"Are you really not lying? There are so many people, why don't any of them leave? Even if they are all greedy, then there must be someone like you who can go to the convenience store!" Xiao Han stared at the young Ah Zhi, his eyes burning.
asked.
Ah Zhi looked a little unnatural when he was looked at. He gritted his teeth and whispered after a while: "I'm not lying to you! Because even if it's convenient for those people, they can only move a few steps aside and won't go."
So far away.”
"Huh? Then why did you run so far?" At this time, the fat man on the side asked first.
"this……"
Ah Zhi looked at the people around him, gritted his teeth, and had a look of pain on his pale face, as if he didn't want to answer this question.
The fat man has been looking at him since he asked him!
Seeing his expression, he immediately sneered, rolled up his sleeves and said to Xiao Han: "Hey! Mr. Hou, let me just say that this guy is dishonest! Why don't you go ahead and leave this to me, and I will examine it properly.
No matter what you want to know about him, I can ask you! Even if you want to know how old he is for wetting the bed or peeking at women taking a shower, I can make him tell you the truth!"
The fat man spoke arrogantly, and the idiot next to him, Xiaodong and others all started laughing, and Gouzi slapped him in the back: "That's nonsense, why does the Marquis ask those questions? Do you think the Marquis also wants to...
"
Halfway through speaking, Gouzi suddenly felt bad! He quickly closed his mouth and turned his head to look secretly. Sure enough, Xiao Han's face on the side was as black as ink...
"Master Hou, I, I didn't mean that! I meant that you don't even like to see it, that's not right, that's not what I meant..."
The dog was speechless.
He spent all day in the camp with a group of hot-blooded young men. He had already been able to tell dirty jokes and dirty jokes, but now he accidentally let them slip. If he tried to explain them in a hurry, they only became darker and darker.
"Haha..." When the people around him saw this, they started laughing more and more arrogantly, especially the fat man, who laughed heartlessly.
Gouzi's face turned red from the laughter! Seeing this again, he counted the fat man's most exaggerated smile. He immediately frowned and said in a voice that seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth: "Is it funny?"
The fat man's laughter suddenly stopped. The corners of his mouth twitched twice, and he suddenly turned his head and looked at the young man on the ground fiercely: "Boy, do you still dare to make fun of my boss? Don't you want to live anymore?"
The young man on the ground is stupid. Has he ever laughed? Isn't your trick of diverting misfortune too clumsy?
However, although the young man was wronged, he did not dare to complain.
Because thieves! There are no human rights in this era!
As long as you are a thief, you deserve to be beaten to death if someone catches you!
How can it be the same as in later generations? When you encounter a thief, you have to treat them as "that's what", remind them kindly, and even take good care of them! You are afraid that if they fall or knock them, they will come back to you to compensate them!
The young man didn't dare to speak, but the fat man didn't want to let him go!
What a joke, if I don’t deal with you, don’t let the vengeful Gouzi brother divert his attention! The two hundred kilograms of meat of mine may be braised or steamed. Amitabha, I will die as a fellow Taoist but not as a poor Taoist...
"No, don't hit me!"
The boy might have been frightened by being beaten before, but when he saw the fat man spitting and rolling up his sleeves, he couldn't help but tremble all over! A pair of skinny arms like reed sticks were dancing in front of him, and he was saying
Let out a frightened howl.
The fat man didn't expect this kid to be so cowardly. He didn't even give him a chance to clean himself up. He could only raise his leg in contempt, kicked him hard, and scolded: "You don't want to be beaten? Then answer honestly! Dare you?
Concealing nothing, huh..."
The fat man's kick was so hard that the boy almost rolled over.
However, Xiao Han did not stop the fat man, but just watched from the sidelines.
At this time, he was more concerned about the aftermath of the explosion than the dignity of a little thief.
After being kicked hard, Ah Zhi's hand that was waving randomly fell down quickly.
Maybe it was because he had been kicked too hard just now, and a few strands of blood began to ooze from the corners of his mouth. He lay on his back and panted for a long time, and then said in a weak mosquito voice:
"I'm not lying! The reason why I ran so far is because I have a flaw in my lower body, so I avoid others and run far away."
"What? Defects in the lower body? Are you a eunuch?! Damn it!"
As soon as the young man finished speaking, the fat man's small eyes suddenly widened!
He looked at the young man in astonishment, then at himself, and suddenly jumped up, and then rubbed the shoes he had just kicked on the ground vigorously on the ground, as if he was trying to rub something off...
Xiao Han, who was next to him, was also stunned at this moment. He gave the young man a strange look, thought about it, and then said worriedly: "Fat man, go and have a look!"
"Ah? Me?" When the fat man who was still dancing the hot-foot dance heard this, his round face suddenly turned into a bitter melon. He looked at Xiao Han resentfully and begged: "Master Hou, can you change someone else? He is a eunuch...
…I…”
"Bah! The Marquis ordered you to go quickly!" Gouzi finally seized the opportunity to avenge his teasing and scolded him sternly.
"Don't, don't kick me! I'll go, why don't I go? Humph, you just know how to bully me..."
Seeing the dog raising his leg as if to kick him, the fat man finally resigned himself to his fate and squatted down. Then he reluctantly opened the boy's pants, took a peek inside, and then quickly covered them up again.
"Ahem, there really isn't..."
"Is he really a eunuch?"
Seeing the fat man's final decision, Xiao Han looked at the young man on the ground, whose face turned red from embarrassment, and suddenly felt a sense of absurdity in his heart.
Could it be like what was shown in a certain movie, where this boy wanted to cleanse himself and find a way out in the palace because of his poor family background?
Isn’t that right? This is Yangzhou? It’s a thousand or two thousand miles away from Chang’an! If you want to make a living, you don’t have to go that far, right?
Xiao Han's curiosity aroused, but he knew that this was not the time to ask this question.
From what the young man said just now, he was basically sure that no one had escaped here.
Because just like what the young man said, among these thieves, which one is not lazy enough to eat? How many of them are willing to walk away when there is meat to eat?
Even among these people, there are some who really can't bear to leave the convenience, and how many of them are willing to go all the way to solve the problem? The kid in front of me ran so far and was seriously injured. How can those who ran closer survive?
Come down?
"Since you didn't lie, those people should all be dead now..." When he said this, Xiao Han's eyes flickered, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
"Master Marquis, you always ask if anyone is alive and what do you want to do?"
The fat man didn't know where he got the water just now. He scrubbed the hands holding the boy's pants hard until the skin was almost peeled off. At this time, he was shaking the water and came over and asked Xiao Han curiously.
"I'll tell you this later!"
Xiao Han glanced at the fat man and replied casually. Then he looked at the young man on the ground and asked with a smile: "Your name is Aji, right? Don't be afraid. We are not bad people. We just want to ask you a few questions."
