Destroying the enemy out of sight is Xiao Han's greatest expectation for this new Fire Guard.
Maybe when this sentence is said, many people will sneer at it and think that Xiao Han is just talking about dreams.
A mere mortal wants to learn the magic of gods and kill people with flying swords thousands of miles away?
But in New Fire Guards, after seeing all kinds of incredible things that surpassed cognition, no one would doubt Xiao Han's words.
Even with today's conditions, they still can't achieve what Xiao Han described for them.
People in the New Fire Guards will only think that this is because they are too incompetent, not Xiao Han's plan, or that the direction is wrong!
The general will never be wrong. If the general is wrong, please refer to the first point!
This sentence is somewhat funny, but it is the unchanging truth in the hearts of all new Phobos soldiers.
Hearing Fatty suddenly talk about Xiao Han, Gouzi lost interest in talking for a while.
He leaned back on the chair and stretched, then looked up at the blue sky in a daze.
When Xiao Han took him out of the army, he was directly promoted to the rank of captain of the New Fire Guards, and was responsible for all matters inside and outside the New Fire Guards. Who could match this level of trust?
This is the captain! How old is he this year? He is only sixteen, if not in New Fire Guards. If he were in other places, he would have been criticized and scolded as a sieve.
The literati in the officialdom may not be good at anything else, but when it comes to finding faults, they are the masters of several others.
But……
Gouzi looked around at the quiet surroundings, and a feeling of powerlessness suddenly came to his heart.
Now more than half a year has passed since the establishment of New Phobos, but the scale of New Phobos is still about the same as before.
Not to mention compared with other Chang'an guards, even compared with the Bianzhen Guard, there are not as many people as others!
Of course, this refers to the number of people alone. In terms of actual combat effectiveness, Gouzi believes that except for the Xuanjia Army, which can compete with the New Phobos equipped with firearms, the New Phobos have no other opponents.
"Hey, there is a shortage of people..." Gouzi muttered to himself as he looked up at the white clouds on the horizon.
"If there's a shortage of people, we'll just recruit them. Anyway, those generals are trying to save our prince's reputation, so just go and pick them." The fat man squatted aside and said nonchalantly.
"Recruiting? That's easy to say!"
Unexpectedly, when Gouzi heard what he said, he immediately imitated Xiao Han and rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "Let's not talk about how high our requirements for people are and whether there are suitable candidates! Even if there are so many suitable candidates,
candidates, what can you do if you recruit them all now? How can that bullshit research institute be equipped with so many weapons? Without weapons, you let them charge with a machete? Isn’t it embarrassing?”
"Ahem, charging with a knife is not the style of our new Fire Guards! But, the research institute has given us a lot of mines, and there are also grenades that don't need to be ignited. It seems, probably
,Maybe……"
The fat man's voice became softer and softer, and in the last few sentences, it was almost as thin as a mosquito. If you hadn't seen his lips move, you probably wouldn't have known he was talking.
This was not because he suddenly lost his voice, but because he discovered that the way Gouzi looked at him was now very unkind...
"Hmph!"
Seeing the fat man succumbing to his "obscene power"... Gouzi finally snorted coldly, narrowed his eyes and said to him:
"Are you stupid? Are you still trying to help them? What kind of institute did those things you mentioned come from?
If only the Marquis hadn't sent flints and told them to change their mind, they don't have to hold up torches to light the fire, and they should fight back with mines and mines! Go ahead and throw mines!
And you see, before the Marquis went to Yangzhou, he asked them to study a musket, and the blueprints were drawn. After more than half a year, they made a fire stick! As long as there is a little more gunpowder, it will explode.
Morning glory, last time I went to do an experiment, I almost blew my brains out! If you still have the nerve to ask for funds, screw me!"
"Uh...yes, go to hell..."
Even though a fat man looks silly, he is definitely an expert when it comes to making decisions according to the circumstances!
Just now, some people were talking to the research institute, but now seeing that Gouzi was not interested in them at all, and even yelled at them, he immediately changed his camp and started to curse along with them!
For a time, in the two people's mouths, the institute immediately became a representative of incompetence, garbage, and waste.
Some of the grenades developed through research explode quickly, some explode slowly, and some don't explode at all.
Sometimes the mines would not go off even if they were stamped on them, but sometimes they would go off when no one touched them, which made them very nervous during the drill.
In short, the two of them, especially Gouzi, were extremely familiar with scolding the research institute and the designers, which was something they loved to hear. It was obvious from a glance that they had scolded each other behind their backs more than once or twice.
Just when two extremely bored guys were having fun scolding each other in the middle of the yard.
Suddenly, something fell from the sky and landed on their faces.
"Hey? It's raining? No, why is it the same as snow?"
Subconsciously, he touched his face. It was wet and slippery. Just when Gouzi was confused and wanted to ask the fat man, he saw the fat man on the side stretched out his tongue and licked his thick lips...
"Hey, don't eat it!"
At this time, Gouzi finally saw clearly what was falling from the sky. He was shocked and just wanted to stop it, but it was already too late!
I saw the fat man retracting his tongue, smacking his lips, and then...then his face began to change drastically!
A fat, round face turned from white to green, then from green to purple, and finally turned completely black!
"Ugh...what the hell! It stinks!" The fat man spat out a mouthful of spit. He stretched out his tongue and shouted while retching.
Seeing this, Gouzi suppressed his nausea and said: "It's bird droppings... Also, turn your head away, don't vomit at me! Ugh..."
I don’t know if this is retribution for swearing.
The two people who were attacked by bird droppings were retching at this time! After finally spitting out the dirt in their mouths, they wiped their faces randomly.
The two of them immediately raised their heads and looked at the sky, with fierce eyes looking for the flat-haired beast urinating everywhere.
"Don't let me see you. If I chase you all the way to the Qinling Mountains, I will shoot you down with an arrow and stew a pot of broth over a high fire!"
With his tongue drooping, the fat man had just said the cruel words when he heard a sharp eagle cry suddenly in the sky.
And at the moment when the eagle chirps, countless birds in the Qinling Mountains also rise into the sky and rush towards the depths of the mountains.
For a moment, there was only a lonely shadow hovering in the entire sky.
"Shut up! This is our eagle! If you dare to stew it, someone will stew you first!"
Gouzi also saw the figure of the falcon at this time. He was startled at first, and then slapped the fat man so hard that he grinned.
