"Hey, I don't know where the old man went. I thought I would have nothing to worry about if I had money, but I didn't expect that I would have to worry a lot, and there was no one to share it with..."
Suddenly thinking of Old Man Hua, Xiao Han seemed to be discouraged all of a sudden. The person he wanted to show off and talk to the most was not around, and the joy of a windfall eclipsed a lot.
Walking on the soft green grass, the aroma of the grass mixed with the earthy smell of the soil always smells so good.
He stopped and bent down to pick up a wild mint from the ground. This was what Old Man Hua taught him. If Xiao Han hadn't had a blind eye, he would never have recognized that this thing was the owner of the mint.
material.
Picking up a leaf and stuffing it into my mouth, I felt the coolness of the spleen, heart and lungs. Without the neutralization of the sweet candy, this coolness seemed to be clearer.
Xiao Han doesn't like to eat mints. When he was a child, the orphanage bought other candies. Xiao Han and his group of orphans would always eat them up in the shortest time. No one likes to eat mints, even the most greedy Xiao Han.
Han, I only eat one when I'm really greedy and can't stand it anymore, and I'll vomit it up very quickly...
Thinking of the past, Xiao Han didn't know whether to laugh or be sad. Now he is no longer like before. He often thinks of future generations. It seems that those memories are fading...
Time is indeed the most powerful thing, so powerful that it will dilute everything...
"Hey, I don't want to think about it anymore. I don't want to think about it anymore. Even if I think about it, I can't go back. The past is the past. Now I want money and people. The future emperors will all be my buddies. This is much more enjoyable than being a miserable office worker.
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Breaking away from the memories, he comforted himself, threw the mint aside, patted the soil, and took one last look in the direction of Chang'an. Xiao Han shook his head. He was about to return home. The assassination incident a few days ago was still
It left a little shadow in his heart. Xiao Han rarely goes out alone now.
There is an old saying in China, good things don't work, bad things work. Just after thinking about the assassin, the man had not yet stood still, when Xiao Han suddenly heard a very strange gasping sound.
"It can't be so accurate..."
Xiao Han's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly followed the sound and looked over. Unexpectedly, at this glance, his blood ran cold...
On the grass not far in front of him, there was a ferocious-looking, huge black dog! It was grinning at him...
"I... choke it, it scared daddy to death!!! Whose dog is it? Someone is taking care of it, but no one is taking care of it?"
Eyes like copper bells! Canine teeth as long as one finger! A body like a calf, and the saliva dripping on the grass. All of these seem to tell Xiao Han that I am a vicious dog...
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Looking at the vicious dog that was stronger than himself, Xiao Han felt that his head was freezing. Not to mention that such a big dog jumped out unexpectedly. Even if he was mentally prepared, he couldn't stand it!
"Doggie, be good, don't come here. I am the Marquis. If you dare to bite me, you will definitely be executed... For the sake of your dog, you must not be impulsive..."
However, it is a pity that Xiao Han's dog talk definitely did not reach level eight. The vicious dog not only did not flinch, but also took a step closer. This time, Xiao Han was so frightened that he no longer dared to reason with the dog, and screamed at his throat
Just shout: "Help, where is the dog owner dead? Come out and take your dog away!!!"
Unexpectedly, the dog owner did not shout out, but the dog moved one step forward. Xiao Han was so frightened that he almost collapsed, and a sudden thought came to his mind, that is, run away!
However, anyone who has experienced extreme fear knows that when a person is extremely frightened, the body will not obey the command of the brain at all!
Xiao Han now only feels like his legs are filled with lead. He can't move at all, and he can't even turn his eyes...
"Why am I wandering around alone? Why don't I take them with me? Even if I can't outrun a dog, at least I can outrun them..."
Xiao Han regretted that his intestines were green at this time, but the most useless thing in the world is regret. Even if you regret to death, things will not change at all...
Besides, this big dog that suddenly appeared looks a bit like the dog in Tom and Jerry, but it’s just too big! It’s like a calf, with long fur, and a pair of eyes staring at Xiao Han closely.
, and he didn’t bark! He only made a sound of Ulu Ulu in his throat, but this is not a good sign. Isn’t it said that biting dogs don’t bark?
"Help... Dog-headed General, Dog-headed General! Where did you die! Come and save me!!!"
Xiao Han watched helplessly as the saliva from the huge dog's mouth almost formed into a small pool of water on the ground. Finally, a name popped into his mind. Before the dog pounced on him, he opened his mouth and shouted loudly.
They all changed their voices...
"Woooo...woof!"
The dog-headed general didn't come, but the dog seemed to be startled. The big dog facing Xiao Han suddenly barked at him twice, and then saw its two hind legs flexing, as if it would pounce at any time!
Xiao Han was almost scared to death now, and couldn't care about anything else. He yelled: "Hurry up! If you don't come out, the first thing I will do after I survive is to smash your dog's head!!"
"Who? Which king is it..."
It seemed that Cangtian heard Xiao Han's cry for help and couldn't bear to play with him anymore. Just when Xiao Han was about to roll his eyes, a head suddenly appeared in the grass in the distance.
He was dressed in a servant's clothes haphazardly, and the two small eyes above his rosy nose were squinted, as if he had just woken up. He glanced sleepily here, opened his mouth to curse, and suddenly felt something was wrong.
, take a closer look...
Now I can see clearly, it is really Mr. Hou!
The dog-headed general's eyes widened in an instant, and his mouth began to lose control: "King...wangwang..."
"You're so big! Come over here and get it away, hurry up! My legs are weak!"
Xiao Han had never felt that the dog-headed general's face was so handsome, but he never expected that the next second he would bark like a dog for himself...
I almost wet my pants, but you are still barking like a dog? My heart is so full of curses from this dog-headed general...
"Damn it, your uncle, you still worry about howling like a dog. When I get out of trouble, I will let you eat with the dog every day. If you want to learn, I will let you learn it thoroughly!"
As everyone knows, the dog-headed general was scared out of his wits at this time. Fortunately, the Marquis was not bitten by the dog. If he had been bitten, he could not imagine his miserable life in the future. Without the Marquis taking action, the craftsmen and auxiliary soldiers around him
They will probably put him in a dilemma of life and death!
"Your uncle, are you still standing there stupidly? Don't come over again! I won't be having barbecue tonight!"
"Huh? Okay! Don't be afraid, Mr. Hou, it doesn't dare to bite you!"
After being scolded by Xiao Han in a broken voice, the dog-headed general came back to his senses. He didn't even bother to put on his shoes. He jumped out of the grass and blew several times while running towards it.
Sharp whistle!
"No, am I afraid of dogs?"
Poor Xiao Han almost fainted, but he was still pretending to be calm. He said he was not afraid, but he was lying. If my legs and feet hadn't been weak now, I would have turned around and disappeared long ago!
But he is indeed the dog-headed general appointed by Xiao Han, and this command is quite effective. The scary big dog was a little hesitant when he saw the dog-headed general coming out, and did not dare to pounce on him for a long time. Now when he heard the whistle, he immediately ran away with his tail between his legs.
When I got to the side, I didn’t dare to look back!
"My mother-in-law has come... and finally left..."
Watching the big dog run away helplessly, Xiao Han felt himself relax all of a sudden. The urge to pee surged in his stomach. He ignored the obsequious dog-headed general and quickly got into the grass, unbuttoned his pants and started to drain...
"Oh my God, I almost peed my pants. It's so embarrassing!"
After peeing for a full minute, Xiao Han came out of the grass panting. When he saw the dog-headed general still standing there, he became angry! Just when he was about to curse, the dog-headed general started.
He spoke.
"Master Hou, you, why are you here..."
Seeing Xiao Han's unkind look, the dog-headed general's legs began to tremble subconsciously, fearing that the prince would do something irrational in anger, such as roasting a living person...
"Why am I here? Why can't I come?"
The more I think about it, the angrier I get, so I come here and touch the dog-headed general’s butt with both feet!
By the way, Xiao Han likes to kick people's butts more and more now. He learned this from Liu Hongji, who always beats or scolds his subordinates. When he gets angry, he will kick people, but he keeps kicking
, this relationship is not only lifeless, but has become closer. Didn't you see this guy come back alive, and the scene of crying in the street to welcome him?
"You still know that I'm here, and you want to scare me to death with such a broken dog?! You dare to bart your teeth at me, and you're going to twitch, skin, and grill the dog meat tonight!"
When the dog-headed general saw Xiao Han raising his foot, he knew that his butt was going to suffer, so he didn't dare to hide. He was kicked twice!
He was about to beg for mercy as usual, but when he heard Xiao Han's angry words, he suddenly became anxious. He kept raising his hands and bowing, saying repeatedly: "Master Hou, I can't do it, I can't do it!"
"Why can't I do it? Lord Marquis, I want to eat dog meat, and that's it!"
It's okay if the dog-headed general didn't say that. As soon as he said that, Xiao Han's stubborn temper immediately came to him!
When he was a child, he went to play with his classmates and was once surrounded by several big wolf dogs. Fortunately, he was still smart at the time and knew not to run away, so he moved out of the door of the family without stopping. Otherwise, Xiao Han would not be here now.
People!
So since that time, Xiao Han has had some psychological shadow on this kind of ferocious-looking big dog.
The dog-headed general didn't know what medicine he took wrongly today. He changed his usual cowardly attitude of just nodding when seeing Xiao Han. He scratched his head and kept saying:
"Master Marquis, it's impossible. You want to eat dog meat. There are more than a hundred of them over there. It's up to you to choose. On the day you like it, I'll skin and dismantle it for you. But this dog really isn't from our family. Besides, it's
It's too big, and the meat won't taste good when grilled. I think it would be good to eat some vegetables, right?"
