Several arrows flew softly from the building boat. When they were still five or six steps away from Xiao Han and Duan Zhixuan, they were blown to the side by the wind and stuck crookedly in the mud.
But despite this, Lao Qiu was still frightened, jumped off his horse in a hurry, stood in front of Xiao Han, and put up a defensive formation.
The fat man on the boat saw Lao Qiu's panic from a distance and immediately pointed at him and laughed as if he had seen something good.
His laughter, together with the dirty words of the scoundrels next to him, reached the ears of the three people on the shore. They were so angry that they began to breathe heavily.
"Wow! I'm so angry!"
Duan Zhixuan was the most irritable among the three. He was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven! He jumped up and touched behind him. It was only when he touched an empty space that he suddenly remembered: He came too hastily this time.
No bow and arrows at all!
"I'm going to fuck your ancestor..."
Without a bow and arrow, no matter how powerful Duan Zhixuan is, he can't do anything to the boats on the river! So he can only scream at the top of his lungs!
But before he could curse, Xiao Han had already pushed Lao Qiu away, rushed up to him and covered his mouth!
"Woooo..."
Lao Duan did not expect that Xiao Han would come out of nowhere. He was caught off guard and almost choked to death on his own saliva!
When he finally slapped away the big hand covering his mouth and wanted to question, Xiao Han had already reached his ear and shouted: "Old Duan! You can't scold him, he is King Jing Li Yuanjing!"
"What, he is Li Yuanjing?!"
Duan Zhixuan, who was furious at first, obviously knew this person. As soon as he heard his name, he immediately calmed down. He was originally planning to greet the eight generations of ancestors opposite him, but now he couldn't say anything!
Lao Duan is just a bit stubborn, not stupid!
He knew very well: In this era of supreme imperial power, perhaps Li Yuanjing was nothing, but the dignity of the royal family that he represented after his death would never allow others to regret lightly!
No matter how much Li Yuanjing deserves to die! The only one who can scold him or even kill him is the emperor!
If others dare to take action, they are despising the imperial power! Even if the emperor doesn't say anything at the time, he will definitely not suffer the consequences for you later!
"It's actually him. Wasn't this kid as good as a rabbit in Chang'an? Why now..."
Looking at the arrogant fat man on the boat with surprise and uncertainty, Duan Zhixuan felt a little guilty. This trip through the muddy water didn't seem to be an easy one.
The emperor was furious after losing the food!
After offending Li Yuanjing, the emperor still didn't have a good face. He was like Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror, he was not a human being inside and out!
"I didn't know, I never provoked him." Xiao Han smiled bitterly at Duan Zhixuan. He finally felt the frustration of a dog biting a hedgehog and having nowhere to bite.
"Hahaha, scold me, scold me! When I go back, I will definitely tell the emperor's brother how his ministers scolded his ancestors! Hahahaha..."
On the boat, Li Yuanjing may have seen the hesitant behavior of Xiao Han and Duan Zhixuan, and his arrogance suddenly became more arrogant. Even his ancestors of the old Li family talked about it without hesitation.
However, what he said about going to complain to Li Shimin was just bragging!
If he really saw Li Shimin, it would be strange if he wasn't as scared as a quail!
By the way, in this world, no matter ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign, there are always some people like this Li Yuanjing: they are obedient and obedient in front of superiors, just like little dogs!
But once out of the control of the superior, he turns into a mad dog and bites others to death!
As if not doing this is not enough to vent all the grievances he suffered from his superiors!
"Bump, keep bumping! Knock all these muddy legs into the river. If you dare to block my way, I will let you feed the fish! Hahaha..."
Seeing the soft arrows shot by his idiot men, Li Yuanjing felt helpless against the three people on the shore. It didn't hurt or itchy, so how could it be as interesting as him ramming those boats?
For example, when he just overturned the two boats, he watched from the big ship as the small boats disintegrated little by little, and the sailors on board struggled to escape in the whirlpool. The feeling was as exciting as when he raped a beautiful civilian girl in Yongzhou last year! However,
Unfortunately, that was also the last time he felt excitement in bed?
"Bitch! You mud-legged bitches deserve to die!" Thinking of that woman, Li Yuanjing's hand unconsciously touched his crotch.
There, his little brother, who was originally not big, was now even shorter!
This is the souvenir that woman left for him!
From that day on, he completely turned into a eunuch, and could no longer vent his lust like a normal man!
Perhaps it is precisely because of this that Li Yuanjing has become more and more surly and terrifying in the past two years!
"Woooo..."
The horn sounded, and under the command of the crazy Li Yuanjing, the three sails on the building boat turned again, and fiercely rushed towards the grain ships that could not dodge.
Seeing this, Xiao Han's somewhat dilapidated boat had no choice but to follow closely and block the building boat with his body again.
For a time, on the entire Yellow River, buildings and boats were chasing each other, sand boats were running, and boats were blocking the way. It was like playing a game of eagle catching chickens. It was extremely lively!
"Boom...boom...boom..."
The racket pole on the building boat rose again and again, and fell hard again and again.
The sound of broken boards and the exclamation of the ship's boss cut Xiao Han's heart like a sharp knife.
His eyes were bloodshot, his fists were clenched so tightly that his nails almost pierced his flesh!
"Master Marquis, what should we do? If this continues, our ship will sink! By then, those grains will..."
Seeing the tragic scene in front of him, the iron-like old man burst into tears at this time!
They traveled thousands of miles of waterway from Huzhou to Luoyang!
Countless icicles, reefs, and rapids along the way did not stop them from moving forward. Unexpectedly, when they arrived in Luoyang, they were knocked down in the river by the prince of their own country because of a disagreement.
Is there anything funnier than this in the world?
"Xiao Han! We have to find a way to talk to him! Tell him that these grains are military rations and he won't dare to do anything wrong!" Duan Zhixuan was also anxiously discussing Xiao Han beside him.
The person opposite was Li Yuanjing. If it had been anyone else, he would have found a way to get on the boat and throw that person into the river to feed the bastard.
"Talk to each other?"
Xiao Han's red eyes were staring at Li Yuanjing, who was jumping up and down on the boat, bursting into laughter from time to time! He probably guessed that this person was probably a lunatic. For a lunatic, suppressing him with military rations would be enough.
Is it useful?
Shaking his head, Xiao Han suddenly gritted his teeth and said to Duan Zhixuan: "Old Duan, you have a loud voice, please help me shout!"
"What are you shouting for?" Duan Zhixuan was surprised when he heard this and asked quickly.
