Of course, Xiao Han didn't want Li Jing to chop off Lao Wen's head as soon as he saw him, and then hang it high on the flagpole to show the public!
But he felt that Li Jing seemed to be a little different today. As for the specific differences, he couldn't really tell for a while.
"Come!"
Seeing that Xiao Han was stunned for a long time without saying anything, Li Jing suddenly laughed, then waved to him, motioning for him to come forward.
Xiao Han didn't know why, so he subconsciously took a few steps forward. Before he could ask him what he was doing, Li Jing stretched out his hand in front of him!
The next moment, the wine bag that he had hidden in his arms before traveling found its way into his hands somehow.
"You...how did you know I hid the wine here!" Xiao Han was startled by Li Jing's actions and jumped aside quickly. When he realized that the wine in his arms was gone, he stared at Li Jing in shock and asked.
"Nonsense! If you don't hide the wine here, why don't you hide it in your crotch?" Li Jing sneered at Xiao Han and unplugged the wine bag without caring about his black face.
"Boo~"
As soon as the cork was pulled out, a strong aroma of wine came out, filling the tent in an instant!
This is the taste of real Xiao family wine, which is completely different from the pungent taste of military alcohol.
“Good wine!”
After taking a deep sip of the wine, Li Jing shook the wine bag, looked at Xiao Han with a half-smile and said, "Is this what Lu Jin gave you?"
"Yes!" Xiao Han was a little confused and nodded habitually, but after nodding twice, he suddenly woke up and looked at Li Jing in shock and asked: "Huh? How did you know? Are you following me?"
"What do you mean I'm following you?"
Li Jing rolled his eyes at Xiao Han with disdain, raised his head and took a sip of wine: "Who do you think you are? I'm going to send someone to follow you?"
"Then how do you know I went to Lu Jin's place?"
"Bullshit! After you saw Wen Yanbo today, you went directly to Yumen Pass. Instead of going to Lu Jin's place, did you go to the Goulan Place to find a prostitute?
Oh, I almost forgot, Xiaohou, you have a reputation as a romantic in Chang'an, so it seems reasonable to go to a brothel in broad daylight! I heard that Hu Ji here is very good at entertaining guests..."
Li Jing, who was sitting behind the desk, was drinking and talking mean words to himself to stimulate Xiao Han. When he was happy, he would even point at Xiao Han and laugh a few times, as if he had seen the charming scene of Xiao Han falling deeply into Hu Ji.
Looking at Li Jing, who looked more like a mountain king than a general, Xiao Han was completely dumbfounded!
He was not surprised by Li Jing's answer, but was shocked by his ruthless attitude at this time!
All along, in Xiao Han's previous impression: Li Jing always seemed to be that old-fashioned and silent!
Whether it's about war or colleagues, let alone joking, I don't even have to say a word!
But just such a person, while drinking heavily today, talked about hookers, prostitutes, and beauties!
If it were Cheng Yaojin and Liu Hongji and others said this, Xiao Han would naturally feel that it was only natural!
But if it were said from Li Jing's mouth, Xiao Han would feel awkward listening to it, just like a chaste and martyr woman suddenly turned into a lady sitting on the stage. The contrast is so huge that it is simply unacceptable!
"Boy, what's your expression? Can't I talk about the brothel?"
On the other side, seeing Xiao Han's undoubted expression, Li Jing seemed to have seen through his mind. He took another sip of wine and laughed loudly: "Don't forget, I was also one of the Three Fengchen Heroes back then! I think back then.
, in that Chang'an City, I and Zhang Zhongjian..."
Li Jing drank so much that he even brought out the things he did when he was a teenager and showed off in front of Xiao Han.
When Xiao Han saw this, he wisely did not interrupt, but quietly moved a plate of rabbit meat in the corner for him to drink with.
He always felt that Li Jing was a little strange today and not easy to mess with!
Li Jing seemed to be very satisfied with Xiao Han's knowledge. When he was tired of talking, he picked up the first rabbit leg and took a bite.
But the next moment, the rabbit leg in his hand was spinning and thrown out.
As for the second item? It’s even worse! Li Jing didn’t even bite him, he just glanced at it and showed his respect to Grandpa Land.
Fortunately, the third item was sent by Xiao Han. After taking a bite, Li Jing's frown relaxed.
"Boy, I may be dissatisfied with you in other aspects, but I have to admit that this chef's skills are amazing! A simple rabbit leg is much better than the ones roasted by several other people. In ancient times, Yi Ya,
It’s nothing more than that, I’m afraid.”
"Yi Ya?"
Hearing Li Jing's praise, Xiao Han frowned and sighed.
He didn't want to be mentioned together with the pervert who cooked his son just to make Duke Huan smile!
However, after seeing Li Jing's drunken face, Xiao Han endured it and said nothing.
A wine bag with a dozen of wine is only two kilograms.
Perhaps for those who are new to high-alcohol liquor, this is enough to make them sleep on the kang for three days, but for the generals of the Tang Dynasty who can use alcohol to relieve their addiction when the mood comes, it is just the amount to get tipsy.
That’s all.
But the usual amount of drunkenness made Li Jing very drunk at this moment.
Looking at Li Jing, who was finally drunk and his eyes were blurry, Xiao Han sighed softly and called his soldiers, asking them to take good care of Li Jing, while he himself walked slowly outside the commander's tent.
When Li Jing came here tonight, he seemed to get nothing, but in fact, he got everything.
Li Jing was pretending to be drunk and also pretending to be stupid.
Xiao Han suddenly figured this out when Li Jing fell drunk.
However, at the moment when he figured it out, instead of feeling the joy of sudden enlightenment, his heart became heavier and heavier.
Since coming to Datang, Xiao Han has always regarded this place as the best era!
Because here is the wisest emperor, the bravest soldiers, and the wisest generals!
He even believed for a time that this would be the most enlightened era in history!
But now, Li Jing's experience seems to have given Xiao Han a blow in the head!
It turns out that no matter where you are, the birds will disappear, the good bow will be hidden, the cunning rabbit will die, and the lackeys will be cooked!
"What are you all afraid of?!"
Feeling extremely depressed in his heart, Xiao Han, who was walking in the darkness, finally couldn't help but roar at the dark night sky!
"Ha ha ha ha……"
A burst of sudden laughter came from the side, the sound was a little strange, but also a little familiar.
"Who!" Xiao Han turned his head angrily and looked towards the place where the sound came from, only to find that he had unknowingly arrived at the place where Jie Li was being held.
At this time, Jieli was leaning in front of a tent. An extremely strong iron chain was tied around his neck, allowing him to move but not escaping.
This episode was too difficult to write. I wrote a paragraph, deleted a paragraph, wrote another paragraph, and deleted it again. It took me two days to write, but in the end I still couldn’t write anything satisfactory. Friends, just make do with it and wait until I get back to you.
Arrive at Chang'an and continue to the next battle.
