There is a famous saying that when you are unlucky, the best comfort is to see someone who is more unlucky than you!
Today, Cheng Jiu is the unlucky person! And now, as he wished, he saw someone even more unlucky than himself.
With his body firmly pressed against the back door of Hou Junji's house, Wang Shilong's eyes widened angrily as he stared at Yu Chigong and others in front of him.
"What are you going to do? This is the foot of the emperor! The prince breaks the law and is guilty like the common people!"
Hearing Wang Shilong say these words in a trembling voice, Cheng Jiu's face immediately became strange.
It seems like you said something similar just now, right?
However, this was obviously not the time to think about these questions, because Yu Chigong in front glanced at the closed door behind Wang Shilong, then turned to Cheng Jiu with a smile and asked: "After cleaning the street, are you staying on the street for no reason?"
what to do?"
"Ten strokes of the heavy staff! A hundred copper fines!" As a patrolling Wuhou, Cheng Jiu was very familiar with this kind of regulations, so he blurted it out without thinking! He didn't know Wang Shilong's identity, so he naturally had no fear of him.
"Ten blows with the heavy staff?" Yuchi Dasha touched his chin and suddenly laughed.
And at this moment, not only him, but also Cheng Yaojin, Liu Hongji and others around him started laughing with bad intentions.
Ten sticks?
If this happens to ninety-nine people, the most they can do is lie in bed for three to five days.
But if it were them who beat them, they would probably knock a living pig into a dead pig!
"What do you want to do? Am I staying for no reason? What about you!" Wang Shilong's heart trembled when he saw the ill-intentioned looks of several people.
He was really afraid that these people would rush up and beat him regardless. In that case, even if he was not beaten to death, the family would be disgraced by him! It would be better to be beaten to death.
"Are we staying here for no reason?" Liu Hongji seemed to be satisfied with Wang Shilong's frightened and angry look. He put his hands on his hips and laughed loudly: "I'm sorry, we are here to patrol the streets. Who is that? Are you right?"
"Yes, yes! You are absolutely right!"
On the side, Cheng Jiu saw Liu Hongji's thick finger pointing at him and nodded quickly. At the same time, he did not forget to curse in his heart: "You are the princes of the country. Not to mention patrolling the streets, even patrolling the mountains, I will pinch my nose to admit it!"
"What? You princes and princes are patrolling the streets together at night? Are you cheating?" Wang Shilong, who was trembling all over, roared in his heart. Liu Hongji's family didn't know how many times he had greeted him at this moment!
But Wang Shilong also knew that it was useless to say anything at this time!
You can never wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep, and you can never explain someone who is deliberately looking for trouble!
This is also considered unlucky for me. I didn't leave early or late, but I left when they passed by. Now it's better, I can't leave even if I want to.
"I am a guest invited by General Hou! With his orders, I can walk on the street!"
Although he really wanted to argue with external arguments, he had no choice but to face the situation. No matter how angry Wang Shilong was at this time, he had no choice but to lower his head and pretend to be a grandson. At the very least, this way he would not be caught by these people.
Among the people in front of him, Xiao Han and Yu Chigong, let alone others, would definitely dare to attack him! Their proud family background seemed to be of no use at all in the eyes of these two people.
"A guest invited by Hou Junji?" Xiao Han shook his head and suddenly froze for a moment, "You mean, this is Hou Junji's house?"
"Yes! He is in this courtyard!" Although knowing that Hou Junji has the title of Minister of War, it may not put much pressure on these proud soldiers.
But at this time, Wang Shilong could no longer find anyone else to suppress these guys in front of him.
So he could only give it a try with the mentality of treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor, hoping that these people would leave a way out for the sake of their future bosses.
"Hou Junji's family..."
Xiao Han didn't care what Wang Shilong was thinking, he just touched his nose and his eyes flickered.
Now provoke Hou Junji?
It seems to be unwise! He won't rebel at this time. It's not cost-effective to provoke a big enemy for a fat man! You can't go in front of Li Shimin and say that Hou Junji is rebellious. Let me deal with him for you.
?
If this was really the case, he would probably be the first to be punished.
"Otherwise, let's forget it this time..." After thinking over and over again, Xiao Han finally decided not to deal with this damn fat man.
When the next opportunity comes, wouldn't it be nice to put a sack on him and give him a good beating?
"Walk!"
After making the decision, Xiao Han dropped a word and just turned around, but he heard Cheng Yaojin chuckle: "Beating? Okay!"
"Beating? That's not what I am..." Hearing Cheng Yaojin's arrogant laughter, Xiao Han's expression changed instantly. He was about to stop him, but it was already too late!
Liu Hongji, Duan Zhixuan and others, who had been in trouble because of the Minister of War incident, had already rushed forward, punching and kicking poor Wang Shilong!
"Bang... bang... ah!!!"
For a time, dust was flying in front of the Hou Mansion, and screams could not be heard!
Poor Wang Shilong was surrounded and kicked by several people, until the back door of the Hou Mansion shook violently. Even the two lanterns hanging on the lintel went out because of the shaking, turning him into a one-eyed dragon.
"stop!"
Finally, after an unknown amount of time, the closed back door was opened, and Hou Junji appeared in front of everyone with a group of guests, his face livid.
"Huh? Who is this? Minister of the Ministry of War?" Cheng Yaojin heard the angry shouting, put down his raised foot, patted the dust on his trouser legs, and then casually raised his hand to Hou Junji Gong: "Just right.
, our brothers were on duty tonight, and we found an arrogant person who not only did not follow the curfew, but also dared to claim to be a descendant of an aristocratic family, and said that he was closely related to you, Hou Junji! How about we hand him over to you? "
"Fart, how can my adults be closely related to the aristocratic family? If you keep talking nonsense..."
Behind Hou Junji, a loser "loyal to protect the master" jumped in front and pointed at Cheng Yaojin and cursed.
Unexpectedly, before he could curse, his two big white teeth left him first and flew into the air.
"Snapped!!!"
Clear slaps echoed back and forth in the alley. As for the dog leg, at this time, he had already turned 1,080 degrees in the air with extremely high difficulty, screaming and smashing into the courtyard wall on the side.
"Cheng! What are you going to do?" Hou Junji was so angry that he couldn't even express his words clearly as he watched his men being slapped away by Cheng Yaojin.
They say that when you beat a dog, it depends on the owner. If you beat someone in front of me, you still beat me! I, Hou Junji, don’t want my face anymore!
"What do I do? I help you educate your subordinates! It's wrong for children to interrupt when adults are talking!" Cheng Yaojin waved his hands and laughed, as if you don't need to thank me. Hou Junji almost exploded on the spot!
"The bully has reached the front door of my house, you all just wait for me!"
