Close the door and the entire mansion becomes one of its own.
Just now, the few people who had straightened their chests and raised their heads, without squinting their eyes, trying hard to pretend to have seen the world, were like Zhu Bajie looking into a demon mirror, and their true colors were revealed in an instant!
With their eyes wide open, everyone jumped up and down in this house built with the charm of a Jiangnan water town, seeming to be curious about everything around them.
"Hey? What kind of broken roads are these? They are winding and winding, like sheep intestines. Was the craftsman drunk when he was working?" The fool twisted left and right along the narrow garden path, twisting his huge buttocks in ecstasy.
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A, who was following him, rolled his eyes when he heard this and said angrily: "Bah! Uncultured! Don't you know this is called a scene in three steps, a garden in five steps, green everywhere, and scenery at every step? Have you read it?
Have you read a book?”
"Reading?" The idiot stopped and glared at him angrily and asked: "I have never read a book, but for those of you who have read a book, isn't the road just for people to quickly walk to where they want to go? Like
Is this a road of any use?"
Jiayi didn't expect that the fool would ask such a high-level question. He was choked for a while, and then he coughed and said: "Ahem... What you said seems to make sense. It's really useless. It's really useless."
It’s not as convenient as the bluestone road in our Guanzhong house, which is straight and convenient!”
Seeing Jia Yi's helplessness, the fool agreed with his own opinion, and a look of pride immediately appeared on his unhappy face: "Haha, that's what I said. What if I have a bad stomach and rushes to the toilet?"
Why don’t you die in a hurry?”
Next to him, Xiaodong heard what the two said was interesting, and he also stepped forward and said: "Then you can't just solve it in the grass?"
"Buttocks!"
The fool looked at the flowers with many thorns around him, and naturally threw out two words, which immediately caused a burst of laughter.
During this period, there were also teasing remarks like "You are thick-skinned and are not afraid of getting pricked". The idiot was so angry that he screamed and wanted to roll up his sleeves and fight those bastards.
"Okay, okay! One by one, don't you hate it?"
Seeing that these rough guys were talking more and more outrageously, Xiao Han, who was walking at the front, finally couldn't help but turn around and kick each of them, including the fool, until they ran away with their heads in their hands.
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After browsing around the house, taking a shower and changing clothes, someone outside called Xiao Han for dinner.
Because this was his first day in Huzhou and he wanted to change his taste, the chefs for this meal were those specially left by the Huzhou County Magistrate. As for the fat cook, he could finally have a rest.
The inconvenience of cooking on the ship these days has made the fat man exhausted. It is said that he has lost several kilograms of meat, although Xiao Han did not notice any changes in his body shape...
It's a bit mysterious to eat alone, so Xiao Han called over Lengzi, Xiaodong, Ziyi and other close people to enjoy the delicious meal together.
After sitting down in the flower hall, the chef immediately brought the dishes that had been prepared to the table. The whole flower hall was immersed in a strong and sweet smell, which made Xiao Han and others feel their index fingers moving after a long journey.
The magistrate of Huzhou is also a wonderful person.
The dishes he specially prepared for Xiao Han were not expensive delicacies, but they were better than fresh ones!
The eels in Taihu Lake, the prawns in the East China Sea, and various famous dishes from Jiangsu and Zhejiang such as sheep tails and fish balls all have a bright flavor.
This made the Guanzhong men who were accustomed to eating large pieces of meat and drinking large amounts of wine feel very novel when enjoying the delicious food.
Of course, because it was so novel, there were also jokes in the middle.
For example, when the dish was halfway through, the cook brought a large white porcelain jar and placed it in the middle of the table.
As soon as he opened the lid and before he could introduce himself, the faces of the idiots present changed and he shouted at the cook: "You are such an unreasonable cook, how dare you give us a bad chicken! Is that possible?
Did you steal the chicken?"
"Huh? Bad chicken?" Xiao Han and the others had just stretched out their chopsticks, intending to taste the new dishes. When they heard this, they stopped their chopsticks in mid-air and looked at the idiot inexplicably.
This jar of chicken soup is obviously very fragrant! How does this fool know the good from the bad? Is it possible that he, who usually looks like a bad guy, is still an expert at "calling chicken"?
If Xiao Han and others were just surprised, the cook was so frightened that he almost knelt down after hearing what Lunzi said.
He had known that there was a noble person in this house that even the county magistrate would fawn over, so he wanted to show off his skills when cooking! Now that he heard that the basket was coming, he was so scared that his heart almost jumped out.
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With the understanding that he must die, the cook trembled his thighs and raised his head to glance at the jar.
However, with his many years of cooking experience, he didn't see any problems at all, so he could only cry and bow repeatedly: "Adults, don't scare the little people. Even if the little people have eaten the heart of a bear or the courage of a leopard, they won't dare to steal your food."
Food! I can guarantee with my life that the chicken in this jar is the freshest, because I slaughtered it myself just now, so there is no way it will go bad!"
"Hey! You still dare to tell lies with your eyes open?"
The fool became even more angry when he heard that he dared to quibble! He grabbed a pair of chopsticks and took out the black chicken from the jar.
"Come on, come on! Look, look! This chicken is all black, I really don't think I've ever stolen it...ah! I've never eaten chicken!"
As soon as the idiot said this, the whole audience was in an uproar!
Ziyi looked weird, Xiaodong suppressed his face and turned red. As for Jiayi, he almost sprayed all the fish soup he just drank on the head of Jiaer opposite him.
Xiao Han, who was sitting at the head of the table, was holding his forehead with one hand and weakly waving at the cook with the other hand: "You continue to serve the food, he is just teasing you!"
"I do not……"
The idiot was stubborn and didn't notice anything was wrong up to this point. He was about to hold his neck and continue talking, but Xiaodong couldn't help it and quickly jumped up and covered his mouth, uttering all his next words.
I held it back in my stomach!
It's so embarrassing. A dignified prince's bodyguard has never seen even a Shaoxing black-bone chicken. If this spreads out, he will be shameless. How shameless will his own prince be?
The cook finally left with a lot of thanks, but looking at his strange eyes, Xiao Han felt his face burning hot, and the look he looked at the idiot became even more unkind.
"You've never seen black-bone chicken, have you? I'll let you see enough of it today! Eat this whole can of chicken, and not a drop of soup will be left!"
"Ah?" The idiot was stunned, his mouth opened wide.
"If you say 'ah' again, you'll eat the bones too!" Xiao Han raised his eyebrows and said in a cold voice.
"Eat, can't I just eat it?" The idiot was filled with grief and anger. He closed his eyes and took a bite of the black chicken as if he were eating arsenic. But soon, he opened his eyes and looked at the chicken in his hand with a look of disbelief on his face.
