"Hurry up, aren't you holding yourself back... panic..."
After Chai Shao helped pull out the bucket, he consciously turned his face to the side.
However, he stood there waiting for a long time and did not hear the sound of water. He was puzzled and looked back, and he immediately couldn't laugh or cry.
"Look! Think of a way! I really can't hold it in any longer!"
Xiao Han's face had turned blue and red at this time, and he didn't know whether it was from shame or from suppressing it. Anyway, even his voice became sharp and thin, as if he came from the palace.
"Oh? Okay! Okay!"
After being angrily scolded by Xiao Han, Chai Shao finally suppressed his laughter and hurriedly came up to help untie the bandage.
He originally thought that it was just a bandage removal, what a big deal?
However, after getting started, Chai Shao discovered that this bandage was tied by some unscrupulous person! He walked around Xiao Han three times, but he couldn't find the beginning!
On the contrary, while rummaging around, he accidentally touched the wound several times, which almost made Xiao Han burst into tears from the pain!
"Brother, hurry up, I...I really can't do it!" Xiao Han's lips were purple at this time, and his whole body was like sieve chaff, shaking non-stop, and he was about to be unable to hold on!
"Bear with me for a while longer! I...I'll help you cut this piece of shit open!" Chai Shao was also upset at this time. He was like this when he saw it. He didn't care about anything else and pulled out the dagger he carried with him.
I'm going to cut off the bandage!
"Ah, wait!"
Before Xiao Han could react at this time, he suddenly saw a bright knife stabbing his crotch. He was so shocked that his eyes were bigger than a bell, and his huge butt twisted even more. He would rather fight
Even if the wound is torn open again, you have to avoid the dagger!
"Stab it..."
The dagger scraped across Xiao Han's butt, leaving a long gash in the thick bandage.
"What are you moving about? Don't you still believe me, brother?" Chai Shao was also startled by Xiao Han's sudden movement, and quickly retracted the dagger, and then glared at Xiao Han angrily!
It was really dangerous just now. If he hadn't closed it quickly, the knife might have hit him in the butt!
Listening to the sound of the silk being cut, Xiao Han also broke out in a cold sweat, and his cheeks twitched: How can I not believe you? I don't believe you so much! If this is not careful, our brothers will be in trouble in the future.
If we meet again, we will probably meet in the palace...
"Brother, cut from behind, from behind!" Not daring to delay any longer, Xiao Han felt that his patience had reached the limit, and quickly twisted his buttocks and signaled to Chai Shao to cut from here.
After all, compared to the safety of his little brother, it's just a butt! It doesn't seem that important anymore...
"Oops! Trouble!" Chai Shao glanced at Xiao Han's butt with disgust. Although he was still a little unhappy, thinking that this guy was a sick person, he still obeyed him and took out the dagger again, wrapping it tightly.
He made two gestures on his butt.
"Shuashuashua..."
The sharp blade cuts through the cloth.
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Han's sound of relief came, and together with it, there seemed to be some gurgling sound of water?
For a long time, for a long time...
As the sound of water gradually subsided, Chai Shao walked out of the room with a strange look on his face. Looking around, he saw Xiaodong coming after hearing the news, and grabbed him directly.
When he was young, Xiaodong took out a bucket from his bedroom, took it to the garden outside with great effort, looked around to see no one, and kicked the bucket into the flower garden...
"Farm manure is best for growing flowers and should not be wasted...!"
In the bedroom, Xiao Han, who felt his whole body was hollowed out, finally returned to the bed and lay down again comfortably.
I don't know if the door is not closed tightly, but my buttocks are a little cold and hurt.
Xiao Han looked back and found that the wound on his butt that had not yet completely scabbed seemed to have blood oozing out again after the previous actions.
"It's time to apply medicine again..."
With a sigh, Xiao Han turned around and saw Chai Shao looking at his butt. His face suddenly turned dark and he quickly pulled the quilt to cover the wound.
"What are you covering?! You are not a young lady! Are you afraid of people looking at you? I wonder if letting the wound see the wind will heal faster!" Chai Shao noticed Xiao Han's movement and quickly grabbed his hand while glaring at him.
scolded.
Xiao Han was caught by him and couldn't move. He could only roll his eyes, let go of the quilt, and muttered: "The wound will heal quickly when the wind blows? Who did you listen to? According to this idea, wouldn't it be good if I basked in the sun?
Faster? Maybe you can ride a horse tomorrow?!"
"This..." Chai Shao was scolded by Xiao Han, but he was not annoyed. Instead, he said with a narrow smile: "I haven't tried this you mentioned! But you can try it tomorrow.
It’s a ready-made opportunity. If it is really effective, I will definitely promote it in the military. Well... let’s call it Xiaohou’s butt-showing therapy, or light-butt therapy, what do you think?”
"Uh... I don't think it's very good!" Xiao Han was speechless when he heard this.
He knew that there would be no advantage in arguing with this old gangster!
I don’t know if this guy looks this shameless in front of his wife, Princess Pingyang!
"Let's not talk about this anymore! Two grown men have one mouth and one bottom, and they are not afraid of being overheard by others and suspecting that you have any special hobbies!"
There was nothing he could do. It was his own butt that was hurt. Even if he struggled with this topic for ten thousand years, he would only suffer the loss. Xiao Han wanted to understand this and decisively cut the topic.
"By the way, I haven't asked yet, why are you here? Didn't you go to the south..." Xiao Han frowned and asked
"Hi! Everything is fine in the south!" As soon as Xiao Han finished speaking, Chai Shao had already taken over. He proudly pulled out a chair, sat on it, crossed his legs and said, "We are here
The first time I went to the south, someone secretly reported that Feng Ying was planning to rebel! In addition, His Majesty did not send anyone to attend the Yuan Day ceremony in the past two years, so Your Majesty sent us to investigate the situation. If there is any trouble, it is best to report it as soon as possible.
Make plans.
But we didn't expect that as soon as we arrived in Guangzhou, Feng Ying took several of her sons and ran to see us!
Originally, we were worried about fraud, but the old fox immediately recommended his eldest son to us, saying that he admired the knowledge of the capital and wanted his eldest son to study with us in Chang'an for a few years! After he comes back, he can better serve His Majesty.
Lingnan.”
"Study tour? Going to Chang'an?" Xiao Han lay on the bed and heard this, and couldn't help laughing: "Isn't this just surrendering? Using his own son as a hostage, Feng Ying has read a lot about love in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period!
Is it possible that he also wants his son to become someone like Zi Chu?"
"Ps: Zichu, also known as Yiren, maybe many people have never heard of his name, but you friends must have heard of his son, because his son is Qin Shihuang, Ying Zheng!"
