The two terms "tortoise" and "tortoise" are basically Xiao Han's favorite curse words before.
Because these two words are not only enjoyable for scolding people, but the people being scolded often mistakenly think that Xiao Han is praising them because they don't understand them.
After all, in the Tang Dynasty, two animals, such as the tortoise and the old turtle, almost represented longevity and longevity!
To say that someone is a turtle bastard is to wish them longevity. Let me ask, who in this world doesn’t like to hear that?
Therefore, after fully enjoying the pleasure of IQ dimensionality reduction, Xiao Han almost used these two words to death during that period!
It's a pity that the good times don't last long!
Because after a period of time like this, some smart people finally noticed something was wrong. After going back and thinking carefully, they suddenly discovered that when Xiao Han described them as turtles and bastards, he was not wishing them longevity, but scolding them for being old and old.
Immortal! Referred to as old and immortal...
Therefore, when the smart man angrily announced this conclusion in Chang'an, poor Xiao Han began to be unlucky.
During that time, people who had been scolded by Xiao Han in the past came to the house angrily and wanted to discuss the matter with Xiao Han.
Here, it’s okay for those who are not familiar with it, just curse a few words!
The scary thing is the nobles with whom we are familiar!
People like Cheng Yaojin, Duan Zhixuan and the like, basically when they think of this, they catch Xiao Han and beat him up with gritted teeth! Xiao Han was so stunned that he didn't dare to use these two words to curse anyone again for a long time.
However, now Su Dingfang obviously doesn't know what the turtle bastard means, and is still happily thinking that Xiao Han is talking about the thousand-year bastard and the ten-thousand-year turtle.
So this allowed Xiao Han to regain some of the exhilarating feeling of being overwhelmed by his IQ.
"Sulcata..." Xiao Han grinned and shouted to Su Dingfang. (Sulcata is a very large and docile tortoise. If you raise one, you can give it to the owner until the end of his life.)
Su Dingfang was confused when he was called: "Sulcata? Are you crazy? My name is Su Lie, and my courtesy name is Dingfang!"
Seeing Su Dingfang's confused look, Xiao Han smiled even more happily: "Oh, Suka... Su Dingfang! Why didn't we do this business before?"
"Nonsense!" Su Dingfang glared at him impatiently and said, "Is there something wrong with your ears? How many times have I asked?"
Being scolded again, Xiao Han couldn't laugh anymore. He raised his leg and kicked Su Dingfang: "There is nothing wrong with my ears, but there is definitely something wrong with your brain!"
Su Dingfang didn't expect that Xiao Han would kick him whenever he asked, but with his body, even if he got kicked, he would be as fine as a normal person. He wiped the dust on his clothes and continued to stare at Xiao Han unconvincedly and said: "Is there something wrong with my head? Fart! I am.
Mother said, I have been smart since I was a child!"
"It will be over when you grow up..." Xiao Han followed quietly.
Su Dingfang was stunned for a second, and then went crazy: "Wow, Xiao Han, I will fight with you!"
A fifth-grade guerrilla general fighting with a new second-grade Fire Guard general. If the Chang'an courtiers saw this, their eyes would probably pop to the floor.
However, for Xiaodong and Lengzi, it seemed to be so commonplace that they couldn't even take a second look.
My Marquis didn't say anything, and he seemed to be "enjoying" this, so why did he have nothing to do and look for trouble?
"Stop, stop, cough... I say you are stupid, but you still don't admit it!"
The ox cart shook violently, and even the old ox pulling the cart turned around and barked several times in dissatisfaction. Xiao Han was defeated by the "car tremor" and lay on the straw, panting and saying: "
Look at the past, has anyone proposed doing business with the Turks in court?"
"Nonsense, of course there is none!" Su Dingfang replied, panting slightly from the side.
Xiao Han rolled his eyes and continued to ask: "Then why not? Have you thought about it?"
"I haven't thought about this." Su Dingfang shook his head honestly this time. When he thought about it, this matter should be a matter that the husband in the court thought about. How could it be his turn to think about it as a big boss?
"You haven't thought about it, have you?" Xiao Hanlian laughed and said slowly: "Let me tell you, no one has mentioned it before. Through mutual trade, people on the grasslands can obtain their daily necessities, thereby reducing their border crossings.
The odds! But later, their proposals failed!"
"Why?" Su Dingfang asked in surprise. This suggestion should be applicable when one's own side is inferior to others!
"Why?" Xiao Han continued to sneer, and his eyes narrowed: "First, because at that time, ministers and emperors thought it was shameful to do business with the prairie people! Second, because in the eyes of the prairie people, using their own living things
If we exchange our cattle and sheep for our things, how can it be more cost-effective to just rob them with a knife?
Another thing I know: before, some small markets appeared sporadically outside some border cities, and our guards turned a blind eye to them, but why did these small markets disappear later? "
"Why? Were they all robbed?" Su Dingfang's mouth twitched a few times. Based on his understanding of the grassland, they would definitely do such a thing!
Sure enough, Xiao Han turned his head to look at Su Dingfang, then turned his head back and sighed heavily: "Yes! They were all robbed! At the beginning, those people still obeyed the rules and were willing to trade a sheep for it.
A pound of salt, a cow for two pieces of cloth!
But later, they felt that they were at a disadvantage and wanted to exchange one sheep for two pounds of salt and one cow for four bolts of cloth! In this case, our businessmen would not agree?
They risked their lives and traveled thousands of miles to the grassland, and had to deal with all kinds of monsters and monsters along the way. They finally reached the grassland. If the price was cheaper, who would still be willing to do this business?
So, we couldn't talk about it, so we had no choice but to use the knife! In the end, the merchants were robbed, and the small market was gone. Those Turks still went back to the past, and could not exchange a sheep for half a catty, or seven taels of salt, or a cow.
When it comes to a piece of cloth." (In the Tang Dynasty, one pound was equal to sixteen taels.)
"Hey, don't they regret doing this?" Su Dingfang asked in disbelief after hearing this.
Xiao Han looked at the blue sky above his head and said leisurely: "I regret it! But next time, they will do it again! This is the nature of barbarians! That's why we must defeat them, conquer them, and be afraid of them! Follow them again
They’re in business!”
Su Dingfang suddenly opened his eyes and slapped his thigh hard: "Oh! I understand! These are a bunch of scoundrels! They must be beaten before they can act according to our rules honestly!"
"Yes! These are a bunch of bitches! But I still have a question. If you ever slap your fucking thighs in the future, can you slap your own thighs? Don't slap mine!!!"
