Xiao Han just opened his eyes and immediately felt a sharp pain in his head! It seemed that the whole brain was about to split! The feeling was exactly the same as being kicked by Xiaoji ten thousand times! The pain was so painful that he wanted to have a knife.
Cut off your own head!
"Damn it, Tang Jian, this old fox, must be seeking revenge! Chi Guoguo's revenge! How dare you give me fake wine! This old fox! And that profiteer who sells fake wine! Don't let me catch you, wait until you are caught
When I see you, I will soak you in a wine vat and make you into drunken shrimps!"
Sitting up from the bed with great perseverance, Xiao Han covered his head and cursed like a vent!
At this time, he had completely lost his memory of the reception banquet last night. He only remembered that he drank like crazy from the beginning. As for what happened after that? It was blank! This was obviously a sign of drinking fake wine!
"Master Hou, are you awake?"
Xiao Han made such a big noise in the room, and naturally heard it outside. Soon, as the door opened, Xiaodong's voice rang in the room. However, Xiao Han always felt that compared with before, his voice sounded less this time.
The sound is somewhat weird.
"Nonsense! If you don't wake up, are you sleepwalking?"
Xiao Han, who was in a bad mood, habitually cursed first, then reluctantly raised his head. The next time he took a look, he saw a pair of bruised panda eyes. Well, they were very round and very black...
"Uh, your eyes?" Xiao Han was shocked at first, and then blinked his eyes in disbelief. When he realized that he had indeed seen it correctly, an unknown fire rushed up!
"Who the hell beat this!" Xiao Han was furious! The guilt, sadness and anger in his heart burst out at this moment! Outside, the Turks bullied him, but when they came back, someone dared to ride on his neck
superior?!
Xiaodong may have been startled by Xiao Han's appearance, so he took two steps back, and then looked at Xiao Han with a very wonderful expression! A burst of red, a burst of green, a burst of yellow, just like a traffic light, and so on for a while.
Then he coughed and said in a low voice: "Ahem...it wasn't someone else who hit me, it was..."
"etc!"
Just when Xiaodong wanted to identify the murderer, Xiao Han finally noticed something.
He lowered his head and looked at his fist, then compared Xiaodong's black eyes, and suddenly felt guilty: "Could this be me?"
Xiaodong looked sad, then nodded vigorously!
nonsense!
Who in Shuofang doesn't know that he is Xiao Han? And who doesn't know that Xiao Hou is a short-sighted and petty person?
Apart from him, who would dare to do something to himself? The old man is so tired of eating arsenic?
"Ahem, I... forget it, you better not tell me last night!" Seeing Xiaodong confirm, the expression on Xiao Han's face was equally wonderful at this time!
He really wanted to ask what he did last night, but he was afraid of hearing some facts that were unacceptable to him! So after asking half of the questions, he decisively gave up the inquiry!
Didn’t I say it in my previous life? It’s not scary to be drunk and crazy. The scary thing is that after you wake up, someone will help you recall the details of the drunken crazy! At this time, Xiao Han felt that it was good to be an ostrich!
"Actually, it's nothing."
Xiaodong glanced at Xiao Han resentfully, wrung his fingers and whispered in a low voice: "Yesterday, the manager of Chai University sent you back. As soon as you walked away, you jumped up on your back legs and ran out! Lunzi and I stepped forward to stop you.
Then, and then that’s it…”
"Oh? Are you just running out?"
After hearing this answer, Xiao Han finally felt relieved. It seemed normal and not too out of the ordinary!
Heaving a sigh of relief, Xiao Han wiped the sweat from his head, looked around and asked, "Where's that idiot? Why didn't you see him?"
Xiaodong rolled his eyes, his expression as uncomfortable as constipation: "He, he hit a flowerpot on his head, and he is still lying on the bed..."
"Cough cough cough cough..."
A violent cough suddenly sounded, and Xiao Han almost choked on the spot!
After a big meal, Qian Xiaodong’s panda eyes are still slightly injured? He was so stupid that he took the flowerpot and opened it? What happened last night!
"I want to run out, then let me run. Why are you trying to stop me so hard? You are so stubborn!" After the violent coughing, Xiao Han said helplessly, holding his forehead.
He was also looking for comfort for himself: Anyway, I am drunk and I don’t know anything. Instead of running away, you have to fight with a drunkard. This fault cannot be blamed on him alone, right?
"Uh..." Xiaodong raised his head and glanced at Xiao Han, then quickly lowered his head, as if he was very embarrassed: "Mainly at that time, you had already taken off your clothes, your buttocks were bare, and you said you wanted to run naked...
…”
"Bang!!!" Xiao Han fell down and there was no more sound.
Soon, the news spread like wildfire in Shuofang City that Xiaohou was so depressed that he fell seriously ill because he was heartbroken over the death of his brother.
After hearing the news, the gentry and common people in the city came to the posthouse to visit him.
However, they did not enter the post house, and were stopped by a young man with panda eyes outside. At the same time, the young man told them sadly: Mr. Hou was seriously injured and could not see guests!
Hearing this, the gentry and common people looked at the closed doors and windows, and listened to the occasional coughing and sighing sounds coming from inside, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
They thought it was their great fortune to see such a kind-hearted Marquis in Shuofang! At this moment, they did not dare to disturb him too much. They put down their gifts one after another, cupped their hands toward the second floor window, and quietly retreated.
Of course, Xiaodong cannot stop all visitors. For example, there is a big man sitting in Xiao Han's room now.
"Master Hou! I heard that you are sick? I am almost dying of anxiety. I just woke up and ran over to see you!" Liu Er, who still had a bandage on his butt, rubbed his hands and looked anxiously at the bed.
Xiao Han.
He still can't figure it out. Wasn't this person alive and kicking yesterday? Why is he sick today?!
Xiao Han was lying on the bed at this time, with his face half-covered and only his eyes exposed. When he saw the kiss mark on Liu Erchou's face, he rolled his eyes feebly and said: "Face!"
"Face?"
Liu Er was confused and followed Xiao Han's eyes and touched his face. When he saw the red rouge on his hand, he suddenly realized! He scratched his head and explained with some embarrassment: "Isn't this what happened to a group of people last night?
We drank together and drank too much... Hehe! Oh, by the way, Mr. Marquis, why didn't you come with us? Those beauties accompanying us admire you very much. If you went too, they would definitely..."
"Go away! Am I a person who is looking for flowers and willows?"
Xiao Han gritted his teeth and threw a pillow over him. Liu Er was so frightened that he quickly hugged him and jumped to the side. He didn't understand why this man was so angry.
He didn't know that Xiao Han was angry? He was clearly deeply annoyed!
Good guy, if you drink the same thing, how can the consequences of being drunk be so different!