The two of them muttered at the door for a long time, and in the end, the cautious Yin Can dragged Xiao Han away from here.
As a school that has been passed down for thousands of years, they have their own perfect recruitment system. Yin Can feels that there is no need to listen to Xiao Han's crooked ideas. After all, this kid is really unreliable.
"Why study? Study to get ahead! Is this answer clear enough? Look, the weather is so nice today, why don't you go home and take a nap?"
After being politely "sent" out through the back door, Xiao Han scratched his head and wanted to say something else, but the door behind him was already slammed shut!
Then, there was the sound of rattling iron chains, as if they were guarding against some ancient ferocious beast!
I finally realized that I was being forced to "see off guests".
Xiao Han was stunned, then his eyes widened and he yelled at the door: "Hey, I won't steal your tricks, so what's the matter? And Taoist Master Sun, he was invited here and he wasn't even allowed in?"
Yin Can's fading voice floated from behind the door: "No matter when Master Sun comes, we will open the middle door to welcome him! Well, as long as he comes!"
"As long as he comes? You didn't know he was gone!" Xiao Han was stunned when he heard this. He was not surprised how Yin Can knew that Lao Sun was gone, but because he was demolishing the bridge across the river too fast?! He was demolished with an excavator.
?
"Yin Can, let me go to your uncle!"
Xiao Han became angry from embarrassment, raised his foot and kicked hard towards the door.
Then... he saw that the door panel only shook slightly, but his feet immediately lost consciousness.
Before the pain came, Xiao Han suddenly thought: When the academy gate was built, all iron wood was used!
"ah……"
Behind the college, a scream echoed through the sky, suppressing even the annoying cicada sound.
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"Hiss...it hurts! Old Sun, you are so shameless! Just leave as you say! And just leave, and take the carriage with you! Unfortunately, I am injured, and I have to sit on a cart.
I was sunbathing up and down and almost died on the road!"
In the Xiao Mansion in Yangzhou, Xiao Han was lying on a soft chair with his right foot raised high. While he was suffering from pain, he did not forget to scold Sun Simiao who was treating his injury.
There is just one thing that Xiao Han seems to have forgotten: regardless of ancient or modern times, offending a doctor is a very miserable thing...
"Hmph! It's obvious that you came up with the idea yourself and ended up being kicked out. Why do you still rely on the old master? Wait! This foot is misaligned and needs bone correction!" Sun Simiao was angered by Xiao Han's monk-like nagging and slapped him with a bad attitude.
Roll up your sleeves and prepare for his powerful bone-setting skills!
Xiao Han was shocked when he saw this. He pulled his foot back with a swish and asked with a glare: "Wait a minute! Isn't this just a simple contusion? I didn't hurt any bones at all, so how can I fix my bones?!"
"Then you need massage to activate blood circulation!" Sun Simiao didn't care about Xiao Han at all. After smiling sternly, he grabbed Xiao Han's feet, and then used the "blood circulation technique" he had just developed while he screamed in agony...
"Honey, do you think there are no good people these days? Even Lao Sun has turned bad now!" At night, Xiao Han lay slumped in the bedroom and asked Xue Pan with a depressed expression.
Xue Pan, who had a bulging belly, was holding a bottle of tiger bone wine and was gently wiping Xiao Han's injury. After hearing his words, he raised his head and said with a smile: "What's wrong with Doctor Sun? Look at this foot, it's still swollen at noon."
Boss, after being treated by him, aren’t you much better now? Besides, didn’t he give you that book as well?”
Xiao Han rolled his eyelids and said angrily: "What did you give it to? I stole it... ahem, I took it myself!"
“Do you really believe that you can steal his things?”
Daniel, find this book."
"Humph, you don't appreciate that!" Xiao Han curled his lips and muttered. Then his eyes slid to the thick thread-bound ancient book placed beside the bed.
On the slightly yellowed book, the three big characters "Baopuzi" are particularly clear, as if they are inlaid on the paper like iron paintings and silver hooks.
In fact, strictly speaking, "Baopuzi" is not an isolated and rare book.
Because in the Taoist family, Tianshi Ge Hong was really famous!
There are even rumors that he was the last Taoist to achieve enlightenment and become an immortal.
Therefore, the works he left behind were widely copied by Taoist disciples and descendants, and eventually became a Taoist doctrine.
His feet felt cold, and the medicinal wine began to take effect. Xiao Han snorted in comfort, then took the book over and opened it.
At the beginning, all the records in the book were obscure Taoist seal characters. Xiao Han sadly realized that he could not understand them at all! So he flipped back and forth, but he still didn’t understand! He continued to flip through...
"Elbow backup for emergencies?"
He didn't know how many pages he had turned, but a familiar line of words jumped into his eyes. Xiao Han was immediately startled and sat up from the bed.
"Oops! Don't move!" Xue Pan was startled by Xiao Han's sudden movement and subconsciously waved his hand and patted his foot!
"Oh~hiss!"
Poor Xiao Han only felt a soreness, numbness, and pain coming from his feet, as if the feet were not his! The taste was so refreshing!
"Ah, I'm sorry, are you okay?"
Xue Pan also realized at this time that what he had just hit seemed to be his injured leg. He quickly threw down the medicinal wine and asked with concern.
"fine……"
What can Xiao Han say? This is his wife, and she is not a fool who can vent her anger, so she can only suck in the cold air and shake her head!
Fortunately, I still have this book on hand.
In ancient times, Duke Guan concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison.
Later, Linglingqi was obsessed with watching porn movies and getting bullets.
Today we have no choice but to study hard to overcome the pain in our feet! Maybe it will become a good thing if it spreads out in the future!
Gritting his teeth, he forced himself to start reading.
Xiao Han's original intention was to relieve the pain in his feet, but he didn't expect that when he saw it, he was actually immersed in it!
"Tian Xing's scabies? They are red spots at first, but soon turn into white pustules. People seem to be possessed by evil spirits, and nine out of ten people die! Gosh, this is smallpox! Didn't later generations say that the first people to record smallpox were Arabs? Why did Taoist Ge Hong remember it? no one knows?
If you are injured by a mad dog, you can apply the brain of the mad dog to the affected area to avoid hydrophobia! This is rabies! This disease does not have a 100% mortality rate? How can it be cured?
There are many sand lice in the mountains and rivers. They are very thin and slightly invisible. When people bathe in the water or take a bath in the water, the worms infect the human body in the water! I'll kill Sanqing... Emitofu! This is parasitic scrub typhus! He doesn't have a microscope. , how do you know about parasites?”
(Note: Ge Hong, a famous Taoist priest, medical scientist, and alchemist in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, was the first in the world to record smallpox! The first to prevent and treat rabies! The first to discover that Artemisia annua can treat malaria! The founder of preventive medicine, etc. …
He is the author of the book "Baopuzi", with 116 original chapters, 70 of which are now available, and the rest cannot be traced. Every time I think about this, my heart aches.)
