"Ahem... It really doesn't work. It's better for us to come secretly at night than to do it openly with so many people..."
Seeing everyone present looking at him with strange eyes, Wang Wu's face instantly turned red, and he had to hesitate to add another sentence, which naturally attracted a round of boos.
However, his interruption dispelled Xiao Han's idea of fishing in the water.
"Hey, what a fat rice flower fish. If you catch this and roast it, tsk tsk..."
Looking at the leisurely fat fish in the water, Xiao Han reluctantly pulled at the branches for a few times to no avail. Finally, he had no choice but to throw down the branches and leave the paddy field step by step.
In front of the paddy field is Wuli Short Pavilion.
Xiao Han looked back regretfully at the rippling paddy fields, then walked to the stone bench in the pavilion and sat down.
The bumpy carriage ride was really tiring. He planned to take a rest here, eat something, and then visit the village not far away.
"Hey? Lord Marquis, there is an earth temple here!"
Just when Xiao Han had made up his mind and had just sat down and had yet to catch his breath, Xiaodong shouted again over there.
I don’t know if this kid took some crazy medicine today, why is he yelling at everything he sees?
"Are you stupid? There is so much land here, why is it so strange to have a land temple?"
He closed his eyes and scolded him. Xiao Han always felt that this sentence sounded familiar.
It seems that when he called out "there are fishes" just now, that's what he meant? And then he slapped himself in the face?
"Hmph, this time if you call Potian, I won't go there either!"
Thinking of those fish that were so elusive and impossible to catch made me angry! Xiao Han just made up his mind angrily, and sure enough, Xiaodong's broken gong voice shouted again:
"Huh? Why is there a small temple next to the Tutu Temple? Let me see what is dedicated to...the Marquis! The Marquis!"
Hearing a louder shout, Xiao Han in the pavilion turned his head impatiently, thinking with some evil in his heart: "Scream! Scream! Scream as hard as you can! It doesn't matter what he offers today, it's just a confession."
It’s the Jade Emperor. Even if I take a look, I will lose..."
"Master Hou! Master Hou! Come and see!"
Originally, when Xiao Han wanted to come, Xiaodong could only bark a few more times and then shut up when he found out that he was not interested.
But this time, something was strange. Not only was his scream louder than the previous one, but he also seemed to be getting closer and closer. He seemed to want to come to the pavilion to scream!
"What's it called? It's like calling a soul! I'm not dead yet!"
Finally, when it was confirmed that Xiaodong really came to the pavilion to shout, Xiao Han couldn't bear it any longer and shouted loudly and stood up from the stool!
"Snapped!!!"
This extremely clear sound frightened Xiaodong who ran over, and caused Xiao Han himself pain...
"hiss……"
Holding the burning palm, Xiao Han felt that his whole hand was numb!
All the resentment he had accumulated since the morning surged into his heart at this moment, and all that was left was the urge to hit someone!
"Tell me what you saw!"
Gritting his teeth and staring at the astonished Xiaodong, Xiao Han had already decided that no matter what he said, he must find a reason to deal with it first, so as to avenge his claws!
"Gudong..."
Seeing Xiao Han's suddenly fierce eyes, Xiaodong swallowed hard and took a step back subconsciously.
As a die-hard confidant of Xiao Han, if Xiaodong still doesn’t know what he wants to do next, then he has been by his side for so many years in vain!
"Master Hou, there is a small temple over there, dedicated to...Master Hou!" Xiaodong carefully backed out of the pavilion, pointed to a big willow tree outside the pavilion, and replied guiltily.
"Huh? What did you say you confessed to?" Xiao Han stood up slowly and sneered at Xiaodong and asked.
When Xiaodong saw this, he shouted with a bitter face: "Master Hou..."
"Hmph, begging for mercy? There's no point in calling me now!" Xiao Han was unmoved at all, waving his palms, like a big bad wolf that saw a little sheep, approaching Xiaodong step by step.
"But I didn't call you?!" Xiaodong's cheeks were twitching, but he still puffed out his chest and replied.
"You didn't call me? Is it because I'm deaf?" Xiao Han continued to sneer and approached again.
And this time he not only waved his palms, but his legs were also constantly moving on the ground, just like the Sanda athletes of later generations who seemed to be about to fly up and kick someone at any time.
"Hey, the betting is on, the betting is on! Pay five to one, buy it and leave!"
Next to them, Wang Wu and others who were squatting and resting saw that there was a good show going on. Instead of going up to start a fight, they quickly prepared a table of bets, and the content was to bet on how many kicks Xiaodong would get this time!
"I bet five feet!"
"I bet at least eight feet!"
"Bah, I think this time, I won't be able to get through even if I'm missing fifteen feet!"
In the blink of an eye, there was already a pile of coppers on the open space in front of Wang Wu. Looking at the excitement, they had done this love thing more than once or twice.
Now, let's not ignore the few bastards over there who are watching the fun and never mind the big deal.
At this point, Xiao Han was already within three feet of Xiaodong, and he could kick him with just a stretch of his legs.
Of course, Xiao Han did the same!
Wang Wu and other gamblers watched eagerly as Xiao Han raised his leg and was about to take the first kick when Xiao Han suddenly spoke again.
"Master Hou, I really didn't call you just now! I meant, the one worshiping you in that small temple is you!"
After saying this with full of grievance, in front of Xiaodong, everyone including Xiao Han was instantly petrified! They all stared with big eyes and opened their mouths, like a fish that was about to suffocate.
Look straight at Xiaodong.
"Wait a minute, I'm a little dizzy. Who do you think is worshiping in the temple?" Xiao Han lowered his raised legs little by little in front of him, and stared at Xiaodong in disbelief and asked.
Xiaodong curled his lips, as if he had been wronged a lot, and pointed at the big bare willow tree again: "You are the one being worshiped there!"
"I?"
This time Xiao Han finally heard it clearly, but he also gasped as if he had a toothache and continued: "It's me who offered the sacrifice? How is this possible? I have never been here, how could anyone know me, and
You still want me to be sacrificed? Didn’t you read it wrong?”
"Impossible! I won't admit it. The statue inside is you!" Seeing that Xiao Han didn't believe it, Xiaodong became a little anxious. He had just looked at it several times before deciding that the statue was Xiao Han! How could it be wrong?
?
"No, I have to go and see for myself!"
Finally, as if Xiao Han had come to his senses, he slapped his head fiercely and ran towards it.
When the other accompanying guards saw this, they couldn't bear their curiosity and all followed him. Only Wang Wu was left behind, his molars sticking out.
