Wang Wu, who had a face as dark as an Indian Asan, laughed sarcastically.
The sky was bright, but Xiao Han seemed to only see two rows of teeth shining brightly in the sun, constantly reflecting the sun's rays.
As for the rest of the facial features, they look eclipsed by the big teeth.
Xiao Han shuddered and suddenly felt that it was lucky that it was broad daylight. If it were at night, he would have to wonder if the dentures had become sperm!
"Hey, who painted this face? Do you know that too much is too much?"
After seeing the two rows of big teeth, Xiao Han really couldn't bear to look at the "well-dressed" Wang Wu. He could only rub his forehead and waved to Xiaodong: "Hurry up and get some water and wash your face.
! He is pretending to be a mountain bandit, not a beggar! With such a dark face, who can he deceive?"
"Ah? But I feel like this is pretty good..." After hearing Xiao Han's words, Xiaodong looked back at Wang Wu in confusion. Didn't he notice anything wrong?
Xiao Han rolled his eyes, didn't bother to argue with him, and scolded him directly: "Hurry up and go!"
"Oh, let's go now, okay..." Seeing that Xiao Han was not joking, Xiaodong could only mutter and ran to get the water bag reluctantly.
As for Wang Wu on the side, he had long felt that after the black ash on his face dried, it became hard and sticky, and his whole face felt uncomfortable!
When I heard Xiao Han say that there was no need to wipe it off, I was naturally happy.
Looking back down the slope, he saw that Xiaodong hadn't come back yet. Wang Wu rubbed his stiff cheeks, and immediately moved forward with a flattering look on his face and said to Xiao Han: "Master Hou, you said before, as long as I defeat the imperial army,
...Ahem, bring the thief here, and you will remember me as my first meritorious service. Does this count?"
Xiao Han frowned, glanced at him and said: "Nonsense, what I said will naturally count!"
"Hehe, that's good, that's good!"
Since Wang Wu asked, he has been looking at Xiao Han eagerly. Seeing him confirm again now, the big stone in his heart finally dropped, and the joy on his face became even brighter!
At this time, his face was still covered by that layer of black gray, which made his smile particularly stiff and looked very strange.
"However, don't be too happy too soon..."
Xiao Han felt goosebumps all over his body because of this silly big man's smile, and he couldn't help but feel a little worried.
He thought for a moment, and then worriedly told Wang Wu: "After all, you are going alone this time, so be sure not to make any mistakes!
You also listened to what the young man said last night. They are all a group of extremely vicious people. If something goes wrong, no one can save you! You don’t want to be like that young man and be castrated and become a rabbit master, right? "
When Wang Wu heard this, the smile on his face froze, as if he thought of something extremely disgusting, he gritted his teeth and cupped his hands and said: "Well, don't worry, Mr. Hou, I know this! Even if I die, I won't be like that person!"
"
When Xiao Han heard this, the expression on his face softened a little. He looked at Wang Wu's face full of flesh and body, rubbed his nose and smiled: "I believe this, and those people probably don't like you."
appearance!"
"Hehe, that is, that is, if they want to see it, they must also look at the people around you, Mr. Marquis!"
He laughed proudly twice, and Wang Wushun was about to say that Xiao Han was more suitable to be Lord Rabbit! But in the middle of the sentence, he suddenly realized what he was saying, turned a corner quickly, and put the words aside.
Xiao Han naturally heard what he was going to say, but he didn't want to pursue this unintentional mistake, so he just glared at him and gave up.
When Wang Wu breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly felt like he was surviving a disaster. He couldn't help but beat his chest loudly, just like an orangutan in the zoo!
Xiao Han's eyelids twitched as he watched, thinking in his mind: Did he choose the wrong candidate? With this guy's IQ, could he really be a spy?
Just thinking about it.
Xiaodong, who was down the slope, had already run up hummingly with a water bag in his hands. Behind him, there was also a fool who also held a water bag.
Seeing these two people coming up and starting to wash Wang Wu's face, Xiao Han could only sigh.
Hey, let's just make do with it, he's better than those people like Xiaodong Lunzi who pretend to be like him!
The water slowly flowed out of the water bag, then was held by a pair of big hands, and finally splashed on the face.
God knows how much black dust was smeared on this Wang Wu’s face?
He had used up two full water bladders before he could barely take a shower.
Seeing this, Xiaodong originally wanted to go down and get some water, but was stopped by Xiao Han.
Although the bandit is not an unkempt beggar, he is definitely not a clean pretty boy. Such a semi-clean appearance is just right!
"No, I always feel like something is wrong. Where is it?"
After stopping Xiaodong, Xiao Han circled around Wang Wu and looked at him carefully.
He always felt that Wang Wu's appearance was a bit different, so he couldn't help but lower his head and think about it for a while, until he accidentally saw his feet, he suddenly realized it.
It turns out that this guy only changed his clothes, but not the shoes on his feet. How can an ordinary thief afford a pair of brand new deerskin boots?
"Why haven't you changed your shoes? Take them off and change to straw sandals!"
"Ah? These are my new shoes, I haven't worn them a few times..."
"Take them off! Don't you just have one pair of shoes? I'll give you ten pairs when I come back. Take them off quickly!!"
Finally, under Xiao Han's urging, Wang Wu took off his boots in distress.
Looking at the pair of leather boots that he had gritted his teeth to buy, Wang Wu couldn't bear to throw them away. So, he folded up the leather boots in his hand and gave them to the idiot to keep them for him.
The fool was also honest and reached out to take the boots.
As a result, when he put the boots on his chest and hugged them gently, an indescribable smell immediately came out of the boots, and he almost vomited them out without feeling sick.
"That's right! And you don't look like that!"
Seeing the disgusted look on Lengzi's face accidentally, Xiao Han suddenly discovered something wrong with Wang Wu.
This guy's face is red and radiant now. Where is the escaped thief who just killed all his brothers?
"The face doesn't look the same? But how can I change this?" Hearing Xiao Han say that there was something wrong with his face, Wang Wu was dumbfounded and looked at Xiao Han in surprise.
"Yes, there is no foundation, and this look on his face..." Xiao Han was also stopped by Wang Wu's question, frowning, and said to himself in some distress.
"How about cutting your wrist, bleeding a little, and turning your face pale?"
"Ahem, isn't this bad? If you can't stop it, you could easily die..." Wang Wu's face began to turn a little pale.
"Yes! How about breaking a few bones? Under severe pain, the complexion will also change..."
"Uh..." Wang Wu's face turned even paler: "Master Hou, I still have a hundred miles to go, are you not afraid that I will die on the way?"
"Yeah, this won't work either..."
Xiao Han obviously thought of this. He smiled awkwardly, looked up at Wang Wu's pale face, and clapped his hands suddenly, almost making Wang Wu jump up. He stared at Xiao Han with a pair of bull's eyes, thinking
Look at what magical idea this man has come up with.
