of 598.
To be honest, at that time, he just came to this world and had a dark eye, so he agreed in order not to be seen as a problem.
I didn’t expect there would be a sequel now!
What is displayed on the mobile phone is the personal page of the blind date website.
Lu Nanke discovered that there was an additional option in the lower right corner - "Real-time Matching".
It is said that according to your personality and conditions, you can request online matching with members of the opposite sex who match your conditions.
After clicking in, within three minutes, the website matched a female member.
However, profile pictures, height, weight, photos, jobs, requirements, etc. are all invisible!
Click on the opponent's avatar, and you actually have to spend ninety-nine yuan to unlock it!
After closing the website and putting his mobile phone in his pocket, Lu Nanke took off his white coat with a dark face and put it on the chair. Then he said to Shen Xinghua who also stood up: "Your website is really a scam! I finally understand why you can open it so well."
Got a BMW."
After saying that, he walked out.
Shen Xinghua followed him and asked him: "Why are you going? Give me your phone back first. That's my phone."
"It's time to get off work! I'm going home! What, you want to be my girlfriend? That's perfect, I don't have to go on blind dates anymore!" Lu Nanke reluctantly handed over his phone.
Shen Xinghua laughed endlessly: "Let's forget it, I'm still young and have no plans to find a partner yet."
"cut!"
Lu Nanke curled his lips and walked forward.
After walking through the corridor and returning to the doctor's dormitory, he opened the door of his dormitory and turned around and said: "Okay, go back quickly. Aren't you going to be on duty today? Or are you planning to come in and have a drink with me? How about having sex after drinking?
Don't blame me."
"No, no, I'll be right back!" Shen Xinghua waved his hand quickly.
"Tsk!"
Boom——!
Lu Nanke slammed the door hard.
Shen Xinghua stood quietly for a few minutes, then turned around and walked to the next room.
There is already a doctor in a white coat standing here.
Through the single-sided glass, Shen Xinghua looked at Lu Nanke, who was lying on the bed in a daze, and sighed: "Dean, you heard it all."
"Um."
This is a man in his fifties who looks like a black boss with his silver hair combed back.
He is Zhou Kejie, the director of this mental hospital.
Just now, he was observing the reaction of Inland Nanke in the next room through the one-way glass on the wall, as well as the radio equipment installed on Shen Xinghua.
Dean Zhou continued to observe Lu Nanke and said without looking back: "How is the situation?"
"He still thinks he is a doctor, and the word 'ill' is written on the medical record. Moreover, he also speculated about a non-existent blind date website, and he also took the plastic mobile phone toy I gave him just now as real.
.”
The girl with high ponytail looked at the handsome face next door through the one-way glass, feeling unbearable, "Dean, what disease does he have?"
Looking at Lu Nanke who was already paralyzed on the bed in the next room and starting to feel dazed, the old dean sighed deeply and then handed the medical record in his hand to Shen Xinghua.
Shen Xinghua opened the medical record and Lu Nanke's information came into view.
【Lu Nanke, male, 27 years old.
Height one hundred and seventy-nine centimeters.
Weight seventy-five kilograms.
He was diagnosed with hypochondriasis and mild cognitive impairment.
Symptom 1: Thinking that you are a time traveler.
Symptom 2: Thinking that you have a monster girlfriend.
Symptom 3: Thinking that you are a mental hospital doctor.
Symptom 4: He speculates on a non-existent dating website and thinks he is a member and has paid the membership fee, but in fact he has no money at all.
Symptom 5: Thinking that you can discharge electricity and have super powers.
Symptom 6: Presuming that your parents who passed away twenty years ago are still alive.]