As soon as Xiao Han announced the name of the room, the fat man just spit out the wine in one sip, all over the face of the person opposite him!
"Lotus Pond, hahahaha, are you going to catch fish?" When the fat man heard this, he burst out laughing. If it wasn't for his big belly, he would have slipped under the table by now!
And I don’t know whether it was because of the lotus pond Xiao Han reported or the fat man’s exaggerated expression, which immediately made all the diners laugh.
Xiao Han's old face turned red. He vaguely felt something was wrong when he reported the name of the room, but he didn't think about it carefully.
This was great, as if it was contagious, the huge restaurant burst into laughter. From time to time, people on the second floor came out of the room to see what was going on below. Xiao Han even saw a few people with their faces half-hidden.
The girl was pointing at him. She didn’t know what she was talking about, but it wouldn’t be a good thing!
The strange thing is that among so many people, even the cashier at the counter was laughing and throwing his brush aside, but the waiter next to Xiao Han remained calm for some reason, holding his hand and asking: "Who are you, guest sir?"
Want to go to Lotus Pavilion?"
"right!"
Only then did Xiao Han realize that he had given the wrong room name. He was embarrassed, slapped his head, and said somewhat sarcastically: "It seems to be the Lotus Pavilion."
"Hahahaha...Gah"
Xiao Han didn't know what the magic power of Lotus Pavilion was. To be honest, this was the first time he even heard the name Lotus Pavilion!
However, upon hearing this name, all the diners in the store suddenly felt like wild ducks being strangled by their necks. All the laughter suddenly stopped in an instant, especially the fat man who jumped away and laughed the loudest just now.
Now there is suddenly no sound, but the mouth cannot be closed. It turned out that he was too excited and directly caused the dislocation!
"Sir, please come with me..."
"good!"
Xiao Han walked up the stairs to class while everyone was paying attention, and below, almost everyone's eyes were slowly moving with his footsteps, making Xiao Han feel that he was not going up the stairs, but ascending to the throne, especially
It was the fat man, with his mouth wide open, drooling, and his eyes still protruding outwards. He looked like a toad. The depression that Xiao Han had felt just now was wiped away. The pleasure of successfully pretending to be awesome was just one word, great!
Of course, Xiao Han really didn't know why the so-called Lotus Pavilion had such great magic power until he followed the waiter up to the top floor...
The thick carpet spreads like waves from the stairs to the door of the Lotus Pavilion. In the semi-circular front hall, the windows on both sides are slightly open. The cool breeze caresses the carpet. Xiao Han can even see the fluff on the carpet.
Swinging in the wind, there are several calligraphy and paintings hanging on both sides of the front hall. Although I don't understand them, but seeing the pile of red seals stamped below, they must not be ordinary.
Stepping forward on the thick carpet, Xiao Han couldn't even bear to look at the footprints left behind. As soon as he put his hand on the wooden door that could be called a work of art, the wooden door opened quietly!
"Damn! Sensor door!"
To be honest, the decoration of the room before made Xiao Han feel luxurious at most, but this time it really scared him! He hesitated at the door for a long time, and then tentatively walked in.
"Hey, what did you say? You just said it, look, here it is!"
Xiao Han just put his face in, but before he could see clearly what was going on inside, his eyes went dark...
But instead of being beaten, there really was a black man standing in front of Xiao Han, hugging Xiao Han, and laughing!
"I..., Zhang Qiang, are you going to scare me to death?!" Upon hearing this voice, Xiao Han's heart instantly relaxed, and he slapped him hard on the waist several times. Zhang Qiang grinned in pain and quickly let go.
Xiao Han, this girl's Taiyin is damaged, so she only targets weak points!
As soon as he was let go by the black bear, Xiao Han felt his breathing become smoother. He looked back first and saw a beautiful woman in ancient costume standing on both sides of the wooden door. He was convinced that it was not an automatic door...
Xiao Han didn't know that there was only one room on the top floor, named Lotus, which means Tingting Jade Standing, and the maids in this room were also selected from a hundred, named after various colors, taking turns every day, and all of them were tall and tall.
, a person of extraordinary beauty.
Today I learned that a big shot would be coming. The boss behind the restaurant personally arranged for Ziyi and Hongru to come and serve him. The two of them saw Xiao Han through the transparent door paper as soon as Xiao Han went upstairs. Although it was not clear, they could see it vaguely.
It can be seen that he must be a young man. Now, why is this young man so out of his mind and staring at me?
Ziyi blushed when Xiao Han looked at him. Usually everyone who comes here is either rich or noble. Why are the people who come here today so strange? The one who came earlier looked like a rough guy in the army and didn't even look at the two of them.
Eyes, you just said "no butts and no breasts" and went to drink. They were so angry that they almost cried. Is this also called having no breasts and no butts? I think you are the ones who have no eyes!
Later, a young master Pian Pianjia finally came over, but he didn't even look at them. He just mingled with those rough guys. The two girls thought to themselves: Maybe it's a rabbit! Fortunately, Xue Shou didn't know. If he was killed,
I know, hey...
In the end, a normal one finally appeared, but at a young age he was a big pervert, staring at the two of them and not letting go. The two girls had goosebumps all over their bodies as they watched...
"Xiao Han, Xiao Han, okay, I can't pull it out!" Xue Shou, who was wearing a sky blue robe, saw Xiao Han staring at the maid, feeling helpless in his heart, and quickly came out and pulled Xiao Han to the table.
, why should a man worry about not having a wife? How can he be addicted to female sex?
Xiao Han was pulled by Xue Shuang, and then he came back to his senses. It was not that he saw the maids as beautiful just now. Although they were indeed very beautiful, even more beautiful than the celebrities he had seen in his previous life, they were not the same as those he had seen this afternoon.
Compared with that girl, she was still a little worse!
Besides, Xiao Han is really not a prodigal son. It's just that every time he sees something similar to that of later generations, he will briefly fall into memories, dreaming for a thousand years and leaving nothing in his memory.
When I came to the table, oh, it was called a bed at this time. It was low and low like a coffee table, one for each person. During the Sui and Tang Dynasties, most people had a meal-sharing system, which was like Western food, one for each person.
What’s interesting is that when Westerners in this era ate, everyone gathered together, and you ate and I ate, but people in the Tang Dynasty shared meals. In later generations, people began to share meals, and we began to eat together again...
There were no stools on the ground, but thick carpets. Everyone was sitting cross-legged or kneeling on it. When Xiao Han arrived, everyone stood up regardless of whether they knew him or not.
Xiao Han was dragged along by Zhang Qiang, grinning stupidly at these people. This was also the benefit Xiao Han received after discovering that he had become smaller. He was happy to see everyone, and others would also be happy to you. After all, he was fifteen or sixteen
As a child, no one will be defensive.
"Divine Doctor Xiao, I have admired him for a long time..."
"Brother Xiao, nice to meet you!"
Some of the men who were invited together had met Xiao Han, and some had only heard of his name but not seen him in person, but all of them were very polite. If Zhang Qiang’s savior didn’t give Xiao Han face, how could he not give Zhang Qiang face?
Who is behind you? Who here doesn’t know?
After seeing the ceremony, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became harmonious, and everyone sat down in order.
Since this time it was a sign of thanking Xiao Han for saving his life, several people who were familiar with Xiao Han unanimously asked him to sit in the host and guest seats.
Of course Xiao Han refused! If someone gives you face, you can't take it too seriously. He still has this kind of care!
Among them, Chai Shao is the most interesting. I don’t know what he thinks. He is actually wearing a Yanju suit. Loose clothes are put on him. He doesn’t have the temperament of a scholar at all. Instead, he looks like a bandit who robbed a wealthy family...
Seeing that Xiao Han was always refusing, and jumping up as soon as he let go when being pushed down, Manager Chai was unhappy: "Xiao Han, that old saying says... heroes don't care about their origins, well, that's the saying, this time
We all sit together as friends, so you can sit where you are asked!"
When Xiao Han heard this, he smiled bitterly in his heart. Although he was unreliable, he was not stupid. Maybe Zhang Qiang and Chai Shao, a few people who knew him well, really thought so, but other people may not necessarily think so.
Now he has no status in terms of status, no merit in terms of merit, and he is basically at the bottom of the list in terms of age. How can he make others unhappy just because of a seat? You know, even the later generations under the great openness attach great importance to the order of sitting.
If you are having a meal with your boss and you are sitting in the guest of honour's seat, what will your boss's expression be like?
Feeling the big hand on his shoulder move away, Xiao Han stood up from the main position and said with a bitter face: "Brother, Xiao Han has been defeated, I am just an ordinary soldier with a little luck, you let me
Sitting here is like letting a monkey sit on a tiger's head. Where can I get food? Doesn't this make me uncomfortable?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
After a few words, several people present laughed. He is a monkey, so they are naturally tigers. Such flattery! It makes people like to listen to it. It doesn’t matter, why don’t you sit wherever you sit! Give it a try and let him do it.
Sitting in the middle, leaning against Zhang Qiang, everyone is really happy!
When everyone was seated, Xue Shou, as the initiator of the banquet, stood up and introduced the people present to Xiao Han one by one. Unfortunately, Xiao Han had never heard of these people's names, so he could only hand them over one by one. It was a pleasure to meet them.
It's a pleasure to meet you, and we have admired each other for a long time... Five or six people came down, and Xiao Han felt even hungrier. There was only a glass of sake in front of him, but the food was still missing...
Several people attending the banquet looked familiar. They chatted for a while in twos and threes, mostly talking about military affairs. Zhang Qiang sat next to Xiao Han and talked with Xiao Han, but he didn't let him.
Xiao Han is lonely.
Due to the defeat of this war, it is not appropriate to drink and have fun in a big way, so the people who come to the banquet this time are all good friends of Xue Shou. Except for Xiao Han, they are all old acquaintances, and they are very relaxed at the table.
, not long after, some people were chatting together. Xiao Han listened on the side, and they were just scolding Xue Ju for being treacherous, Liu Wenjing for being stupid, etc. Xiao Han couldn't get a word in, so he could only drink sip after sip.
water.
As a result, Ziyi had to refill Xiao Han's water frequently. Maybe she thought that Xiao Han wanted her to come here on purpose. Every time she refilled the water, it was full, making it difficult for Xiao Han to hold the cup.
In this way, they chatted from evening to sunset, and the meal still didn't start. However, Xiao Han saw that the seat next to Xue Shou was always empty, and he had some idea in his mind. He didn't seem anxious, but his stomach was a little rebellious, so he could only
He lowered his head and drank water desperately. The more Xiao Han drank, the more hatred Ziyi felt in his heart, and the more water he added...
When the quiet street drum was beating, the sound of horse hooves finally came belatedly. The sound of horse hooves gradually turned to the back of the building, and then the sound of unhurried footsteps came from the wooden stairs. Xue Shou listened carefully and stood first.
He got up, and immediately after, the warriors who had just made a joke immediately became quiet, followed Xue Shou and stood up, looking out the door.
The sound of gentle footsteps suddenly disappeared, the finely carved wooden door was opened by Ziyi and Hongru, and Li Shimin in white robe appeared outside.
"I've met King Qin!"
As if they had rehearsed, everyone in the room clasped their fists and saluted Li Shimin at the door. Xiao Han almost couldn't keep up with the rhythm, and his movements were a beat slower!
However, although Xue Shou and others did not say it, Xiao Han had already noticed that for Xiao Han, this sudden banquet was naturally not just a thank you.
Now I finally have some other meaning.
Thinking of Old Man Hua, Xiao Han's heart trembled inexplicably. Although the old man and the young man had known each other for only a few days, they got along so well, as if they had known each other for many years. Xiao Han was grateful from the bottom of his heart to Old Man Hua who cared like an elder! Although
His way of gratitude and the old man's caring way are both a bit strange...
I forgot what day it was, Xiao Han accidentally mentioned to the old man that he wanted to be an official, but he was beaten badly by the old man. I mean, for a weakling like Xiao Han, it would be weird if he didn't get cheated by others when he became an official, so he had better go with him.
It is important to study how those green hairs can cure diseases. No matter how perfect the battlefield first aid method is, it is also a good thing that benefits the country and the people. Why do you have to go to that den of right and wrong...
After a few words, Xiao Han was really hit hard at that time. He knew that the old man was right. In this officialdom full of intrigues, a novice like him would be like a white rabbit visiting the wolf den, but he only wanted to be a free and easy man.
Common man, then why did God leave him here?
But today, Xiao Han really wanted to hug the old man and kiss him hard. Although he didn't understand how the old man came to Zhang Qiang for this opportunity, if he could really hook up with Li Shimin, it would be like hugging a person in this troubled world.
The thickest hind legs, at least the team will stand well in the next few decades.
