Just squeeze in as much as you can, it’s not the first time anyway...
After blowing out the oil lamp on the table and climbing into bed, Xiao Han adjusted the pillows. Before he could lie down beautifully, a big foot stretched out from the bed and kicked Xiao Han's butt: "Wash your feet.
How can a stinky person who doesn't even wash his feet become a marquis..."
Xiao Han was stunned under the bed. This seems to be my home. Besides, didn't you never wash it before? Now that you have just married a wife, you have developed such a good habit?
I got up from the ground and was just about to reason, when I saw Zhang Qiang's big feet stretched out again. Come on, stop talking nonsense. I guess I won't be able to sleep if I don't wash my feet today. Xiao Han muttered reluctantly, "That's it."
Wearing slippers and holding a copper basin, I went to wash my feet.
Speaking of which, the dignified marquis has to wash his own feet. This is too miserable. In future generations, if you watch a TV show, a big-ass official will be served by many beauties. When it is your turn, let alone serving, it will be unsatisfactory.
superior!
Xiao Han was miserable and washed his feet alone at home, while Xue Pan happily took a bath under Xiao Ai's service.
The design of the small building is super scientific. The large bath room is built next to the stove room. A fire is lit before taking a bath, which can not only boil the bath water, but also heat the bath room. It is estimated that it will be quite warm in winter.
The large pine barrel in the bathroom exudes a special pine scent. There is also a small stool made of ironwood placed in the barrel, which allows people to sit and take a bath without looking like other wooden stools.
Come up!
The temperature of the bath water was just right. Xue Pan sat in the big bucket, her little face flushed by the steam. She stretched out comfortably, and accidentally hit the soap in Xiao Ai's hand behind her with her outstretched arm.
On the ground.
"Yeah, look at you, you can't even hold anything, pick it up quickly..."
Xiao Ai curled her lips several times and almost cried. No such evil person would have complained first. It was obviously you who aborted it, so why should you blame it on me...
"Hurry up, you're still in a daze!" Xue Pan pushed Xiao Ai angrily, and Xiao Ai reluctantly got up to pick up the soap.
"There, ah, please be gentle..."
"Idiot, it dropped again. Why are you so stupid..."
Seeing Xiao Ai clumsily grabbing the soap on the ground, before she could grab it, the soap slipped out and popped up far away. Xue Pan was so happy that she laughed in the bathtub. This stupid girl didn't know how to dry her hands.
Pick it up again, it’s weird if it’s wet and not slippery!
After leaving the dull home, my mood reminded me of the flying birds. Xue Panle became more and more unscrupulous. Watching Xiao Ai fighting with the soap on the ground, Xue Pan laughed and grabbed more from the small box next to the bathtub.
He took out a new piece of soap and put it under his nose to smell it, and finally said to the persistent Xiao Ai: "Okay, okay, I don't want it anymore, it's all over the floor, it's so dirty! Look, there are new ones here!"
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"I'm so angry that a piece of broken soap dares to bully me!" Xiao Ai had already chased the soap on the ground several times, and his head was almost spinning. When he heard that the lady didn't want it anymore, he quickly straightened up with his waist and huffed.
He kicked the soap on the floor, and the soap slid around the room like a little mouse.
After kicking the soap, he looked up and saw his young lady laughing so hard that she was almost out of breath. This made her even more angry. He raised his legs and went over to tickle her: "And you, young lady, you are still laughing all day long.
Know how to tease me..."
But who would have expected that, just after taking two steps, the piece of soap on the ground slipped to her feet. Xiao Ai was unprepared. As soon as she stepped down, she heard a "slipping" sound, and poor Xiao Ai opened her teeth and claws.
He rushed towards Xue Pan's bathtub...
"Ahhhh..." The two women shouted at the same time, but soon, with a loud splash of water, there was only one voice left, because poor Xiao Ai was directly carried into the tub.
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"Oh my god...Little pig, little pig, stand up quickly. How are you? You didn't fall down anywhere?"
When Xue Pan hurriedly rescued Xiao Ai from the bathtub, his black hair was all stuck on his face. Xiao Ai was so embarrassed that he couldn't look at it. He opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of bath water, and then he coughed violently.
Xue Pan quickly patted her back.
I don’t know how long I have been coughing, but I can’t tell where the tears are from the bath water on my face. Only then did Xiao Ai regain her composure, and cried to Xue Pan: “Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…it’s not good, Miss.
Let’s go back, it’s not fun at all…”
Fortunately, he can speak, and it seems that everything is fine. Xue Pan looked at Xiao Ai who was drowned and breathed a sigh of relief, and then he was immediately amused by her current embarrassed appearance. He finally suppressed his laughter and said
He comforted her and said: "Okay, okay, it's okay. Honey, look at you. You're all wet. Don't rush out. Don't wait to catch a cold again. Your clothes are outside. I'll go out and get them for you first.
Just wash it with this water first and try this soap, it works great!"
"The soap is broken, the name is broken, it makes me fall, who wants to use it!"
"Okay, okay, let me tell you secretly, after taking a bath with it, your whole body will smell delicious..."
Xue Pan and Xiao Ai have grown up together since childhood. They are said to be young ladies and maids, but in fact they are more like biological sisters most of the time. Seeing Xiao Ai's angry look, Xue Pan smiled and gave her the soap in his hand.
Just come out and change clothes.
Sure enough, when Xue Pan got the clothes back from the box he brought, Xiao Ai was wiping them in the bathtub with gleaming eyes. She had liked fragrance since she was a child, and she usually saw a dog-tailed flower in the bathtub.
I can't wait to smell it. I heard the lady said that it would make her body smell delicious. It's strange that she can't bear it...
Apply the slippery soap on your body, rinse it with water, and feel that all the sweaty oil stains on your body have disappeared immediately. It is much faster and more comfortable than wiping with a clean cloth before, and it is exactly as the lady said.
After finishing it, it smells really good!
Xue Pan walked over with his clothes in his arms with a smile, and said to Xiao Ai who was still holding the soap in the tub: "Hey, what do you think, let me tell you, it's very useful!"
"Well, it's easy to use! But it keeps falling off and it's hard to pick it up..."
Xiao Ai has this good thing, she forgets everything quickly. Every time Xue Pan talks about her, she always says that she is like a chicken who remembers to eat and not to fight... Now, he seems to have completely forgotten the embarrassing look just now, and praises her
He grinned at Xue Pan while wearing soap.
"That's because you are stupid, you have to use so much strength to catch it!"
"I'm not stupid, I just don't do it well! I have to make it round and round, why not make it square? Isn't it easier to catch!"
"Look at you, you blame others when you are not good. I heard from Sister Xiaomin that these are all Xiao Han's ideas. Otherwise, go and talk to him!"
"Hmph, I don't want to talk to him!" When Xiao Han was mentioned, Xiao Ai felt something strange in her butt, which was just the right time to wash it. She quickly jumped out to dry her body, grabbed the clothes in Xue Pan's hand and put on them.
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After getting dressed, Xue Pan and I came out of the shower room. The night wind outside blew in through the open window, and I felt that all the pores in my body were open. A cool air seemed to be flowing out of my body.
This is the result of Xiao Han specially adding wild mint.
"It's so comfortable, miss. How was this soap made? Why did it have such a strange name?"
"How did you make it?" Xue Pan was also enjoying this special feeling. The cool breeze surrounded him, and he looked at the vast night sky through the window. He felt like he was about to fly. After a while, he said: "I
I don’t know, even Sister Xiao Min doesn’t know. If I knew how to make it, we would sell this at home, and it would be much better than that dirty cement!”
Xiao Ai nodded in agreement, and then said: "This kind of thing must be his exclusive secret recipe, and of course he will not let others know. But Miss, do you think Xiao Han can make so many things? Each one is better than the other.
Is the use a family inheritance? If he came up with it, then he must be too powerful!"
"Family history? It's impossible. I've never heard of these things before. Could it be that his family is in a very far away place?"
Master and servant Xue Pan only felt more and more curious about Xiao Han...
Xiao Han, who was wiping his feet with Zhang Qiang's face towel, had no idea that Xiao Min was not told how to make the soap. Zhang Qiang specifically ordered it. He knew that his wife had a history of mysophobia. If she knew that this soap was made from disgusting pigs,
When the oil boils out, it would be weird if she could touch it...
There was nothing to say all night, and the next day it was bright. The rich and fat chef cooked a big pot of millet porridge, and also made a lot of golden and crispy fried dough sticks. Unfortunately, the pickled vegetables were not ready yet, so he could only make some.
Eat the salted beans and garlic together, and you will feel the smell of garlic in your mouth early in the morning.
Zhang Qiang ate with Xiao Han, never asking what it was, and just kept eating. The result of talking too much was that all the delicious food was eaten by others!
After a hearty meal, Zhang Qiang stuffed the last fried dough stick on his plate into his mouth, and then gave a thumbs up to the fat chef: "This food is delicious, fragrant! And very hungry! It's really good, what's its name?"
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The fat chef waiting on the side listened to Zhang Qiang's praise, and his facial features squeezed together in laughter. He took two more chopsticks to Zhang Qiang diligently and said, "Hey, these are called fried dough sticks. This is what Master Hou taught me. How about you?"
Let me think about it, I have never thought in my life that this thing can be fried using fried dough!"
Zhang Qiang took down the two fried dough sticks with chopsticks. Seeing that the fat chef wanted to pick for him again, he quickly said to him: "Okay, okay, that's enough. There are so many left. Don't waste them. I'll give them to my wife later."
go……"
When Xiao Han heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes, and while slowly and politely eating the salted beans, he said to Zhang Qiang: "Hey, it is indeed the opposite sex, inhumane, and you don't even ask me if I have eaten enough.
When you serve food to others, just remember your wife and don’t worry about starving your brothers!”
