Obviously, the words Xiao Han taught Su Dingfang could not fool a three-year-old child.
However, it was able to "deceive" the wise and intelligent general.
After "confirming" that these sheep were not obtained illegally by Xiao Han and Su Dingfang, Li Jing's tense face suddenly relaxed, and his serious expression turned into a smile.
"Haha, if that's the case, then I'd like to try the mutton delivered to your door."
"Haha, that's right!"
Xiao Han seemed not surprised by Li Jing's reaction. He smiled and stuffed the food box into the arms of Su Dingfang, who was in a daze, and then quickly placed the dishes inside in front of Li Jing.
"Here, these are sheep's hooves. General, don't think this thing is ugly, but as long as it is cooked properly, it will be smooth and elastic. You only need to eat it once to keep it, and you will never forget its taste.
This is broth, a little bit was spilled on the way here, but it’s not a big deal, the meat is all in the bowl!
Oh, this is amazing! Haggis soup! When I was in Dingxiang, I saw soldiers killing sheep and throwing away the offal. It felt like a pity!
Later, I tried to cook the offal together, and I didn’t expect that the taste was surprisingly good, especially after adding pepper, the taste was much richer than simple mutton soup!”
"Oh? You can actually eat this dirty thing?"
"Haha, General, have you forgotten that you ate a plate of pig intestines last time! Things like these, although they don't look beautiful, are rare delicacies as long as they are cooked properly! Just like the ones in the water
Just like puffer fish, although it is highly poisonous, as long as it is cleaned, the taste will be unforgettable!"
"Well, this makes sense! Alas, people in the world are so stupid, and they often waste their natural resources unintentionally. We need the guidance of a wise man like Xiao Hou to make the best use of everything!"
"Haha, the general is too modest! After tonight, the general's subordinates outside will definitely remember the taste of this thing. When the time comes, it will be spread out, and it is also thanks to the general's blessing."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Looking at the two people looking at each other and laughing in front of him, Su Dingfang, holding the food box, looked like a boy throwing away money, feeling like he was sleepwalking!
Everything that happened today impacted Su Dingfang's previous thinking, and some even completely subverted his entire worldview!
It turns out that military orders that weigh more than Mount Tai can also be misinterpreted
It turns out that even a meticulous general would turn a blind eye!
It turns out that this world is not a fairy tale world where right and wrong must be distinguished...
Perhaps, even Xiao Han himself didn't know that on this ordinary winter night, a few of his unintentional actions actually opened a window to a new world for Su Dingfang.
It was also after this day that the disciplined and diligent general disappeared! Instead, he was replaced by a wise general who knew how to adapt and advance and retreat!
The sumptuous and pleasant dinner ended quickly. After having a full meal, Xiao Han took out a pair of sheepskin kneepads and a pair of sheepskin gloves from nowhere and gave them to Li Jing.
The workmanship of the knee pads is terrible.
Oh, no! It should be said that it has no workmanship at all! Two irregular sheepskins are punched with several holes, and straw ropes are put on them to form a pair of kneepads.
In comparison, although the workmanship of the sheepskin gloves is also poor! The five finger joints are leaking everywhere, but at least they have a few stitches, and at least they have a shape.
Putting these two pieces in front of the weaver, they would immediately be treated as shit and thrown on the ground, and even stomped on, but the eyes of the well-informed Li Jing lit up!
Especially after he discovered that wearing gloves with five separate fingers did not hinder archery! When Li Jing looked at Xiao Han again, his eyes had become exactly the same as when Liu Hongji saw the peerless beauty!
"What, three thousand pairs of gloves? I'm not a woman's army, where can I get so many needles and threads? Besides, he doesn't even have enough sheep!"
Soon, Xiao Han's miserable howl came from the handsome tent, followed by Li Jing's sinister sneer: "Don't you know how to pick it up? Just go and pick up more!"
The "shameless" Li Jing was invincible! Even Xiao Han was speechless at this time. He could only swallow it in his own stomach if his teeth were knocked out!
Sure enough, no one who can survive in the Tang Dynasty is a damn good bird! One moment they are brothers and sisters, and the next moment they can sell you out. To borrow a sentence from later generations, Lao Zhu, that is:
Let us drink together from the golden cup, but we will not spare you any mercy!
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Qikou, a corner of the huge camp where King Jieli's tent is located.
Tang Jian, the minister of Honglu Temple, was sitting cross-legged in a thick cowhide yurt, facing the light of a candle, looking at the zhezi in his hand in a daze.
This is a letter of credence written by Li Shimin himself. It was brought all the way from Chang'an by General An Xiuren and was only delivered to him today.
Tang Jian has read this letter of credence three times! The contents inside have been memorized by heart.
Faced with the rebellions and surrenders of various tribes in the northwest, and the successive victories of Li Jing, Chai Shao and others, Jie Li had no choice but to go to the imperial court to apologize, creating a huge aura of victory.
Li Shimin not only did not show any arrogance in his credential, but instead wrote a lot of words in an extremely humble tone about how the two countries should have been friends for generations!
What alliance between you and my brothers can illuminate the sun and the moon?
He said sincerely that the dispatch of troops this time was just a misunderstanding and that the generals who acted without authorization should be sent back immediately.
Anyway, as long as you read this letter of credence, even if you are illiterate and cannot read big characters, you will be moved by the sincerity and sincerity revealed in the words! I believe that behind this letter of credence, there must be a compassionate and holy emperor.
Even Tang Jian could imagine how relieved Jie Li would be after seeing this letter of credence tomorrow! How ecstatic he would be! How he would praise (laugh at) himself and His Majesty.
"Laugh, laugh as hard as you can! After you laugh, it will be the end of you!"
Carefully placing the certificate of credence into an exquisite wooden box, Tang Jian hugged the wooden box with a most bizarre smile on his thin lips!
As one of the people who knows today’s world best.
Tang Jian knew very well that the calmer Li Shimin expressed himself at this time, the more violent the storm the Turks would face in the future!
He has no doubt that this huge wave will soon come with overwhelming force!
The enemy will be defeated, the enemy will be defeated, and all those with illusions will be drowned in the rolling history!
As for whether he will get away from this big wave by chance? Tang Jian no longer thinks about it, and he is too lazy to think about it!
Lying down late at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse glacier falls into my dream!
If one night, thousands of cavalry explode from the sky and rush into the bandit camp, Tang Jian is willing to use his body to smooth the path of the horses and use his last shout to guide the way forward for the soldiers!
Even if, in the end, there is only a trace of his soul left, Tang Jian will still float above the camp, smiling and looking at everything below!
