1539 Forced to write The Story of the Western Regions of the Tang Dynasty
For Nuairi, today is a day that he will never forget!
One morning, as usual, he found a few silly foreigners on the street. After teasing them, he not only had fun, but also made a lot of copper!
But just when he thought, today must be a wonderful day!
No one could have imagined that the next nightmare would also happen to him unexpectedly.
First, he was kicked by those stupid foreigners and almost broke his descendants' roots!
Immediately afterwards, he was taken to the infamous General's Mansion and saw an extremely domineering scene.
Needless to say next: In order to escape, I deliberately disguised myself as a monk and tried to get out of seclusion. However, I was still caught, and then I was kicked hard, and I almost didn't die on the spot!
"Hey! Are you stupid? Are you stupid?"
Recalling his "cool trick" of pretending to be a monk, Nuairi felt a toothache and wanted to slap himself twice!
In a small country in the Western Region, pretending to be a monk or a lama naturally has no flaws. Everyone looks similar. In addition, coupled with the respect and fear of the gods, no one will offend the servants of the gods at will.
But in the Tang Dynasty...
Among the crowd, a blue-eyed barbarian wearing a monk's cassock, isn't he as conspicuous as a firefly in the night?!
Not to mention that there were several tightly wrapped orchids following behind her!
"O God, your believers are wrong! Come and rescue your believers!"
After being taken away from the front hall, Nuairi, who was locked in a small room alone, knelt on his knees and sincerely prayed to the gods! He hoped that the gods could rescue him from the sea of suffering.
"Squeak..."
It was as if the gods in the sky heard Nuairi's prayer, and suddenly the door behind him slowly opened!
"God!"
When Nuairi heard the sound, he jumped up from the ground in surprise. Just as he was about to turn around and bow down to the gods, he suddenly felt something was wrong!
Why is this god opposite wearing a Tang Dynasty suit? And why does this face also look like a Tang Dynasty person?
"You are from Tang Dynasty...what are you going to do!"
After staring at the person for a long time, Nuairi finally realized: the person who entered the door was not a god! He was still the subordinate of the devil!
"Hmph..." The housekeeper who entered the house glanced at Nuairi with disdain and said nothing. He just walked straight to the small wooden table, opened the black cloth bag in his hand, and took out a small bag from it.
A stack of pens and papers is placed on the table.
"What are you going to do?" Looking at the paper, pen, and inkstone on the table in horror, Nu Aili swallowed and asked the housekeeper with difficulty!
"It's for you!" The butler snorted without raising his head or opening his eyes. He then took out a fist-sized gray bag from the cloth bag, bumped it in his hand, and then threw it casually in Nuai.
In the face of force.
"Snapped!"
The gray cloth bag fell heavily to the ground, making a crisp metal collision sound!
Immediately afterwards, several golden objects came out of the cloth bag that was not completely tied, and bounced down to Nuairi's feet.
"This is gold...gold!" Looking down at the golden light at his feet, Nuairi's eyes seemed to glow with a strange red color!
If the gems in Xiao Han's hands just aroused his traitorous temperament, then this bag of gold is enough to buy out his soul!
"Dear elder, what are you trying to do?"
Squatting down with a slight trembling, he gathered the gold scattered in the dust back into the bag, and then held the bag tightly, feeling its heavy weight. At this moment, Nuairi suddenly felt: for this bag of gold, killing someone is like killing someone.
It’s not that difficult!
"What do I want you to do?" The steward stared at Nuairi and snorted coldly: "My master has an order for you to write down everything you have seen and heard in the countries to the west! The more detailed you write, the better! If you can write it down
Well, there is still money to get! What if the writing is not good? Humph!"
A snort with a nasal sound represented how unhappy the butler felt at this time! He really didn't understand why his master was suddenly interested in the Western Regions, and why he insisted on giving so much money to this dirty businessman!
From the butler's own point of view, let alone giving gold to these barbarians! Even if they don't have a hair, they should honestly complete the tasks assigned by the master and not have other thoughts!
"Write what you have learned?"
After hearing what the housekeeper said, Nuairi, who was almost lying on the ground, his face that was originally ecstatic turned pale in an instant!
"Huh? What? You don't want to!" Upon seeing this, the butler's face darkened! He thought this person was greedy and wanted to take the opportunity to continue to extort benefits.
"No, no, no!" Seeing the butler's rebellion, Nuairi quickly shook his head: "It's not that I don't want to! It's that..."
"But what!" the butler scolded.
Nu Aili's face turned red, and finally he said cowardly in a mosquito-sized voice: "But, I can't write..."
"Bang!" The butler staggered and almost fell on the table!
He had indeed forgotten: the bald man in front of him seemed to be a foreigner, and he seemed to have no energy in speaking. It was really difficult to get him to write!
"If you can't write, you can always speak if you can't write!"
"Yes! Otherwise I wouldn't be able to talk to you here." Nuairi muttered in a low voice.
"Then just dictate it yourself, and I'll let someone else copy it!"
I have to say that anyone who can become a housekeeper is not a fool!
After being lost for a moment, the housekeeper quickly figured out a way: If you can't write, you can always speak, right? If you go out and find someone who can't speak but can only write to partner with him, won't the job arranged by the master become a success?
!
The sun sets gradually towards the west.
Soon, the first pile of paper was delivered to Xiao Han. Xiao Han took the paper and flipped through it a few times. Unexpectedly, the more he looked at it, the uglier his face became. Later, he threw the pile of paper back.
In the hands of the housekeeper.
"Tell that Nuairi! Rewrite everything when you go back! What I want to see is not how brave or witty he is, but the people and customs of the countries along the way! Legal and medical care!
It would be even better if they still have the distribution of their minerals! In short, if you dare to write something about dealing with bandits next time, just give me a slap!"
"Here!"
The housekeeper, who was scolded, tidied up the scattered papers and then backed out of the room without daring to raise his head.
After the door was closed and the people inside could not see outside, he breathed a sigh of relief and slowly straightened up.
"What a boy! How dare you fool people! Let's see how I deal with you this time!"
The furious butler clenched the paper in his hand, and the ferocity in his eyes almost overflowed! He took big steps and walked towards the room where Nuairi was!
As for what Xiao Han said about dealing with him next time?
