Seeing the pheasant fly away, Xiao Han immediately became as excited as a child and jumped up and cheered.
Xue Pan on the side did not see the chicken fly out, but only saw Xiao Han jumping so high. Nunu mouth was dissatisfied, please, please, with such a good crossbow and such a close distance, a blind man can hit it.
Xiao Han didn't care. People who have never hunted can never imagine the pleasure of prey falling under their hands. He threw the crossbow arrow at Xiaodong and was about to pick up the prey. The fool on the side rushed out first with a long look.
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The unlucky pheasant was pulled out of the tree trunk with great effort, and its long and colorful hair was stained red with blood. The women who saw it were very dissatisfied, as if the fool had become a murderer.
Xiao Hanle's mouth was wide open. In his eyes, no matter how beautiful you look, it still tastes the same when it's cooked.
After taking the pheasant, the blood was still dripping down. Quickly put your legs aside to prevent the blood from dripping on your boots. It was very difficult to wash!
"Haha... This pheasant is so fat! Feeding one person will definitely not be a problem!" Xiao Han held the pheasant wings to weigh it for a moment, and then he swung the pheasant in front of Zhang Qiang and the others like a show off, causing a lot of yelling...
...But we all want him to be more relaxed and don't spill chicken blood...
The first battle was won. The pheasant that was the first prey weighed four or five kilograms. It is rare for pheasants on the mountain to be so fat. No wonder Xiao Han didn’t run away when he saw it. He probably couldn’t run either, so he was killed by Xiao Han.
Got a bargain.
When entering the mountains, I would be sorry for myself if I didn’t collect a few prey! In Xiao Han’s opinion, the natural environment now is really great! There are all kinds of pheasants and rabbits, even wild wolves! You can hear it from time to time while walking.
The wolf howled with a shrill sound, lingering in the forest. I originally thought that Xiao Min and the others would be scared, but in the end nothing happened. It seemed that she was the only one who was frightened.
Xiaodong's crossbow arrows and Lao Qiu's longbow. In this forest, as long as the prey is seen by them, there is absolutely no way to escape. Even Xiao Han, after shooting five or six crossbow arrows, proudly grabbed a
When a rabbit came back, Xue Pan and the others were very dissatisfied: The rabbit is so cute, why do you want to eat the rabbit...
"Cute?" Xiao Han looked at the five or six kilogram gray rabbit in his hand and decided to make them a braised rabbit head if he had the chance to let them know how ugly a rabbit without long ears is...
There are too many prey in the mountains, and their weapons are too powerful. They are definitely not comparable to the bamboo hunting bows of ordinary hunters! Without too much effort, Lunzi and the others have several fat rabbits and pheasants on their bodies.
There were also foxes, but the meat was said to be too spicy, so they were thrown away.
Deep in the forest, I saw a deer. Just as I was about to hit it, I was stopped by Zhang Qiang’s second wife. She pointed at the big deer that turned around and ran away behind her and said, "No, you can’t hit this one. Look at how big its belly is."
, maybe there is a fawn. If you kill it, won’t the fawn also die? This must not be shot!"
Although Xiao Han thought it was nonsense that a deer with long antlers was pregnant, but when he saw Zhang Qiang’s raised fist, he immediately nodded in agreement, isn’t it just venison? There is plenty of time to eat it, so I’m not greedy, well, I’m not greedy...
Friends, beautiful scenery, and harvests are all there. Life is like this, what else can I ask for?
I don’t know how long it took, but there were already too many prey to catch, and a big snake I caught along the way was also thrown away, because Xue Pan and the others screamed when they saw this thing, hiding far away and shouting, and had to be stunned.
If you don't throw it away, throw it away...
Seeing such a big long worm being thrown to the roadside like this, Xiao Han was heartbroken. Snake soup is a great supplement...
I didn't plan to start a gang in the mountains. The mountains and forests are not the place to light a fire. In the high and dry autumn season, a little spark may cause a disaster!
After packing up the prey, the excited group returned home with a full load and prepared to go down the mountain along the rugged mountain road.
Xue Pan held a wild chrysanthemum in her hand and a long pheasant tail in her hair. She sang a song and walked happily ahead. She seemed so happy that her memory was only that of her brother who took her when she was very young.
It had happened before, and now with Xiao Han and the others, it seemed that she had returned to that carefree age, and this feeling made her feel particularly comfortable.
"Xue Pan, be careful, don't fall in the air!" Seeing the long tail feathers on Xue Pan's head trembling, Xiao Min and the second lady both covered their mouths and snickered, especially when they saw Xiao Han looking at his back.
When I looked a little entranced, I smiled even more happily.
"Okay, my sister, I know!" Xue Pan replied without looking back, and raised his little hand and waved it back, revealing a lotus root-like arm, which made Xiao Han's mouth water.
When I got there, the ancients said that it was beautiful and delicious, and you won’t deceive me!
There is no time in the mountains. I originally thought that not much time had passed, but after leaving the mountain, I realized that it was already the afternoon. No wonder my stomach was growling like a drum.
The two guards who stayed at the foot of the mountain had prepared a pile of firewood earlier and were waiting for everyone to come back. The forest was so big that they did not dare to leave their carriages and horses here and go into the mountain to search.
Like a donkey pulling a mill, he circled the carriage countless times, almost turning the horses to vomit...
As the sun was heading west, singing finally came from the mountain pass. The two anxious guards immediately looked there eagerly. At least they were not disappointed this time. The long-awaited Xue Pan finally appeared from the mountain pass.
"My dear grandma, you are back. If you don't come back, neither of us will be able to survive..."
When the two guards saw Xue Pan, they almost burst into tears. They wiped their eyes and rushed over as if they had been hit by an arrow in the butt.
Xue Pan was so happy playing today that he didn't know how worried the two guards were. When he looked up, he was startled by the two big heads that suddenly appeared in front of him. He almost threw the walnuts he picked...
"What's wrong with you two? Are you hungry? Don't worry, we have hunted a lot of prey, and we will cook it for you!"
Smiling at the two of them, Xue Pan happily ran to the firewood pile. According to Xiao Han, the food she made with her own labor was the most fragrant, and she couldn't wait!
The fire was lit and the hanging pot was set up. The aroma of burning wood suddenly ignited everyone's hungry stomachs. Xiao Han didn't care about making beggar chickens, so he told Xiaodong and the others to wash the pheasants.
The hair was not even plucked out before being thrown into the pot.
There were a lot of people this time, so the pot I brought was a serious military product. (Is there anything less serious?)
The pot is very big! It contains at least two pheasants and three hares, but it is not full. Pour in a pot of water and throw in a handful of wild onions you pick up on the road! You can cut up the old ginger you bring and throw it into the pot.
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As for the spices, he threw them into the pot one by one. In the end, Xiao Han poured in the mushrooms he specially picked and stirred them randomly with a spatula. The aroma of the churning aroma suddenly hit his nostrils.
, the few people surrounding the pot were drooling so much that they almost drowned the firewood!
Xiao Han didn't bring a second pot with him at all, so Uncle Qiu and the two guards crowded around the pot, each holding a piece of firewood and preparing to fill it.
The two guards were not used to this kind of behavior of cooking in the same pot with the master. The respect taught by the elders at home seemed to have suddenly failed here. The two of them looked at Xiao Hou throwing seasonings in it, and the stupid uncle
He and Lao Qiu skillfully stirred the broth, and they cooperated so well. It seemed that they had definitely done this more than once. Could it be that the servant could often stir the soup in the same pot with the Marquis?
The two of them thought wrongly. Xiao Han and Uncle Lengzi would definitely do this more than once, and even if they were the ones who took the blame, they would do this more than once...
The dog meat rolled three times, and the gods could not stand still. Facing the big dogs and puppies all over the slope, it was strange that Xiao Han could endure it, even if the dog belonged to his own family...
It's not good for one person to steal a dog. It's very troublesome to clean up. Xiaodong and Lengzi are not strict with each other, so they can't be used to join in. Thinking about it, Uncle Lengzi is reliable, and he can catch up with a good arrow.
Lao Qiu, behind the big rock by the river is the den of the small column of dog thieves...
Originally, a few people thought simply, how many dogs out of more than a hundred are missing, who can find them? But they didn't expect that they were discovered by the dog-headed general in the end. They didn't know how he communicated with dogs, but he actually found Lao Qiu and
At the door of Uncle Lunzi’s house, he blocked the door and started cursing!
The Marquis has his own share of eating dog meat, but in order not to expose the Marquis, the two of them could only swallow their anger, bear the bad reputation, and let him curse outside the door until they couldn't bear it anymore, so they just went out and beat him up...
Eating a meal of dog meat, getting scolded, and then going out to beat the scolder has become a joke in Zhuangzi. Even children know that these two old men steal dogs without shame, but the image of the instigator, Xiao Han, is still the same
Upright and fair...
"Hey, don't be stunned! Dinner is ready!"
After everyone waited eagerly around the hanging pot for half an hour, Xiao Han poked the meat in the pot with chopsticks and finally said the words that everyone had been waiting for.
"Hey, hey, don't grab it, don't grab it! Come one by one..."
Xiao Min has been familiar with Xiao Han for a long time, and now she has completely become like her husband Zhang Qiang, without knowing the word politeness at all!
While shouting in his mouth, "Don't grab it," he didn't hesitate at all. He turned the big spoon very quickly, and in a blink of an eye, he filled several bowls for himself, giving one bowl to the pregnant woman first, and then another bowl to Xue Pan.
Very happy...
"You guys can fish it too, you're welcome, Xiao Han, don't be stunned, eat it..."
"Ahem, spoon...just a spoon..."
"...Oh, you didn't tell me earlier, here I give it to you!"
Xiao Han took the spoon numbly, turned around and gave Zhang Qiang a look of great sympathy. When did the gentle and quiet Xiao Min become so domineering and exposed?! No wonder Zhang Qiang was so miserable in those days...
