Xiao Han is very distressed now, especially distressed!
Because recently, there are always some people in his family who are not human beings, and they come to visit him under the guise of visiting.
Moreover, when you say goodbye, just say hello! Everyone keeps looking at my butt with sly eyes. What do you mean?
"Xiaodong! Watch out. If someone peeks at my butt again, go dig out his eyeballs and stomp on them!"
Housekeeper Lu sent Mingsu away to a place where all his teeth were about to fall out, while Xiao Han went into a rage in the flower hall!
These old immortals have lost all their teeth. Instead of quickly thinking about how to eat in the future, they all come to the house to visit. No one has taught them the principle of eating carrots and worrying less?
Moreover, the most hateful thing about Xiao Han is that he has no way to refuse these uninvited guests!
At fifty you know the destiny, at sixty your ears are attuned, at seventy you follow your heart's desires and don't go beyond the rules!
That's right, Datang was so tolerant of these old men that it was outrageous!
After you turn fifty, you have to be polite to others when you meet them!
After the age of sixty, it’s no longer enough to be polite. You have to speak in a way that others like to hear!
After the age of seventy, it is even more amazing. People can do whatever they want without fear of breaking the rules! This is simply more magical than a gold medal for immunity from death!
It is precisely because of this that this group of old men teamed up to go to Xiao Han's house to clear the dungeon and watch the scene...
"Okay, okay, Mr. Marquis, please calm down, you don't have to be angry with these ignorant old men! Besides, think about it, they didn't come empty-handed when they came to see you, and they came with so many things, all of which are valuable!"
Xiaodong followed Xiao Han around like a follower, almost fainting himself, so he could only stroke his head and try to persuade him.
He also knew how depressed Xiao Han was feeling right now, so he could only pick up some things he liked to talk about, hoping to divert his attention.
Hey, poor Lord Hou, I really can’t explain the fact that he has a tail on his butt!
Originally, this matter had gradually faded away after being noisy for a while.
But who would have thought that at this time, a certain hotel owner in the city would jump out and express his grievances for Xiao Han! He said that the thing on Mr. Hou’s butt was not a tail, but an arrow!
For this purpose, evidence was laid out, two tables stained with blood, and a sharp red arrow!
As soon as this incident came out, it immediately attracted the attention of the people in the city. Even Xiao Han thanked his eight generations of ancestors...
Well, the kind of "thank you" that digs the grave, if it weren't for the fact that he couldn't kill people, Xiao Han would have wanted to send the shop owner to reunite with his ancestors...
"Folks, look! These two tables are the tables where Xiao Hou was lying on while he was being treated for his injuries! Did you see that this blood is the blood that the Hou had shed... Hey! Don't grab it! My old elm
The wooden table... is a sin!!!"
The poor boss didn't know that he had been on Xiao Han's blacklist, but he still tried his best to put the evidence in front of the door. Unfortunately, before he could finish a sentence, everything went dark before his eyes!
At that time, someone in the surrounding crowd shouted: Oh! This is fairy blood, a magical thing that can ward off evil spirits!
The next moment, the crowd of people watching the excitement rushed up, instantly drowning the shop owner and several waiters in the sea of people.
When the crowd dispersed, only the disheveled shop owner was left holding the arrow in his hand, sitting on the ground and crying...
"Oh, how pitiful!"
In the midst of the mess, old man Fang Zheng paced and came to the shop owner with a face full of regret. His kind eyes were full of sympathy and rebuke to those robbers!
"Old Liu! Old Liu! You have to make the decision for me! This is a robber! A robber!"
The shop owner was crying with tears in his eyes. When he looked up and saw Fang Zheng, he immediately felt like a motherless child seeing his father. He rushed up and hugged the old man's legs. His face was covered with snot and tears all over the old man.
The robe is on.
"Hey! It's so outrageous! It's so outrageous! It's a shame that Yangzhou City, which has been a prosperous place of poetry and prose since its history, can actually commit such banditry!" The old man looked excited, and while leaning on his cane, he scolded those people for their robbery.
While doing this, he reached out to touch the shop owner’s head and give him some comfort.
"That's right! Fang Zheng must help me catch them! When the Marquis borrowed my place, he gave me money! It would be better for them to just rob it!"
The shop owner seemed to have found a supporter at this time, crying loudly, but soon, he felt something was wrong.
"Hey? Hey? Fang Zheng, why are you grabbing my arrow? Ah! Let go! Help! Fang Zheng also grabbed something..."
There was a cloud of dust, but in the end, the shop owner fought hard to save the arrow! Unfortunately, the old man took all the feathers off the arrow tail, leaving only a bare arrow shaft.
As for the old man, he can run very fast even with a cane. Could it be that three legs mean he is stable?
It was precisely after experiencing this disaster that the shop owner no longer dared to speak out, and did not even report it to the official, so he just endured it silently.
Because he suddenly thought clearly: There is no point in reporting this matter to the officials! First, the law does not punish the public! Second, if the government wants his only remaining arrow shaft as evidence...then it will really be returned in the future.
Give it to him?
Wanting to understand this, the store owner rushed back to the store, and the next day he found a skilled craftsman, embedded the bald arrow in a plaque, and hung it together in the center of the high lobby!
Huh! I'll let you snatch it again! I can see it but can't touch it, and I'll piss you off to death!
It stands to reason that this is just a vindictive move by the store owner!
But I didn’t expect that in the future, more and more people would come to see this arrow!
Even the business of the hotel was booming, and it soon became the most famous hotel in Yangzhou City. The owner’s plaque with an arrow on it has truly become a treasure of the hotel!
However, these are all things for later, so let’s not mention them now.
Just when Xiao Han was still furious in the flower hall and vowed to make those guys who had ill intentions towards his ass unable to eat and walk away, suddenly there was a burst of arrogant laughter from outside the flower hall!
"Hahaha, Brother Xiao Han! I heard that your butt is injured! I came here specially to see you! There is nothing to bring. The kids met a wild boar yesterday, so they brought a pig's butt with them. Didn't they tell me where to eat to replenish it?
Where, hahaha..."
Hearing this familiar voice, Xiao Han was stunned, and Xiaodong was also stunned.
However, unlike what Xiao Han thought, Xiaodong was thinking at this moment: Mr. Hou just said that he would fight with the person who brought up the "butt", and in the blink of an eye, there were people, one after another! This matter...
"Ahem, Lord Marquis, do you want to pick out his eyeballs?" Xiaodong swallowed and cautiously stepped forward to ask.
When Xiao Han heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes and kicked him away: "Shit! Can you beat him?"
After kicking, Xiao Han limped out and went out regardless of the injury on his butt.
