Xiaojiazhuangzi, Liu Hongji no longer cares about confinement or not. He rushed over from Chang'an on horseback. When he saw Xiao Han at home, the first thing he did was to ask him if the riot in Chang'an had anything to do with him.
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"Brother, uncle... I really didn't do this!" Xiao Han shook his cattail leaf fan and looked at Liu Hongji, who looked eager, and rolled his eyes with a depressed look on his face.
Although, he did like to hear about the misfortune of the Marquis of Xiangcheng and Hou Junji.
But this really has nothing to do with him! He can't have any grudge against these two people, and this bad debt will be put on his head, right?
"Didn't you do it?" Liu Hongji was obviously doubtful about Xiao Han's words. He grabbed the cattail leaf fan, slapped himself hard several times and said, "Didn't you do it? Who could come up with such a stupid idea?
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Xiao Han, who had his cattail leaf fan taken away, rolled his eyes and said, "Ahem, is this stupid? No! Am I stupid?"
"Stupid!" Liu Hongji shook his cattail leaf fan and looked at Xiao Han for a while, then finally nodded and came to a conclusion with certainty.
"..."
When Xiao Han saw this, he was completely speechless.
Well, even if I'm stupid, that's all what others say! You, a 250-year-old who only has muscles but no brains, have what qualifications do you have to criticize me?
"Go away! You are stupid, your whole family is stupid! Besides, no matter how stupid I am, I won't go to the wrong door or hit the wrong person."
"You also know the Stanay family?"
When Liu Hongji heard Xiao Fanghan talking about it, his expression immediately became strange. He looked like he wanted to laugh but couldn't bear to laugh. Xiao Han felt uncomfortable for him.
However, it’s no wonder that Liu Hongji suffered from constipation! Really, this Shi Danai was so miserable! He used his own personal experience to popularize to the people of Chang’an what it means to be a real person sitting at home.
, the pot comes from the sky!
He is obviously just an old minister who is idle at home. He does not show off on weekdays and lives a life of peace with the world!
Just because I lived across from Wang Shilong, I fell asleep at noon and a group of irrational people rushed into my home and beat me up! I heard that even the watchdog was tied up and beaten.
What a meal! Not to mention the servants! They all enjoyed the feast like a sea of people.
Fortunately, the people who rushed in still had some courtesy and integrity, and did not do anything to the female family members in the mansion.
Legend has it that it was precisely because of this that Stanai had an idea, changed into the clothes of his maid, and then managed to escape from the house.
Of course, Xiao Han also felt that this legend was a bit too farfetched.
Because he has met Stanay!
This fierce general under Li Yuan was always known for his stupidity and risking his life when fighting. This was also fully reflected in his appearance.
Dark face, buck teeth, small eyes!
Coupled with the unique beards of the barbarians, if this is like the legend, pretending to be a maid! If someone finds out, he will probably be beaten a hundred times harder than before!
After all, those people just don’t hit women, but they don’t say they won’t hit female ghosts!
"Then Shi Danai has indeed suffered an unreasonable disaster." Seeing Xiao Han always looking at him, Liu Hongji also found that he was a little gloating about his misfortune. He rubbed his face in embarrassment and said, "Fortunately, the people from Sima from the Five Cities arrived.
In time, apart from being a little frightened and smashing some things at home, he was fine! But now the whole Chang'an is spreading the news that all of this was caused by you. Don't worry that Shi Danai will be angry, so go and intervene with you.
One?"
"Take me a copy?" When Xiao Han, who had just picked up a big bowl of tea and drank tea, heard this, he slammed the big bowl on the table angrily, and said angrily: "I still want to find someone to take a copy! Why are all the shit basins buckled?
On my head, is it possible that my head is so like a tiger’s?”
"..."
Liu Hongji looked strange for a moment, looked at Xiao Han, and was about to say "like", but was glared back by him, and the words that had reached his throat were suddenly stuck there.
"Ahem, no, it doesn't look like it! It doesn't look like it, what should I do now? You are a yellow muddy crotch-dropper. It's not that thing, it's that thing."
Not daring to provoke Xiao Han, who was about to explode, Liu Hongji had no choice but to grab his big tea bowl, raised his head and took a sip, wiped the water stains from the corners of his mouth, and continued: "The key is, that bastard Wang Shilong is still
Not a single hair was hurt, and I don’t know where to hide to watch the show!”
"He can't stand it anymore." Xiao Han didn't refute this time. He just snorted angrily, turned over a large bowl from the table, poured tea and said, "He has left Chang'an now."
"Leaved Chang'an? Where did you go?" Liu Hongji was a little surprised and looked at Xiao Han without blinking: "Hey? That's not right. How do you know this?"
Xiao Han held a new tea bowl, took a few sips of tea, and sneered: "How could I not know? Do you think Master Yan is really angry with me?"
"Ah?" Liu Hongji's eyes widened again, and he looked at Xiao Han in disbelief: "Master Yan? Yan Zhitui? I only heard that he called Wang Shilong early in the morning! Is it possible, then?
To vent your anger?"
Xiao Han looked at Liu Hongji, snorted and said: "It's hard to say whether he was venting his anger on me. Anyway, when he came out, his head was swollen, and he didn't know how many slaps he got from the old man behind his back! And he
After leaving Master Yan’s house, I didn’t even go back to my own house, and left the city in despair. Oh, by the way, Shi Danai’s house hadn’t been smashed up at that time!”
"this……"
Liu Hongji opened his mouth in shock, like a hippopotamus. He actually thought the same as others, thinking that Yan Zhitui left Xiao Han angrily because he couldn't stand Xiao Han and the two had a falling out!
As a result, listening to the tone of Xiao Han's words now, it seems that this is not the case at all!
Where is the breakup? It is clearly to support Xiao Han!
"What do you mean, Wang Shilong is also unlucky this time, and even his ancestor Master Yan doesn't protect him, so he can only go back to Shandong in despair and never come back?"
"Pretty much, I won't be able to come back for a while at least!"
"Then Hou Junji will lose the support of the aristocratic family?"
"Humph, this fool thinks that he has earned everything by himself! He can still succeed without the help of those aristocratic families!
Little did they know that although Wang Shilong was a bit clumsy, he represented a lot of things as long as he stood there! Without the things behind Wang Shilong, what would he be like a mere Hou Junji? A famous general? We in the Tang Dynasty lack everything.
There is no shortage of famous generals!”
"Huzi, that is, horse, toilet! It was originally carved in the shape of a tiger, so it was called Huzi. When Li Shimin was in power, he was broad-minded and did not shy away from taboos. It was only during the Li rule period that Huzi and he felt
The name of our ancestor Li Hu was too similar, so he avoided taboos, so he changed Huzi to Mazi, also called toilet."
