As night fell, the army stationed outside the city as usual began to snore. However, Xiao Han and Su Dingfang, who had been out early in the morning, had not returned to the camp.
Although, with Xiao Han's current status, even if he stayed away from the camp for several days in a row, there would not be that short-sighted military judge meddling in his own business!
But not coming back so late still makes people a little worried.
"Why haven't you come back yet? Didn't you say you were going to worship the Buddha and come back right after? Why did the Buddha still keep him for dinner?"
The stunster who was still stung by the sting ran to the city gate three times, but still didn't see the two of them. In the end, he could only mutter and return to the camp angrily.
"Hey, why are you so anxious? Mr. Hou is such a big man, are you still afraid that he will get lost?" Xiaodong, who was lying on the haystack, saw that the idiot had returned without success again, and he spat out "Bah".
He held the grass stalk in his mouth, rolled his eyes and laughed.
"You still said that it's all your fault!" Hearing Xiaodong's voice, the idiot glared at him angrily: "The Marquis asked you to go with him, why didn't you agree? Now it's better, and you still don't agree to it now.
No one is around! If anything happens..."
"Go, go, go! Shut your mouth!" Xiaodong interrupted him angrily before he could finish his words. At the same time, he glared at him and said angrily: "Also, what do you mean by asking me to go with you? His
It’s time for you to come with me!”
"Bullshit!" Hearing this, the fool became even more angry. He rushed to the haystack, pointed at his head that looked like Sakyamuni, and spat at him and said, "Look, I'm like this! You still let me go?"
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"Hey, what are you talking about?" Xiaodong saw that the idiot was talking about his injury, so he jumped up from the haystack, and regardless of the grass clippings stuck in the back of his hair, he pulled open his pants and said angrily.
: "Look at my butt! It was scratched by stones in the river and it's bleeding! How am I going to ride a horse!"
"Bah! You're talking about who has the best ass! Look at mine! With such a big bag, do you know how I go to the toilet these days?!"
"What do you mean! Look at my thighs!"
"Look at my..."
When the dog limped to the camp, the scene he saw was: two guys holding up their pants were blushing and blaming each other. One of them had grass clippings all over his body! And they were in
When the fight got fierce, he would even pull his pants open and let the other person peek in.
This picture is so beautiful that there is almost no way to describe it in words!
So much so that after the dog stared dumbfounded for a long time, he finally didn't even bother to use the crutches he brought, and just dragged one leg and ran away.
From that day on, a rumor became popular among the army: The two generals Heng Ha next to Xiao Hou were actually a pair of rabbits, or a pair of rabbits with a special hobby, who like to crawl into haystacks...
Xiaodong and Lengzi, who were still quarreling, would never have imagined that because of this misunderstanding, the two of them had been criticized for a long time in the army, and they didn't know why.
There was a lot of commotion in the camp, and there was no peace. The dark city of Dunhuang was not as quiet as before.
On the bumpy streets of the city, a horse carrying a man was walking forward unhurriedly. There were several figures beside the horse.
"The thief is bald! You dare to rob me of my horse! I was a bandit back then... ahem, even when I was a powerful local commander, I couldn't do this!"
"Xiao Han, you are still laughing! How dare you act like a big-tailed wolf when you go out without any money! Now, you are surrounded by a group of bald donkeys searching your pockets! When have I, Old Su, ever been so angry?"
"And you, you are clearly in the dark, and you see your family master being bullied, but you can't bear to come to help and just watch the fun!"
Su Dingfang, who had suffered a serious mental blow, seemed to have never had time to spare since he left the temple. After scolding the monks, he began to scold Xiao Han. After scolding Xiao Han, he began to lecture A and a few, which was even better than before he left here.
Tang Seng still wants to make a fuss.
Xiao Han, who was riding on the horse, paid no attention to Su Dingfang's muttering. He neither explained nor refuted. However, after poor Jia Yi had a layer of calluses in his ears, he finally couldn't help but shook his head and smiled bitterly: "General, actually Hou
Master has known for a long time that we are following him, but you are not in any danger, and he did not let us come out, so how can we dare to come out here?"
"What? You already knew this?"
It was okay if A didn't say this, but as soon as he said this, Su Dingfang jumped up from the ground like a hairy man, pointed at Xiao Han on the horse and shouted: "Then why didn't you let them out at that time! If there had been someone just now
They're protecting you, believe it or not, I'm going to fight those bald thieves all by myself!"
Xiao Han looked at Su Dingfang who was standing in front of the horse and rolled his eyes. His big snow-white teeth reflected brightly in the faint starlight: "What? Do you want to challenge a monk from a temple alone? Here, I'll give you a chance, now
Fight back! I want to see if you can fight those hundreds of fat monks alone, or if they can beat you into a piece of paper!"
"I challenge..." After hearing Xiao Han's words, Su Dingfang glared into the darkness several times angrily, but in the end, he still bent down like a deflated ball: "Okay, I can't beat him.
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In fact, he also knew that if it were a life-and-death fight, he would indeed be able to kill a few leading monks and then suppress the other monks!
But if you just want to teach those rogue monks a lesson with fists, feet and sticks, then don’t think about it, you will definitely be the one who gets kicked in the end!
"But, if we add a few of them, even if we can't win, I won't be so humiliated, even having one of my horses extorted from me!"
"Hey, this is different! The ancients said that a gentleman does not stand behind a dangerous wall! The ancients also said that a gentleman's revenge is never too late in ten years! Since the problem can be solved easily later, why do you have to take the risk to fight with them?
One? Besides, these things are not gone forever. After a while, we will have to spit out as much as we took! Why do you care so much now? "
"Ahem, that's nice to say! Why didn't you let them lead your horse? Why did you only lead mine? It made my feet almost swollen!"
"Hey, this is because at least I still have a few gold leaves to enhance my appearance, and what about you? Take three coins with you when you go out! I'm not afraid that you will feel embarrassed, or that the monks will look down on you, so I let them hold your hand.
horse?"
"...I thank you all!"
Su Dingfang gritted his teeth and glared at Xiao Han. Seeing that he was about to be pissed to death, Xiao Han couldn't help laughing.
"What a joke! When will we go back to take revenge?" Su Dingfang said angrily.
"Right away, right away!" Xiao Han said, suppressing a smile.
"Immediately? Didn't you just say that a gentleman's revenge is never too late in ten years?"
"Yes, but the villain takes revenge from morning to night!"
